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whitebird

Beavis and Butt-Head

Voicify

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

RENDERS HUMOR OBSOLETE

wariowaregayfuel

WarioWare Gold Gay Fuel Can

Tarzan Boy (Mario 64 Soundfont)

He must be getting a lot of royalties from all of these ads

endorses

A very gay snack food endorsed by Chad Warden

Chad Warden's BALLIN Commercial

MOON MAN TRIPLE K MAFIA

GasTheKikez

Google

Google

Google

Yes

Catmoon

Bork

Frank Sinatra - Blue Moon

He doesn't blame himself, but he should.

ololololololololol

the Moon on a cloudy night

"Hide and Seek" by Moon Man (Imogen Heap cover)

Moon Man has the strangest feeling this isn't our first time around.

pastlives

painting by Zdzisław Beksińsk

"Past Lives" by Moon Man (Børns cover)

Chad Warden is a gay cop who shoves random things up his ass

objectify

Chad as a gay police nigga

Same

A short, non-comprehensive list of objects that Chad Warden has shoved up his ass

The most iconic scene in the movie, the other famous one being when Kaz Hirai beats Chad at the Sony Championships by miraculously figuring out the secret of attacking the Giant Enemy Crab's weakpoint for massive damage

tripleglove

Man, they'd best rename that shit to "The Jizz-ard", aight? That shit is mad gay

The PSTriple is BALLIN!!!!!!!

shore leave is gay gay gay and loves big, fat.... pecs

chubbylittletiger

-venture bros season4 episode Operation Prom - characters featured are Shore Leave and Henchman 21

-Siivagunner Circus (два версия) - Five Nights at Freddy's. on youtube

This is my favorite website on the whole internet!

croconaw

hey guys max deserves our money

Moon Man needs to be preserved

Terrible remix I made in like 5 minutes lol

Thought I was gone, didn't you? More of that Gawdawful jamming of that ham radio check-in net, this time featuring Pastor Manning of ATLAH in New York City. warfa.org

pastordavidmanningatitagain

Screenshot of a video still of Manning's rant-preach show.

Recorded off the KFS WebSDR, Half Moon Bay, CA. Reduced to Mp3 from original WAV file.

May 14, 2008 - Moon Man gets mad because somebody deleted this Wiki that I spent many hours making, and now I have to make it again so thanks a lot jerkwads.

moonfad

Moon Man

You're the man now dog!

just like the title says

fnfig

edited ver of /v/ cancer lord (by me)

me

I DON'T KNOW IF BOREDPEDO IS REALLY BACK OR THIS IS JUST SOME IMITATOR BUT DARTH STAPLER WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

deals

Darth Stapler standing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN a cliff above Staplertown and hating the fact that it's surrounded by gay pink clouds

Kate NOOOOOOOOOOOOsh\Brian Staplo (StapcebNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Running up that STAPLER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOriginal remix by Darth Stapler. MNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlkOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOcals and Epic Stapling up that Stapler Instapmental

so if you love me, stir my upvotes, okay?

kff

sopranos s04

armand van helden

i hate trigun

vashwood

trigun maximum

trigun maximum

car seat headrest- beach life in death

have you ever thought about how max is a grifter in real life, why on earth are there people giving him money via patreon every month, what sense does that make, when was the last time max logged in or updated the site, how many people go onto ytmnd.com regularly, this website is a laughingstock of complete asperger and autistic nonsense lmao no seriously who actually gives max money every month like why on fucking earth are you giving him money ytmnd has been dead for over a decade and was starting to decline fifteen years ago, this hellhole of nonsense is still somehow around like some ancient ruins, who on earth actually takes effort into making ytmnds. Moon Man is literally the legacy of ytmnd, like mcdonalds actually took all those animatronics down across their restuarants lol thats the legacy of ytmnd, moon man. white nationalism is the legacy of ytmnd, and since you are visiting ytmnd that means you are a neo nazi as well. congrats on letting max grift you out of money lmfao the gift max gave to the world was not ytmnd, but moon man. max gave moon man to the whole world, lol

dragonair

the actual title of this site should have been "Proof Max is a grifter"

in 2007 did you think that someday that annoying fucking spam crap on the front page would someday cause mcdonalds to take down all their mactonight stuff, probably not

dumb remix I made lol

this is a joke

BURNTHEGAYS

google

google

google

Moonspin

sailorspin

Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon Super S

Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Right Round

One of the NPCs in the new Destiny 2 expansion is a "Cloud Strider" named Nimbus. He talks with a gay lisp, behaves immaturely, and the dialogue refers to him with they/them pronouns for no reason and with no explanation.

destiny2gayrobot

Destiny 2

Destiny 2

Gay Robot - Adam Sandler

trigger is gay

ninaman

mine

mine

mine

I checked and, surprisingly, this hasn't been done before

psacopter

FAGGOTCopter

Final FAGGOTRY VII - "Gay"wind "Gay"kes to the "Gay"s

nowayitsthemoon

Non-applicable

Wallace and Gromit

Ducktales (NES)

its now WHM

MoonManBHM

mcdonalds ad on VHS

me

WTF Marvel?

sunspider

https://spiderman.fandom.com/wiki/Sun-Spider_(Earth-20023)

Google

The Band- The Weight

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

Photo taken during entry to atmosphere (Jan. 14, 2022).

"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)

When you get to the bottom All the slack to the top of the line Drops away where you stop and you jerk till you die And I noose up another and I do it again K K K K K K

paulisracist

cover of The White Album - Part 1

"Helter Skelter" by Moon Man & the Beatles

he's vibin

catjambutmoreepic

the inetrwebz

tiger moon-something tells me (edited by me)