| ?Harry Potter gets revenge...on The Jerk Who Tol... |
insertwackynamehere |
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2005-07-18 |
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no description given.
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hprevengejerk
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edited from that clip and some SaqibSaab stuff
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| ?Mr. Crabbe |
anystrom |
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3,327 |
2012-07-02 |
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Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
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| ?Yakko gives Dot a Super Nintendo for Christmas |
bigmac2112 |
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3,337 |
2009-12-23 |
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no description given.
domain:
Harry-Potter-and-the-dumb-ytmnd
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| ?lol, Harry Potter 7 |
erei33 |
(3.40) |
3,344 |
2007-07-19 |
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Harry Potter 7, each new frame as 5 pages after the previous one.
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lolhp7
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internets
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Max Coveri - Running in the Nineties
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| ?Harry Potter and the Fresh Prince |
leeroyistehshit |
(2.69) |
3,345 |
2005-07-24 |
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no description given.
domain:
hpandthefp
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| ?!!NEW HARRY POTTER SPOILERS!! |
YTMNDJesus |
(2.56) |
3,351 |
2007-07-18 |
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Harry luvs teh bestiality
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newpotterspoilers
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Harry Potter tight, hot ass
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Axel F
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| ?Trauma Center and Harry Potter..? |
Catco |
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3,355 |
2006-05-13 |
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I went to E3 and saw the art, and took one the little complimentary brochures they gave out... I looked at the new Derek for a moment, and it hit me...
Harry Potter and Derek look.. a lot alike o_O
I love Trauma Center btw. Not the new art, though
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TCHP
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I scanned it in
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Googled it, don't remember where xP
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| ?Harry Potter gets revenge...on PICARD! |
SaqibSaab |
(3.00) |
3,403 |
2005-07-17 |
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description:
Note: This is just my portrayal of HP fans getting ticked. I'm not seriously getting revenge, the "noooo you b*tch" video is hilarious. I'm just trying to have fun with this. Enjoy :)
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hprevengepicard
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| ?Harry Potter Can Also Rave |
pms |
(2.64) |
3,405 |
2006-04-13 |
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harry potter can also rave with glowsticks, now fixed gif :)
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harryraver
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harry potter can dance edit
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kalwi & remi - explosion
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| ?She-Who-Must-Not-Bake-Cakes |
davedevil16 |
(3.18) |
3,414 |
2006-06-03 |
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description:
She-Who-Must-Not-Bake-Cakes tortures poor Harry Potter. The suffering strikes again. If anyone has a sound clip of Harry screaming, that would be great.
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harrypotterlazytown
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Goblet of Fire + my edit
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Lazytown
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| ?harry potter and the frozen foods |
Charizard |
(4.00) |
3,417 |
2009-11-01 |
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no description given.
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hpatff
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hp
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the critic
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| ?Harry Potter chose poorly (updated sound) |
hahhah |
(3.07) |
3,424 |
2005-10-28 |
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no description given.
domain:
ishestupid
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| ?Harry Potter and the Best Fad Ever |
braxton |
(3.89) |
3,425 |
2008-06-16 |
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description:
Harry Potter and the Baron Lasers
domain:
hpatbve
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Harry Potter
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LLALALSLLSLEERRRSSZZZ
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| ?The Hogwarts Bicycle |
SaikyoStyle |
(3.24) |
3,427 |
2005-08-03 |
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description:
Ginny the whore.
domain:
hogwartsbike
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, doctored.
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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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| ?Naked Harry Potter |
Tarcotti |
(1.00) |
3,430 |
2006-03-07 |
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no description given.
domain:
nakedharry
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angelfire.com
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CD
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| ?Harry Potter and the Eleventh of September |
Azerael |
(2.60) |
3,451 |
2005-07-09 |
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description:
The next book in the Harry Potter series deals with real-world issues.
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hp911
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Photoshop
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Sound Fudge
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| ?Harry Potter and the Wizard |
secretpants |
(2.91) |
3,451 |
2005-07-17 |
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description:
Yes, I know it wasn't Savage.
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harrypotterwizard
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Time will Tell.
sound origin:
The Patent is Over!
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| ?Terrorists read Harry Potter!! |
NeverSeen |
(1.93) |
3,467 |
2005-08-14 |
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description:
Terrorists love Harry Potter.
domain:
gitmopotter
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,165134,00.html
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Gay Fuel sites
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| ?harry potter and the lol, internet |
Charizard |
(4.00) |
3,475 |
2009-11-01 |
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no description given.
domain:
hpinternet
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harry
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| ?OMFG pwned spoilers |
seezur |
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3,480 |
2005-07-26 |
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description:
For the creators of the Harry Potter spoilers.... :)))))
domain:
wtfpwnedspoilers
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| ?Harry Potter gets a Nasty Surprise |
TheOriginalGamesta |
(3.29) |
3,488 |
2007-11-01 |
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description:
As Harry Potter deciphers the egg from the first challenge of the Triwizard tournament, he soon regrets solving the puzzle.
domain:
harryandtheegg
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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| ?Harry Potter 7 Spoilers |
xtremehxc |
(2.13) |
3,496 |
2007-07-18 |
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description:
Harry Potter Spoiler 7
domain:
MayhemHpotter
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Spoilerz!
sound origin:
Harry Potter spoilers techno
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| ?Bob Sapp summons a Harry Potter impersonation |
uberpsycho |
(3.06) |
3,505 |
2005-09-19 |
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description:
bob sapp is da man
domain:
bobsappisharrypotter
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| ?Tony Danza Reads Harry Potter |
shunkwugga |
(3.10) |
3,505 |
2006-02-07 |
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description:
Tony Danza reads Harry Potter to the best of his ability.
domain:
tonydanzareadsharrypotter
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Google
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Preston and Steve
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| ?HARRY POTTER 7 ENDING LEAKED |
DarthWang |
(3.02) |
3,523 |
2007-07-06 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
hp7ending
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Guess
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Guess
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| ?I ruined harry potter for my friend on Myspace mw... |
mantorok |
(2.33) |
3,533 |
2005-09-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
myspaceownage
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| ?harry potter is still a pervert in the future |
laffytaffyom |
(1.63) |
3,544 |
2005-12-19 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
harryisstillatit
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| ?Harry Potter Quick Rap |
McFlyAway |
(3.10) |
3,555 |
2005-05-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hprap
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| ?Harry Potter and the Moon Man |
FowderSoapReturns |
(4.06) |
3,560 |
2009-10-31 |
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description:
Moon Man rapes Hermione.
domain:
moonmankillsdumbledore
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my non-existant Harry Potter collection 0.0
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my tapes
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| ?Harry Potter Rap |
Griffinfuhrer |
(1.77) |
3,567 |
2005-06-30 |
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description:
harry potter is a great lion tamer if you dont like him you must be a bamer uh i forgot the rest
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harrypotterrap
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