| ?The Don Always Shines on TV |
Saturatedfats |
(4.00) |
167 |
2025-05-29 |
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description:
What do Don King and Lando have in common? They're not dead. (at least when this site was made)
domain:
ahashine
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| ?Jimmy Carter Liked Campaign Trips |
Saturatedfats |
(4.14) |
463 |
2024-12-29 |
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description:
Jimmy Carter is dead. Lando is not.
domain:
carterjim
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| ?Vader is dead |
Dehry |
(4.78) |
764 |
2024-09-09 |
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description:
Lando is not
domain:
vaderisdead
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| ?Jean-Luc Godard is Dead! |
DarthWang |
(4.46) |
1,590 |
2022-09-17 |
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description:
FRENCH FILMMAKER JEAN-LUC GODARD IS DEAD, WHILE FRENCH STARSHIP CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD IS NOT, AND SPACE PIMP LANDO CALRISSIAN MIXED WITH HIM BECOMES AMERICAN ACTOR ROBERT PICARDO
domain:
picardlando
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| ?Gilbert Gottfried is Dead |
jazior |
(2.50) |
485 |
2022-04-12 |
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description:
Gilbert Gottfried - Star Wars - Lando
domain:
GilbertGottfriedIsDead
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| ?THE NHL IS RETURNING TO ESPN |
Radiofreewill |
(3.00) |
462 |
2021-03-30 |
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description:
LANDO IS PLEASED
domain:
barrymelrose
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| ?2020 in a nutshell (now with 100% more murder ho... |
ScruffyHamster |
(4.53) |
1,795 |
2020-11-08 |
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description:
2020 sucks.
Lando does not.
domain:
worseallthetime
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| ?SEAN CONNERY IS DEAD |
seanlole |
(4.09) |
2,582 |
2020-10-31 |
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description:
LANDO
IS
NOT
domain:
seanconneryisdead
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| ?Chewbacca is dead |
yourdogisnowtheman |
(4.11) |
1,015 |
2019-05-05 |
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description:
lando is not
domain:
chewydead
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| ?Lando is pansexual |
AwesomeBob |
(4.60) |
2,103 |
2018-06-01 |
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description:
Han: "I heard about you. I was wondering if it’s true."
Lando: "Everything you’ve heard about me is true."
domain:
lanpan
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| ?stephen hawking is dead |
timetakes2long |
(4.47) |
1,809 |
2018-03-14 |
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description:
lando is not
domain:
stephenhawkingdead
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| ?lando sings jazz |
letsago |
(3.75) |
490 |
2018-03-03 |
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description:
Lando sings
domain:
singg
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| ?Princess Leia is dead |
Dorothy |
(3.87) |
2,315 |
2016-12-27 |
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description:
Lando is eternal.
domain:
CarrieDeadFisher
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| ?Would you shut up about Lando? |
airbud |
(3.00) |
1,025 |
2016-08-07 |
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description:
Lucas is tired of hearing about Lando.
domain:
shutupaboutlando
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| ?Lando STRIKES BACK!!! |
Wesyeed |
(2.00) |
934 |
2016-05-24 |
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description:
Just discussing my intent to play Lando and shit, yup...
domain:
Starwarsforever
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| ?old ass ytmnd joke makes the big time |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.50) |
4,328 |
2016-01-11 |
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description:
2016 Lando is not funny jokes on the fucking gay internet
domain:
sickled
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| ?Lando RETURNS |
Wesyeed |
(3.00) |
1,558 |
2015-08-29 |
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description:
It's been a long time coming, but it will happen. They will make a Han Solo prequel and they Need a Lando for it. I will honestly play him for Kasdan for free. I've dreamed of it all my long years as a prequel fanboy. Will it happen? Lord knows, I pray to God that Disney comes a knocking, but if they don't I'll do my BEST to get my ass into the audition room. I swear to GOD in Heaven...
domain:
IamLando
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| ?Lando Calrissian > Han Solo |
Wesyeed |
(3.67) |
715 |
2015-08-23 |
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description:
Some line I came up with and the origin for Han's "I prefer a straight fight line." If I had it my way I'd make Lando a huge influence on han's dialogue in most of the movie as if he's constantly ripping off Lando from time to time.
Sorta parallels how he ripped off the Falcon too.
domain:
LandoRules
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| ?lacrossestar83TMND: JOKE on the Water (BRAN... |
madDogSoldier |
(3.72) |
3,337 |
2015-08-21 |
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description:
We all came out to YTMND
On the POLAND shoreline
To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT
We didn't have much time
Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some moon man with a kramer
Burned the site to the ground
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
They burned down the funny site
It died with an awful sound
a funky LANDO was running in and out
Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But POLAND time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky
JOKE on the water
We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog
It was empty, cold and bare
But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red BONGS, a few old beds
We made a place to POOP STAINS
No matter what we get out of this
I know, I know we'll never forget
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
domain:
tournamenting
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| ?I AM LANDO CALRISSIAN |
Wesyeed |
(3.00) |
1,595 |
2015-08-17 |
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description:
I will play Lando in Kasdan's Han Solo Movie!!!!
domain:
landoisnotgay
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| ?Color ME YTMND 2.1.1 (updated) |
madDogSoldier |
(4.64) |
18,838 |
2014-11-28 |
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description:
fad comps are still hilarious. new updates to hopefully help get OVER 9000 hits, because I did not forget Poland, the X-citing art of Dave Cockrum or the tragic sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Now includes: mangione, jurassic park brachiosaurus, bush, poland, polend, kaz hirai, lando, danson, epic pacard, baron lasers, horswarz, arnold, kirby, pee wee hermit, slim jim, snoop nye the slam guy, scrooge mcduck, king leonidas, eminem's mom's spaghetti, giant enemy crab, luthor wrong, l ron hubbard, scientology, will smith, cookie monster, the internet is for porn, dr l33t, bipft, hooker boots, shoe on head, snape kills dumbledore, HTPAT, DTMB, I can break these cuffs, 4chan, max, spiderman stole that guys p1zz4, keyboard cat in space, moon man, kramer, shepard psa, marv, spider, harry potter, dramatic breakup letter, uncle phil, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, grover tragedy, oscar, garbage day, billy v koen, matlab, nigga stole my lightcycle, mooninites, shopping cart, over 9000, chocolate, willy wonka, spongebob squarepants, patrick, rainbow stalin, master of nothing, chad warden, ps triple space fucker, hippo, dave cockrum
large version:
http://maddogsoldier.deviantart.com/art/Color-ME-YTMND-2-1-1-499366290
domain:
colorit2x1
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| ?Robin Williams is DEAD |
jazior |
(3.06) |
1,547 |
2014-08-11 |
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description:
Robin Williams Is Dead Lando Is Not
domain:
RobinIsDead
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| ?Tango is dead! |
nycanarchy |
(1.67) |
903 |
2014-03-11 |
|
description:
Tango is dead! Lando is NOT!
domain:
tangoisdead
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| ?BILLY DEE WILLIAMS IS DEAD |
StellaArtois |
(3.53) |
1,645 |
2014-02-15 |
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description:
Billy Dee Williams, Jr. was an American actor, artist, singer, and writer best known for his work as a leading man in 1970s African-American cinema and for playing the character of Lando Calrissian in the movies "The Empire Strikes Back", "Return of the Jedi" and "The Lego Movie".
domain:
RIPbillydeewilliams
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| ?Philip Seymour Hoffman Is Dead |
DaMoses |
(2.71) |
2,017 |
2014-02-02 |
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description:
Lando is Not
domain:
NowWeWontGetBoogieNights2
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| ?Nelson Mandela Is Dead |
robloxsoulman |
(1.80) |
965 |
2013-12-10 |
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description:
LANDO IS NOT!
domain:
RIPMandela
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| ?NELSON MANDELA IS DEAD |
FlamingTP |
(3.05) |
2,632 |
2013-12-09 |
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description:
TP's $10 sponsorship of dead people but not Lando sites joke + TP actually giving a shit about the person who died this time.
domain:
Mandeada
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| ?YTMND is dead |
houseofcards |
(2.20) |
1,303 |
2013-05-10 |
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description:
...Lando is not.
domain:
longllveytmnd
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| ?MITT ROMNEY IS DEAD |
robloxsoulman |
(2.33) |
1,599 |
2012-12-08 |
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description:
LANDO IS NOT
domain:
MittRomneyIsDead
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| ?Lando Badewster's Wiki |
badewstr |
(3.00) |
575 |
2012-10-12 |
|
description:
I sure do with Lando would use the wiki.
domain:
usethedamnwiki
|