| ?Voldemort's Safety Not Guaranteed |
thejewbot |
(2.33) |
3,216 |
2007-08-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
voldemortpushesit
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Harry Potter, page 282
sound origin:
ytmnd
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| ?harry potter and the vagina of hermione |
verscharren |
(2.40) |
3,213 |
2009-11-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
harryvagina
fg image origin:
forced fad
sound origin:
forced fad up the ass.
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| ?Gothic Harry Potter |
OMGJOSHLOLZOR |
(2.86) |
3,207 |
2005-12-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hpgothic
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| ?Harry potter 420 |
Mitchell26 |
(3.64) |
3,186 |
2007-07-19 |
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description:
i saw this the second day it was out and i thought it was funny.
domain:
harrypotthead
fg image origin:
Camera phone
sound origin:
Kottonmouth Kings-420
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| ?Mr. Crabbe |
anystrom |
(3.33) |
3,183 |
2012-07-02 |
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description:
Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
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vincentcrabbe
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| ?OMG Secret Harry Potter Spoiler |
euhcitron |
(3.25) |
3,167 |
2007-07-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
OMGHARRYSPOILER
fg image origin:
YTMND
sound origin:
ZUT
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| ?YTMND FAILS |
bcarey2007 |
(1.94) |
3,141 |
2005-07-19 |
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description:
harry potter spoilers own3d.
domain:
harrypotterytmnd
fg image origin:
www.ytmnd.com
sound origin:
www.ytmnd.com site
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| ?Rock me Harry Potter |
mrtuesday |
(3.46) |
3,123 |
2006-04-09 |
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description:
Harry Potter, Harry Potter. Rock Me, Harry Potter.
domain:
rockmeharrypotter
fg image origin:
Harry Potter
sound origin:
Tom Smith
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| ?Hytham |
subhumans |
(3.50) |
3,123 |
2009-07-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hythie
fg image origin:
Harry Potter Gif
sound origin:
Hassan Theme
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| ?Cage gets cranky |
Silentshadow900 |
(3.00) |
3,115 |
2005-08-12 |
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description:
Cage takes a bit of time off from comparing Harry Potter and zelda to bitch at me and another ytmnd.
domain:
Cageisadumbwhiner
fg image origin:
My "manage sites" and the comments of another ytmnd
sound origin:
google "baby crying audio"
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| ?lol, N*gg* Steals Angel Island & Spoils H... |
hypersaxon |
(3.58) |
3,105 |
2007-07-21 |
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description:
N*gg* steals Paradise Island and spoils Harry Potter at the same time!
domain:
nsangelislandharryspoiler
fg image origin:
Made by me using Sonic Sprites from Sonic Stadium
sound origin:
lol fad
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| ?HARRY P@TTER SPOILER OMG |
abwell |
(2.67) |
3,093 |
2005-08-08 |
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description:
OMF HARRY POTTER SPOILER
domain:
harrypottaspoila
fg image origin:
google.com
sound origin:
gorillaz- demon days
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| ?(nsfw) Harry Potter Dry Anal Rape |
Tyguy7 |
(3.11) |
3,078 |
2007-08-08 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
dryrapepotter
fg image origin:
Harry Potter
sound origin:
YTMND
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| ?Vulgar Menace = Harry Potter |
leileilol |
(2.58) |
3,066 |
2004-09-27 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
menace2
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| ?The new Dirty Harry Potter Movie |
cmcharliejojo |
(3.64) |
3,060 |
2007-07-21 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
DirtyHarryPotterposter
fg image origin:
guess
sound origin:
Lalo Schifrin - Magnum Force theme
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| ?(nsfw) Harry/Potter Recalls 19-Dickety Two |
LegoLewdite |
(4.00) |
3,056 |
2010-07-17 |
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description:
Harry Morgan/Sherman Potter forgets what he is saying.
domain:
mash4077
fg image origin:
Harry Morgan
bg image origin:
Sherman Potter
sound origin:
Pharcyde
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| ?New Harry Potter Book |
icantthinkofaname |
(3.44) |
3,047 |
2006-05-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
newpotterbook
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| ?Maybe Harry Killed Dumbledore |
martart00 |
(3.15) |
3,042 |
2006-02-27 |
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description:
Harry Potter is a bad ass, maybe he killed dumbledore, Hermoine
domain:
BadAssHarry
fg image origin:
Edited from movie cover
sound origin:
Ridin Dirty
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| ?Harry Potter Sex Toy |
vfxwatch |
(3.29) |
3,024 |
2006-04-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hornypotter
sound origin:
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| ?Harry Potter Fan fails at life |
NiallHarrigan |
(2.57) |
3,020 |
2005-07-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
thechosenoneharrypotter
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| ?harry potter in ur stuff doin things |
liz2e |
(3.44) |
3,009 |
2006-11-23 |
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description:
harry potter in ur stuff doin things
domain:
harrypotterinurstuff
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
mario
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| ?Harry Potter Learns his Prize for Winning the Triwiz... |
Rush99 |
(3.54) |
3,004 |
2009-11-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
nowharryjustneedssomecrackrock
fg image origin:
Harry Potter
sound origin:
Kool-Aid
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| ?Harry Potter loves Bellpeppers |
Marexis |
(2.75) |
2,997 |
2005-08-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hplovesbp
sound origin:
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| ?Wait, there is harry potter slash? |
SirChris |
(2.62) |
2,999 |
2005-08-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
slashness
fg image origin:
bleach
sound origin:
uhh dramatic music
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| ?Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows |
Corleone |
(2.12) |
2,990 |
2007-03-29 |
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description:
Cover for HP7
domain:
deathlyhallows
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Harry Potter
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| ?Harry Potter and Joke |
keatonkeaton999 |
(4.07) |
2,964 |
2009-03-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
jokezes
fg image origin:
Harry Potts
sound origin:
Harry Potts
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| ?RON WEASLEY GETS A PENPAL |
cooke |
(3.85) |
2,962 |
2007-01-25 |
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description:
transmorigified by the squarius wavious
domain:
ronweasleyforgotandpaystheprice
fg image origin:
harry potter
sound origin:
and the howler of doom
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| ?don't touch the Horcrux |
fearcondom |
(4.09) |
2,954 |
2009-12-17 |
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description:
my Horcrux will put your Hobbit *ss to sleep
domain:
horcruxclan
fg image origin:
harry potter and the half blood prince
sound origin:
Vitas - Opera 2
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| ?Harry Potter, SERIES spoiler |
Corridor |
(2.00) |
2,953 |
2006-04-28 |
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description:
Harry Potter Series Spoiler. I.e. How it ends.
domain:
harrypoiler
fg image origin:
http://www.scholastic.com/harrypotter/books/goblet/images/cover.
sound origin:
www.lardlad.com
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| ?My Teacher is a Werewolf |
CrazyPinkSpot |
(3.14) |
2,943 |
2006-11-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
lupinteacher
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Harry and the Potters
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