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originally made by Roachy. Missed by my sentimental ass, rezzed by Wayback Machine, you know the drill.

faptothefuture

AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" . WEIGHT : 130lbs . Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .

CarmenValentina

it was the only ass in the movie

partass

blow a n ass off

assoff

this f###### is asking to get your a## to mars because mars wants to f### you -------------------- www.getyourasstomars.com -------------------- go to the hilton and flash the brubaker id at the desk

getyourasstomarz

Jack Perry (born June 16, 1997) is an American professional wrestler. He is signed to All Elite Wrestling (AEW), where he is a member of The Elite stable. He is also a former one-time FTW Champion, a former one-time AEW TNT Champion, and a former one-time AEW World Tag Team Champion (with Luchasaurus as ass="search_highlight_1 highlighted">Jurassic Express). He previously performed under the ring name Jungle Boy. He also makes appearances for New Japan Pro-Wrestling (NJPW), where he is a former member of Bullet Club and its sub-group House of Torture. Jungle Boy's first theme song was "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora in AEW.

JungleBoy

Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

HibiscusBlossom

Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

MaryHard

Boys! Look What A Hot A-A-Ass! : Mika ( Akir Anime )

MikAA

Mrs. Roxanne also referred as Roxy is a minor character in the Mr Bean animated series. She appears in Bean in Love. She has the same bust measurement as The Female Celebrity (who was also a minor character in the Mr Bean animated series). During the episode of Bean in Love, she is described as having a hourglass curvy torso with large 36DD cup breasts. Her lips are medium sized and her skin tone is tan. She has wide hips that fit her figure, she has black pupils and long straight and smoothed out legs that match her skin tone. Her hairstyle consists of being black short straight hair with three pointed out bangs hanging off to the left side behind her ear and a curled out pointed part on the lower edge of her right side. During the end of the episode and after Mr. Bean was walking inside the ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">park and was playing with a broom singing along to Roxy's song My Funny Man. She appears as wearing a long sass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">parkling dark purple dress with a large cutout on the backside of the dress which reveals her back and showcases her buttocks and a large purple part similar to a bra covers up the nipples but leaves her cleavage and breasts be shown. Censorship in Boomerang (now Cartoonito) Central and Eastern Europe: All of the scenes where Roxie is roaring were cut. However, the scene, where Roxie is roaring for the first time is not cut. The scene where Mr. Bean becomes nervous upon seeing Roxie, which is moving to the stage room was cut. The scene where Mr. Bean becomes nervous upon seeing Roxie in her room was cut until Roxie comes to him. The scene where Mr. Bean falls in love when the bodyguard is catches him in Roxy's room was cut. The scene where Roxie revolves was cut. The scene where Roxie puts the pen in her breasts was cut. The same edit also occurs in Boomerang Asia. The scene where Roxie gets the pen from her breasts was cut. The same edit also occurs in Boomerang Asia. The scene where Mr. Bean becomes nervous upon seeing Roxie at the ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">park was cut until Roxie comes to him.

MrsRoxanne

See, he's sitting in the place where he lives, it also happens to be the place where he works in this case. The song is telling him to get off his ass and get to work. Plus his feet are [i]not[/i] on the ground. (that's part of the song too)

saucebitch

Genocyber: The Beauty Devil from Psychic World is a 1992 Japanese manga series by Tony Takezaki. One volume of the manga has been published, but the multi-volume story arc remains unfinished. The published book was adapted by Koichi Ohata into a five-part original video animation (OVA) series in 1994. The plot of the anime differs significantly from the manga. Both are notable for their extreme graphic violence. The OVA was produced by Bandai Visual and released in North America by U.S. Manga Corps. Genocyber was also released by Manga Entertainment's UK and Australian Divisions in The Cyberpunk Collection but only episodes 1-3 were released in these regions; this collection also included two other cyberpunk OVAs, Cyber City Oedo 808 and A.D. Police Files. The remaining two parts were not released into English until U.S. Manga Corp obtained the rights and had Central ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">Park Media dub the remaining two episodes that were not dubbed by Manga UK.

Genocyber

That's right, you should put it up your ass

cdupyourass

An instructional YTMND for all you half assed pianists (like me) also cocks.

pianist

Many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me [Verse 1: 50 Cent] Now man, these pussy niggas puttin' money on my head Go on and get your refund, motherfucker, I ain't dead I'm the diamond in the dirt that ain't been found I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned When I rhyme, somethin' special happened every time I'm the greatest, somethin' like Ali in his prime I walk the block with the bundles, I've been knocked on the humble Swing the ox when I rumble, show your ass what my gun do Got a temper, nigga, go 'head, lose your head Turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs I walk around, gun on my waist, chip on my shoulder 'Til I bust a clip in your face, pussy, this beef ain't over [Chorus: 50 Cent] Many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me Have mercy on my soul Somewhere my heart turned cold Have mercy on many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me

manymentrump

Originally created by Vex5. Also missed by my sentimental ass. Thus, also rezzed by the Wayback Machine.

solongnuts

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rogerklotz

idk man I have aids and my poop hole got superglued shut and I cant take a dump anymore. that shit is boiling up inside of my ass and I can feel my sphincter about to tear open. 3/10 do not recommend.

mmsdbe

I WORK HARD. ALL YOU EVER DO IS SIT AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME

black-eyed-peens

The transmitter World Wilde Christian Radio uses for 12160 kHz, 5935 kHz, 7490 kHz, 9350 kHz has been whistle-buzzing for months. A sample of it on 12.160 MHz so you can experience the assness. Transmitter signs on 26 seconds in, and the tapes are off sync from the start. wwcr.com/program-guides/WWCR_Program_Guide.pdf

WWCRtransmitter2ass

Found this at random. Some of their rules: SPONSOR Sponsored by the Sterling ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">Park Amateur Radio Club, Call Box 599, Sterling, VA 20167. OBJECTIVE To promote amateur radio activity in the 95 Virginia Counties and 38 Virginia Independent Cities. DATES Saturday, 16 March 2024, 1400 UTC - Sunday, 17 March, 0400 UTC and Sunday, 17 March, 1200 UTC - 2400 UTC. (For Virginia, this is Saturday 10 AM - 12 Midnight and Sunday 8 AM - 8 PM Virginia local time.) ENTRY CATEGORIES Operator Categories Single Operator - One person performs all operating and only one transmitter may be on the air at a time. Multi Operator / Single Transmitter - Two or more operators with one transmitter on the air at one time. Multi Operator / Multi Transmitter - Two or more operators with two or more transmitters on the air at one time. Station Categories Fixed Station Mobile – A station operating from a vehicle which is capable of operating while in motion and operates stationary in the same configuration, i.e., able to travel at any time without having to disconnect any wiring or change any antennas in order to move. A mobile station is self-contained and capable of legal motion (land, water or air) while operating. Commercial power may not be used. Contacts may be made while moving or stopped. Expedition – A station that moves between two or more Virginia non-permanent station locations. All radio equipment, power supplies and antennas must be transported to each operating site. Commercial power may be used. Mobile radios, equipment, and antennas installed in, on or attached to a vehicle wholly for normal mobile operation are not permitted to be used in this class. The vehicle may be used as part of the setup once stopped in the temporary location. An expedition may not make contest contacts (including contest QSO coordination) while moving regardless of origin or destination. Rover – A vehicle-mounted designed for contesting and is not a mobile or expedition station. The rover may make contacts while stationary and/or while moving. The rover may change equipment and antenna configurations. The rover may operate from a vehicle and/or off a vehicle. The rover may or may not use commercial power. Power Categories High (greater than 150 watts), Low (150 watts or less) and QRP (5 watts or less)

virginiaQSOparty3875khz

strut dat ass

bootbongos

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buttsgalore

star girl does not give a fuck

assxxx

Originally created by Klashbash. Missed by my sentimental ass. Resurrected with the Wayback Machine.

toygayfuel

we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

Whole lot of ass in the hot tub.

hottubpowerrankings

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cyberneticghost

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

Chad Warden is a gay cop who shoves random things up his ass

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