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ballerinadance

In the 2001 Kyoto Daishoten, Stay Gold raced against T.M. Opera O and Narita Top Road. He subsequently won the race but was disqualified due to suddenly dashing in front of Narita Top Road in an attempt to crash into T.M. Opera O, causing Narita Top Road's jockey to fall off. This caused mental distress to Narita Top Road who took about a month to recover from this incident before he could continue racing professionally. Stay Gold was known as the 'Terrorist of the Racecourse' as he would often run in a zigzag pattern and impede other horses. The jockey, Hiroki Goto, had crashed into T.M. Opera O previously while riding a different horse. After the race, the owner of T.M. Opera O berated him for crashing into him again. His riding license was then suspended for three months. Stay Gold had a habit of smelling his own feces, crying, and then proceeding to smell it again. This habit was passed onto his son Orfevre. Stay Gold bit Special Week's tail.

StayGold

I gotta place an extra g at the end of every dog cuz it says unavailable

intelthemanowdogg

transcript: https://derpypony.neocities.org/derpysite2001

derpyeagles

Fair warning for anyone who shall come across this page: This is not a pro animal abuse page. The lasers are fake, the cat is not being harmed, it's all photoshop, it's all an illusion. It may look like that cat is being harmed, but it's not. Fluffykins is okay. If you still don't like the GIF itself, I understand. Shout-out to Cyriak Harris for making the gif Shout-out to Fluffykins the cat for being the cat in the gif

ucanttouchcat

Rest in peace. Luigi Nicholas Mangione (/ˌmændʒiˈoʊni/ ⓘ MAN-jee-OH-nee;[2][3] born May 6, 1998) is an American man accused of killing Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare. Thompson was shot and killed in New York City on December 4, 2024. Following a nationwide manhunt, Mangione was arrested in Altoona, Pennsylvania, five days after the shooting.[4] He has been indicted on eleven state charges and four federal charges,[5] including first-degree murder,[a] murder in furtherance of terrorism, criminal possession of a weapon, and stalking.[6][7] Federal prosecutors are seeking the death penalty in Mangione's federal case.[8][b] Mangione has been described as the "most debated and polarizing murder suspect in recent history".[9] Since his arrest, he has been celebrated as a folk hero by supporters.[10][11] Opinion polls have found that American adult respondents are more likely than not to hold a negative view toward Mangione, with younger and more liberal respondents more likely to view him favorably.[12][13] The support Mangione has generated has been connected to negative opinions of the U.S. health insurance industry and claim denial practices.[14]

lmangione

AVGN® At 45: An Accredited Legacy celebrates the 45th birthday of this legendary creator.

AVGN45

Project Minderia - now on... YTMND? Yes, this is an archival project, but still, this is very random.

projectminderianinetyfive

an alternate version with well you know

brothereww1940

goofy ahh

lalalabruuuuuuuuuh

Hailing from southeast Virginia, Padfoot is a DIY emo band composed of members Sawyer Camden (lead guitar/vocals), Karen Estrella (rhythm guitar/vocals), Chris Kimball (drums/vocals), and Rusty Painter (bass). Their music has been described as "messing with emo space-time" and "maybe like The Appleseed Cast developed an obsession with harmonies and gang vocals." One of their recent live performances was described as "fucking fabulous" by Kimball's dad. With four east coast tours, three speeding tickets, and one very regrettable night at a Cici's dinner buffet in Tennessee under their belts, the band is ready to hit the road again and return to Fest with a brand new EP, coming soon from Chillwavve Records.

padfootva

A new addition to one of YTMND's most ancient memes. The GIF is from an episode of "Trollz" from 2005

simonsimonlol

I wanted to make an all Father Jack mix, but I couldn't find enough stuff I wanted to use. Then I watched Goonies. End of story.

feck

Jim Carrey, in his three Green roles, going on an adventure to defeat the evil vampire Elon Musk, Weird Hair Guy, and evil TIME STOPPING vampire Elon Musk.

greencarrey

This meme was made to illustrate how trivial issues can be blown out of proportion due to the polarization of the two party system. This is a disadvantage

IceCreamPolitics

AGE: 29 HEIGHT: 5'10". WEIGHT: 180lbs. Born Grace Leanne Garcia in San Diego, California to a single mother as a result of a One Night Stand with NAT Whyatt. Her mother Jasmine was an uninvolved parent resulting her in mostly being raised by her Aunt, Ameilia. Though her Aunt was more of a mother it didn't change the fact that Grace had to adapt to better survive in the crime ridden streets she lived on. Joining a gang at the age of 15 she learned how to fight and make money the hard way. Many of the male members attempted multiple times to take advantage of her leading her to be stronger than them and put them in their place. Wanting more out of life and beginning to hate her place as it was, she decided to seek out who her father was. With some insider help she learned her father was the CEO of one of the largest corporations on the planet, DIQ. At first being nervous to meet him thinking he would reject her. The opposite occured as NAT was extacted and regretful not knowing she existed. Spending time with her father and actually being treated well by him she sought to imitate him as both a way to honor him and learn from his success. Even taking his name Whyatt as her own. After a decade enjoying her new life getting stronger and smarter NAT gave her the keys to his kingdom. Making her the DIQ CEO. AS the head of the company she is very hands off and lets most department runs themselves. Though if they fucked up she will surely correct them. Grace can be intimidating at first but so long as she isn't bothered she is easy to get along with. A sexual icon and bad bitch, she tends to be the one in charge in all situations....

GraceWhyatt

AGE: 25. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 139lbs. NELL if that is even her real name...Is a notorious mistress who's most well-known characteristics is being a hardcore Sado-Masochist. Somewhat indestructible as she is seen frequently partaking in the use of Narcotics to enhance her senses. However, she never suffers any negative side effects. Some wonder between that and her uncanny appearance if she is even really human. Most think she is just mentally unstable, but she makes it clear it's just what she likes. Always looking for that next extreme sensation of touch and taste. She loves to hit and get hit. Never showing any signs of damage. Somehow she maintains a clientele. Both men and women coming to her for an out of this world experience. Some even end up working for her as they beg to be her pets. She has a strange...control over others... Nell is not her real name. Simply an alias since no one really knows who she is. A popular employee of Club Scarlet, a club for BDSM enthusiasts and Sex addicts, she is well known for her services on a surface level. Under the surface some know her as an enforcer in the criminal underworld. Her signature latex suit and mask keep her identity hidden at all times. Allowing her to perform her duties both sexual and violent without exposing who she really is. She takes pride in her actions and finds satisfaction being in complete control of her life. A truly chaotic and free soul at the expense of decency. While very much a degenerate she doesn't abide by what she disagree's with under any circumstances. Even her boss, Madam Scarlet, refuses to step on Nell's toes when it comes to clients. She enjoys drinking, smoking, fighting and fucking. Follow her rules and play her game. Otherwise... Forget it.

Nell

AGE: 202. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 135lbs. Born into the legendary Blackhand Clan as a High noble, Morathi lived a life of presitge and luxury as her birthright. When she was deemed worthy she became the clans lead in it's business finances. One time during a trip to visit another clan on business, the clans enforcers caught her indulging forbidden herbs. An act seen as disgraceful and low tier by the high nobles. Tarnishing her families name she was punished by being sentenced to sexual humiliation. Being a slut was seen by the high nobles as the lowest form of status. Being taken to an undercity brothel, her body was altered by a witch to ensure clients would pick her most often. For the next five years she was to be humiliated as a sex slave as penance. However, not too long after starting her time she realized how much she truly loved being a low status whore. Pleasing others easily and being pleasured herself without the stress of maintaining reputation was liberating to her. When her sentenced ended she refused to be taken back or reverted to her old self. She found her true calling and where she belonged.

MorathiBlackhand

Henry Sellers is a television game show host that gets fired for being an alcoholic. He's supposed to be on the wagon, but he takes one little sip of alcohol and goes crazy and jumps out the window.

henrysellers

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

.....fad?

wasitadream

an nes game

figurethingsout

(Insert incredibly unfunny "joke" here.)

hereunder

DC: Dark Legion (2025) is an mobile game for Android and IOS made by FunPlus. The game allows players to assemble teams with various DC heroes and villains, including Wonder Woman, who is known for her versatility and high skill stats. She can provide team-wide buffs and deal solid damage, enhancing the strength of her allies.

DianaPrince

Shao Kahn has many warriors under his command, but his trust lies solely in the fighters of his own creation. Warrior blood gathered from countless battlefields, fused with sorcery, produced his most effective enforcer yet: Skarlet. An expert tracker, she preys on those deemed enemies of the empire. During kombat, Skarlet gains strength from her opponent's blood, absorbing it through her skin. Shao Kahn has a new mission for this formidable kombatant: Discover Quan Chi's true intentions. And kill him if he plots betrayal of the emperor. - Skarlet'S Bio (Mortal Kombat 9)

Skarlet

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aardwolf

...your first and last step to playing yourself like an accordion.

madvillainy

Not safe for printers. (And yes, I do know that I missed an opportunity for a joke by not marking this NSFW.)

diefool

Powerpuff was a high potential superhero action series that could had premiere on The CW during the 2020s season. The project was created by Diablo Cody and Heather Regnier, and stars Dove Cameron and Yana Perrault. It is a live-action adaptation of the original animated series, The Powerpuff Girls that aired on Cartoon Network from 1998 to 2005. On May 24, 2021, it was announced that the pilot was going to be re-developed. As of May 11, 2022, the project was still said to be in development, However two months later it was announced that Craig McCracken is developing an newer version of the show for Cartoon Network Finally on May 18, 2023 the project was announced as dead.

PowerPuffGurlZ

AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" . WEIGHT : 130lbs . Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .

CarmenValentina