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Rockula is a 1990 Comedy about a vampire under a curse- The tagline is "He's a vampire that hasn't scored in 400 years- tonight's the night!" It was directed by Luca Bercovici, and co written with Bercovici and Jefery Levy. Starring as the vampire , Ralph LaVie, is Dean Cameron a prolific 1980's comedic actor. Toni Basil plays Phoebe LaVie, Ralph's mother. Bo Diddley has somewhat more than a cameo, as Axman, playing in Ralph's band, incidentally named Rockula.

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If you are at work and go out for a smoke break, put this YTMND on your computer and your co-workers will know exactly where you are.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1361409/Wolf-child-named-worlds-hairiest-girl-delighted-makes-popular-school.html

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13192359 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3549221/77million-PlayStation-accounts-hacked.html

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This is YTMND that I made to pwn my co worker Jason Szost, who kinda looks like Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park. I will create a user.js JScript file in his Firefox preferences folder that will keep this YTMND as his Firefox homepage until he finds the file and deletes it.

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"Electric Blue" is a 1987 hit single by the Australian rock / synthpop band Icehouse and was co-written by Iva Davies of Icehouse and John Oates of the U.S. band Hall & Oates. The single reached number one on the Australian singles chart on 16 November 1987, number seven on the American Billboard Hot 100 singles chart on 21 May 1988, and number 53 on the UK singles charts. Released in August it was the second single from their number one album Man of Colours on Regular Records in Australia and, with a slightly different cover, on Chrysalis Records for European and North American releases. It is played regularly on Australian radio stations and remains one of their most popular songs according to listeners of Triple M in 2007.

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Zadłużenie konsolidacyjny na ogół występuje jako hipoteczny pożyczka konsolidacyjny. Ze względu na dość wysokie kwoty kredytu w casusie kredytu konsolidacyjnego oraz dość długi związek frazeologiczny kredytowania, banki wykorzystują opieka spłaty w postaci hipoteki. By więc móc starać się o uzyskanie długu konsolidacyjnego wypada posiadać majątek, która może służyć ochronieniu debetu. Co więcej, dostaniemy wierzytelność w perfekcyjnej wysokości równej 100% zalet posiadłości. Banki w swoich propozycjach posiadają i <a href="http://kredytkonsolidacyjny.net.pl">kredyt konsolidacyjny</a> gwoli jednostek. Również jak w przypadku osób namacalnych, kredyt konsolidacyjny dla jednostek następuje w formie ochronionej hipoteką. Potencjalne jest zaciągnięcie konsolidacyjnego spośród dodatkowymi środkami nieopanowanymi, które jest dozwolone przeznaczyć na inne cele to znaczy inwestycje. Nie wszystkie banki udzielają kredytów konsolidacyjnych firmom. Najczęściej kredyt ten nie jest dostępnych dla nowych modły, prowadzących działalność krócej niż rok.

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[u][i][b][spoil]Google From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search This article is about the corporation. For the search engine, see Google Search. For other uses, see Google (disambiguation). Page semi-protected Google Inc. Google Logo Type Public Traded as NASDAQ: GOOG FWB: GGQ1 NASDAQ-100 Component S&P 500 Component Industry Internet, Computer software Founded Menlo Park, California, U.S. (September 4, 1998)[1][2] Founder(s) Sergey Brin, Larry Page Headquarters Mountain View, California, United States Area served Worldwide Key people Larry Page (Co-Founder & CEO) Eric Schmidt (Executive Chairman) Sergey Brin (Co-Founder) Products See list of Google products. Revenue increase US$ 37.905 billion (2011) Operating income increase US$ 11.632 billion (2011) Profit increase US$ 9.737 billion (2011) Total assets increase US$ 72.574 billion (2011) Total equity increase US$ 58.145 billion (2011) Employees 33,077 (2012)[3] Subsidiaries AdMob, DoubleClick, On2 Technologies, Picnik, Zagat, YouTube, Motorola Mobility Website Google.com References: [4] Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) is an American multinational Internet and software corporation specialized in Internet search, cloud computing, and advertising technologies. It hosts and develops a number of Internet-based services and products,[5] and generates profit primarily from advertising through its AdWords program.[6][7] The company was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin while they were both attending Stanford University. Google was first incorporated as a privately held company on September 4, 1998, and its initial public offering followed on August 19, 2004. At that time Larry Page, Sergey Brin, and Eric Schmidt agreed to work together at Google for 20 years, until the year 2024.[8] The company's mission statement from the outset was "to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful",[9] and the company's unofficial slogan is "Don't be evil".[10][11] In 2006, the company moved to its current headquarters in Mountain View, California. Google's rapid growth since its incorporation has triggered a chain of products, acquisitions, and partnerships beyond the company's core web search engine. The company offers online productivity software, such as the Gmail email service, the Google Docs office suite, and the Google+ social networking service. Google's products extend to the desktop as well, with applications such as the Google Chrome web browser, the Picasa photo organizing and editing software, and the Google Talk instant messaging application. Google leads the development of the Android mobile operating system, as well as the Google Chrome OS browser-only operating system,[12] found on specialized laptops called Chromebooks.[/spoil][/b][/i][/u]

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Turn your most loved pet pal into a means of transportation! Or art! Or whatever! For more on the article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html

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p(w) = (pitch,yaw,roll) where sin(x),cos(x) = {1,0,1} vector subspace: true for all values of pi, there exists apple crapple bites such that p(w) = krango's function

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Clip from the first minute of the first episode of the Electric Co.

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@remi TROIS MOIS À L'ABRI.CO!! ÇA SE FÊTE EN GRRRRRRAND!!!

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Made for a specific purpose - http://kylerayner.co.vu/post/60058872346 It is indeed stupid, but not senselessly so.

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Michael Damian's terrible remake of David Essex's "Rock On", juxtaposed with Texan Randy Taylor's famous complaint call to the Jimmy Dean Sausage Co. customer care line. R.I.P. Jimmy Dean

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Speak to the hand, cos' the face it ain't listenin'

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"Co, Cal, Magical"

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I only take advice from Co-Executive Producer JOHN MARKUS

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Adam Curry, former MTV VJ and co-host of No Agenda, describes what Net Neutrality REALLY is and why it might not be a good idea, especially if it interferes with ISP network management.

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Widespread co-maladjustment to life in modern society will be the force behind the evolution of civilization that saves the biosphere. The world is messed up, it's time to act accordingly and do something about it.

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This is my office, after the boss comes in and immediately begins beating on one of my co-workers.

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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

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The new deal with Adult Swim is for more than double the amount of episodes that the cult cartoon has already produced. Rick and Morty fans won't have to worry about renewals for quite a while. Adult Swim just handed out a 70-episode order of the cult cartoon. Described as a "longterm deal," albeit without any announced time frame, the order is for more than double the count of episodes Rick and Morty has already produced to date. Co-creators Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon have been especially precious about the comedy, spacing out seasons and waiting as long as two years before the most recent run aired. A Rick and Morty renewal was given, but the extent of this new pact is quite unexpected. Should Roiland and Harmon maintain anything close to their current production schedule, this will keep the show on the air for as long as another decade. Rick and Morty is the de facto flagship of Adult Swim, Cartoon Network's youth-skewing cable sibling. It ranked as TV's No. 1 comedy, cable or broadcast, among millennials in 2017. With adults 18-24 and 18-34, it topped The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family and Saturday Night Live. Another 70 episodes will give Rick and Morty a whopping 101 total. That's one past the once-magic number for syndication, and it certainly sweetens the library value for producers Williams Street and owner Turner. To celebrate the deal, Adult Swim is rolling out a multi-city popup, the Rickmobile, to cater to the fervent fan base. The tour kicks off May 17 in Atlanta before making its way to San Diego Comic-Con in July.

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CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (Reuters) - An updated version of the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, tailored for eventual crewed missions for NASA, made its debut launch on Friday from Florida’s Cape Canaveral carrying a communications satellite for Bangladesh into orbit. The newly minted Block-5 edition of the Falcon 9 - equipped with about 100 upgrades for greater power, safety and reusability than its Block-4 predecessor - lifted off at 4:14 p.m. EDT (2014 GMT) from the Kennedy Space Center. Minutes later, the rocket’s main-stage booster flew itself back to Earth to achieve a safe return landing on an unmanned platform vessel floating in the Pacific Ocean. The recoverable Block-5 booster is designed to be reused at least 10 times with minimal refurbishment between flights, allowing more frequent launches at lower cost - a key to the SpaceX business model. Enhanced rocket reusability also is a core tenet of SpaceX owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk’s broader objectives of making space travel commonplace and ultimately sending humans to Mars. SpaceX has safely return-landed 24 of its boosters and reflown 11 of them. Friday’s flight marked the ninth SpaceX launch so far this year, compared to five orbital-class missions the company had logged at the same point in 2017, according to Musk. It came a day after the original launch countdown was halted one minute before blastoff time due to a technical problem detected by the rocket’s onboard computers. Friday’s second attempt by SpaceX, formally known as Space Exploration Technologies, appeared to have gone off without a hitch. The rocket’s payload, the Bangladeshi government’s first communications satellite, Bangabandhu-1, was placed into Earth orbit at 4:47 p.m. EDT, just 33 minutes after launch, according to SpaceX. The achievement was hailed by Bangladesh Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina in a livestream appearance from her country’s capital, Dhaka. “Today is a very delightful and glorious day for our motherland, Bangladesh, and Bangalee nation,” she said. “With launching of Bangabandhu Satellite-1, we are hoisting our national flag in the space.” The Block-5 also marks another milestone for Musk’s California-based company. It is expected to be the first SpaceX vehicle to satisfy NASA’s standards for its Commercial Crew Program to carry agency astronauts to the International Space Station. NASA requires seven successful flights before the new rocket receives final certification for a manned mission. Besides missions to the space station, the new rocket will be used to launch U.S. Air Force global positioning satellites and other high-value, military and national security payloads. Block-5 marks the final version of the Falcon 9 lineup before SpaceX introduces its super heavy-lift launch vehicle, dubbed the Big Falcon Rocket, or BFR, which will be designed to send manned missions to Mars. SpaceX is one of two private companies hired by NASA to ferry astronaut crews to the space station. The other is Boeing Co.

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So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup. All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all. Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others. In total, as far as I know, five people were hit. AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit. Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified. Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows. Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism". Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png) If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.

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