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Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

gato

oppa,lee donghae,donghae,fishy,A Fishy Love Story,Fish Out Of Water,sexy fish,MR FISHY,super junior,suju,super girl,super junior m,k-pop,k pop,asian,^_^,n.n,n///n,korea,korean,motivational,desmotivation,holi,jeje,carbonero,cap,gato puto,bolso puto

TWERK IT

TWERK

This song, its called she is love, is always playing on the pop station radio when Im at work and it is so retarted. Adventure time episode Beautopia, Voices Suzan, Finn and Jake. LUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUBB

she is love,pop music,bad songs,adventure time,suzan,lub glub,beautopia

POPCORN!!!

popcorn,pop,poop,funny,awesome,salted popcorn,toffee,sweet,butter,mmmmm

Deedily Doom Bee Doo Dee Da Bing Ding Yaknowthedrummersdoinda Zit Take Za Pop Tiddleda Da Bittle Det Dill Yaknow

bill cosby,drums,jazz

Reggie Watts at POP! Tech.

reggie,watts,dance,loop pedal

blee likes to pop her puss

You better runnnn runnnn runnnnn runnnnn

run,better run,you,you better run,korean pop,n stuff

I don't care. I love it.

i dont care,my little pony,icono pop,dustin ackley

Why are you watching this?

pizza,pop,running,moon,space

It isn't about pop anymore, Weasle is tired of the whining, he wants rap!

rap,pop,tired

FFFU classic. I used to like product placement sites until PCF and Sylvester ran them into the ground.

fffu,,anton,corn pops

Moe's Thrift Shot

Moe, Simpsons,Macklemore,Thrift,Shop,Thrift Shop,Music,Top 40,Rap,Pop,funny

Magnum

magnum

Looped Mix [track listing in no particular order as is: Blümchen -Heut Ist Mein Tag, Bomani _D'mite_ Armah - Read A Book, Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (Pappy Mix), Ayumi Hamasaki - Evolution (Time Is Pop), M & H Band - Popcorn, Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), Van-Halen-Aint-Talkin-Bout-Love, Star Wars Duel of the Fates Remix, Snoop Dogg- Drop it like its hot (Kirby Remix), Apollo 440 - Can't Stop The Rock, Totally Radd!! - "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out"] produced by d-503

megamix,music,mashup,remix

Wouldn't it be great if you could POP lentils?

DOOKIE MARKS THE SPOT

awd

Link your friends to this site when you want to express the specific emotion conveyed within.

reaction,reactionTMND,seductive,ortega's taco sauce,taco pop,wiggle,eyebrows,suggestive

I'm using Windows 8 (Release To Manufacturing). I have Task Manager open. System32 is a virus. When a fake task (like dllhost.exe (COM Surgoate), ThumbnailExtractionHost.exe (Thumbnail Handler Extraction Host), taskhost.exe (Host Process for Windows Tasks), etc.) opens, and checks, and when it's done checking, it still won't close. I end the task myself. I delete a program on the System32 folder and it fails and always there. Might happen in Windows Vista/7 on Show processes from all users. I wish I had a pop-up blocker to pervent this. This is a bug report.

Windows,7,8,Task,Manager,Fail,COM,Search,spyware,service,unclosable,Devan,Wolf,audacity,paint,printscreen,.exe,help,zonealarm,zone,alarm,popup,bug,System32,com,host,dlc

Obama style

obama,style,gangnam,pop,funny

googled shelf ass and found this then tarzan boy popped in my head

baltorama,gay fuel,tarzan boy,shelf ass

Made this ytmnd, so I can listen to it in the shower continually.

neon ,trees,neon trees,everybody,talks,everybody talks,band,indie,indie rock,pop

Makes my taco pop

Well, Ytmnd, Over 400,000 Asked For A Bargain Bin Overlay Mix Of This Dumb Kid And Fast Car By Tracy Chapman Which Played Twice At Work Today And You Got It Mission Accomplished

Really into it.

Kyungsoo

kyungsoo,exo,d.o,d.o.,do kyungsoo,kpop,k-pop,korean,mama

watching Alien on BluRay, this popped up, and it's been bugging me to do it

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us out on the old bayou with your old straw hat, your lucky pole, and the twanging of your pop's old banjo. Let the warm smell of summer fill your lungs and the taste of cold watermelon fill your mouth. You may not catch any fish, but the peaceful stillness is sure to catch you. Stare out into the blue waters and don't forget to bring good bait.

fish,fishing,sam,sam and max,tranquil,TRANQUILItmnd,peaceful,happy,joy,water,pole

what i do when i'm home alone.

destiny's child,survivor,work harder,8 minute abs,gang,little pops,a few more