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AGE: 25. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 139lbs. NELL if that is even her real name...Is a notorious mistress who's most well-known characteristics is being a hardcore Sado-Masochist. Somewhat indestructible as she is seen frequently partaking in the use of Narcotics to enhance her senses. However, she never suffers any negative side effects. Some wonder between that and her uncanny appearance if she is even really human. Most think she is just mentally unstable, but she makes it clear it's just what she likes. Always looking for that next extreme sensation of touch and taste. She loves to hit and get hit. Never showing any signs of damage. Somehow she maintains a clientele. Both men and women coming to her for an out of this world experience. Some even end up working for her as they beg to be her pets. She has a strange...control over others... Nell is not her real name. Simply an alias since no one really knows who she is. A popular employee of Club Scarlet, a club for BDSM enthusiasts and Sex addicts, she is well known for her services on a surface level. Under the surface some know her as an enforcer in the criminal underworld. Her signature latex suit and mask keep her identity hidden at all times. Allowing her to perform her duties both sexual and violent without exposing who she really is. She takes pride in her actions and finds satisfaction being in complete control of her life. A truly chaotic and free soul at the expense of decency. While very much a degenerate she doesn't abide by what she disagree's with under any circumstances. Even her boss, Madam Scarlet, refuses to step on Nell's toes when it comes to clients. She enjoys drinking, smoking, fighting and fucking. Follow her rules and play her game. Otherwise... Forget it.

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AGE: 202. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 135lbs. Born into the legendary Blackhand Clan as a High noble, Morathi lived a life of presitge and luxury as her birthright. When she was deemed worthy she became the clans lead in it's business finances. One time during a trip to visit another clan on business, the clans enforcers caught her indulging forbidden herbs. An act seen as disgraceful and low tier by the high nobles. Tarnishing her families name she was punished by being sentenced to sexual humiliation. Being a slut was seen by the high nobles as the lowest form of status. Being taken to an undercity brothel, her body was altered by a witch to ensure clients would pick her most often. For the next five years she was to be humiliated as a sex slave as penance. However, not too long after starting her time she realized how much she truly loved being a low status whore. Pleasing others easily and being pleasured herself without the stress of maintaining reputation was liberating to her. When her sentenced ended she refused to be taken back or reverted to her old self. She found her true calling and where she belonged.

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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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In this cover for Salt Lake City based reggae band, a couple engages coitus with brass instruments.

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Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

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AGE: 34 , HEIGHT: 5'10" , WEIGHT: 134lbs. Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...

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NAME: LENA MACY. HEIGHT: 6 FOOT 6.6 INCHES. SEX: CISGENDER FEMALE. SEXUALITY: BI-PAN / POLYAMORY. AGE: 24. BDAY: MARCH 13TH. SPECIES: DEMON. DEMON TYPE: BRUTE. NATIONALITY: BRITISH.

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Qandeel was born on 1 March, 1990 in Shah Sadar Din, a town in the Dera Ghazi Khan District, of the southern part of the Punjab province of Pakistan, into a Saraiki-speaking, ethnic Baloch family. She came from an underprivileged family, the daughter of Anwar Bibi and Muhammad Azeem, who scratched a living from local farming. She had six brothers and two sisters. Growing up, she was interested in her studies, as well as acting and singing. Before her rise to fame, her first job was as a bus hostess. On 15 July 2016, Baloch was drugged and then asphyxiated by her brother M. Waseem while she was asleep at her parents' home in Multan. Her death was reported by her father Azeem. Baloch's death has drawn mixed reactions from different sections of society in Pakistan. Some called her death an honour killing, and some think that the motive was money. An episode in the A-Plus Entertainment series Yeh Junoon was partially based on her life. The series starred Zhalay Sarhadi and Shamoon Abbasi in lead roles. On 27 July 2017, Urdu1 started to air a 28-episode biopic television drama titled Baaghi based on Qandeel's life, where Saba Qamar plays her character. The first episode amassed more than 4 million views on YouTube, and the series went on to become a major critical and commercial success. In 2016, MangoBaaz reported that Qandeel Baloch was the most Googled person in Pakistan in 2016. In March 2017, the British-Pakistani-Indian-American hip hop group Swet Shop Boys dedicated the track Aaja from their latest album to the memory of Qandeel Baloch. Recorded samples of her voice from her social media content is also used towards the end of the track. In June 2017, a documentary film Undercover Asia S4: In The Name Of Honour premiered on Channel NewsAsia. Produced by Make Productions, it tells how Baloch's bold and sexual videos challenged convention and shocked a nation which later led to fatal consequences. The 2023 film Wakhri is loosely based on Baloch’s case.

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Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

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(Hired-GunZ.com) PROFILE Name: Cindy Beckham Aliases: "Bubblegun" Sex:F -- Age: 27-- Performance Rating -- Highly Lethal Job Completion Rating -- 100% Methods: Unorthodox, Seduction, Physical Violence, Coercion/Stealth Average user rating -- 10/10 (based on 7,918 reviews) Contact Info Bimbo4lyfe@hottiemail.com (208)-223-5555 Average Cost (Per Job) $22k-$41k

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Dion Fortune (born Violet Mary Firth, 6 December 1890 – 6 or 8 January 1946) was a British occultist, ceremonial magician, novelist and author. She was a co-founder of the Fraternity of the Inner Light, an occult organisation that promoted philosophies which she claimed had been taught to her by spiritual entities known as the Ascended Masters. A prolific writer, she produced a large number of articles and books on her occult ideas and also authored seven novels, several of which expound occult themes. Fortune was born in Llandudno, Caernarfonshire, North Wales, to a wealthy upper middle-class English family, although little is known of her early life. By her teenage years she was living in England's West Country, where she wrote two books of poetry. After time spent at a horticultural college she began studying psychology and psychoanalysis at the University of London before working as a counsellor in a psychotherapy clinic. During the First World War she joined the Women's Land Army and established a company selling soy milk products. She became interested in esotericism through the teachings of the Theosophical Society, before joining an occult lodge led by Theodore Moriarty and then the Alpha et Omega occult organisation. She came to believe that she was being contacted by two Ascended Masters, the Master Rakoczi and the Master Jesus, and underwent trance mediumship to channel the Masters' messages. In 1922 Fortune and Charles Loveday claimed that during one of these ceremonies they were contacted by Masters who provided them with a text, The Cosmic Doctrine. Although she became the president of the Christian Mystic Lodge of the Theosophical Society, she believed the society to be uninterested in Christianity, and split from it to form the Community of the Inner Light, a group later renamed the Fraternity of the Inner Light. With Loveday she established bases in both Glastonbury and Bayswater, London, began issuing a magazine, gave public lectures, and promoted the growth of their society. During the Second World War she organised a project of meditations and visualisations designed to protect Britain. She began planning for what she believed was a coming post-war Age of Aquarius, although she died of leukemia shortly after the war's end. Fortune is recognised as one of the most significant occultists and ceremonial magicians of the early 20th century. The Fraternity she founded survived her and in later decades spawned a variety of related groups based upon her teachings. Her novels in particular proved an influence on later occult and modern Pagan groups such as Wicca.

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Busty Dusty (born October 20, 1961 in Los Angeles, California) is a retired American adult model and exotic dancer. Before breast enhancement her stage name was Rocky Raquel; as Busty Dusty she increased her size after 1993. Busty Dusty's career was at its height in the 1990s, up until her retirement in 1999. During her active phase she was one of the most popular big-bust models next to Traci Topps, SaRenna Lee, and Pandora Peaks. She never made hardcore videos. For a time she had a website with Chloe Vevrier and Traci Topps known as The Fantasy Cafe. The initial promo photographs for the site were shot by erotic photographer Tom Ruddock. Busty Dusty's sister Dominique was responsible for the maintenance of the website, which eventually folded when Topps parted company with the other girls. She starred in several softcore big-breast videos, including a notable appearance for Playboy in Voluptuous Vixens. Mostly Busty Dusty was seen in solo scenes. Busty Dusty reveals in an interview found on her official website, BustyDustyStash.com that she did in fact engage in threesomes during her years as an active stripper. Usually with two men, and herself. Busty also notes that she's not particularly fond of anal sex as well, despite numerous of her male lovers making an attempt to have her engage in it. Miss Dusty had a bra cup-size billed as 90HHH, which is obviously an exaggeration. Her measurements were reportedly 54-24-34 at her peak. In October 25, 1999, she had breast reduction surgery and announced her retirement soon after.

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Chita is a nice person and very accepting. She takes platonic compliments from Willy, the local hobo in the bar she works at and loves when her best friend and fiànce Phil and his cousin Jack visits her at work. She also is accepting of Cherry Pie, the town's token trans woman. In Road Trippin, she sticks up for Jack while Phil bullies him. In Got Surgery?, she openly talks about how she dislikes plastic surgery and vanity. Chita wears a grey crop top shirt and army green pants. A red thong can be seen peeking out of her pants. She wears sweat bands on her wrists and has her nails painted red. The sweat bands and nails are the same color as her thong. Chita's shoes have grey and light grey stripes. She has heavy mascara and dark red lips. Chita's hair is red-ish brown in pigtails with dark blue scrunchies. She has lime-colored earrings and a army green hat. Chita is Phil's best friend. Even though in the first episode, you assume Chita is more than Phil's best friend, through out the rest of the episode, (and series), Phil helps Jack hook up with Chita. Jack is Chita's "friend with benefits". They are not a canon couple, and have never mention that they were dating, but it is implied on many occasions that Chita and Jack have sex often. Chita loves the Halo franchise. Chita believes that by reading Us Weekly, watching the Daily Show, and studying The Secret, she can build a time machine and be a comedic version of a modern day Nostradamus. (A 14th century pharmacist) Chita Custorera is one of the five main characters in the show, appearing in most if not all episodes in the series. She was voiced by Rhia Abarquez.

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Birth Name- Jully Oliveira Sex- Female Division- Welterweight Status- Active Rounds- 25 KOs- 0% Career: 2023-now Debut: 2023-04-22 Alias- Oliveira Nationality- Brazil Stance- Southpaw/Orthodox Height: 5′ 7″ / 170cm Reach: 67″ / 170cm Residence- Brazil Birth Place- Sao Paulo, Brazil Birth Date- 07/04/1994

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For a woman who used to make her living procuring organs for donation at an eyes and tissue bank, the WWE female wrestler known as Victoria has come a long way. Born of Puerto Rican and Turkish decent, Lisa Marie Varon had grown up wanting to become a world class biologist and was well on her way to that profession during her college years. A former cheerleader, Lisa decided to move into the world of fitness competitions as a hobby during her studies; and eventually turned it into a successful modeling career -- going on to meet with fellow superstars Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus years before any of them were wrestlers. In fact, her friendship with Torrie Wilson is what led her directly into the wrestling business; as she was asked to appear as an extra during a live WCW event -- she had only just decided to drop in and visit her friend Torrie earlier that day. From that moment on, she couldn't get enough. Not too long afterward, Victoria signed on with UPW before being signed on full time with the WWF. Trained in OVW for more than two years, "Queen Victoria" made her WWF debut as one of the Godfather's Ho's (you may remember her as the one who was leading the "Save the Ho" campaign) and would later resurface as Trish Stratus' nemesis on Monday Night RAW. In the time since, Victoria has gone on to become one of the most respected female grapplers in the sport. Currently aligned with Steven Richards, Victoria is in the midst of feuding with, well, whomever gets in her way. Look for continued success from her in the future.

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Filipino news anchor said this on her X account regarding arrested pastor-slash-suspected sex offender Apollo Quiboloy: "A reminder to our lawmakers before they defend Pastor Apollo Quiboloy. This man is on the US FBI’s Most Wanted List. Charges of RAPE - as young as 11 years old from 2006-2020. Labor & human trafficking scheme. Forcing girls to enter into sham marriages to obtain fraudulent student visas among others."

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IAN BRANNON SOMETHING MIMES HOT SEX BETWEEN TWO LEGOES!!!

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the "doctor sex" tf2 meme but i made it a site. enjoy.

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remember that one meme known as Ankha Zone, that is a pornographic animation of Ankha having sex with a villager, imagine that but silent film

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You might think you've peeped the scene You haven't, the real one's far too mean The watered down one, the one you know Was made up centuries ago They made it sound all wack and corny Yes, it's awful, blasted boring Twisted fictions, sick addiction Well, gather 'round, children, zip it, listen Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago That's me, the first year that I blow How you say broke in Spanish? Me, no hablo Me drown sorrow in that Diablo Me found bravery in my bravado DJs need to listen to the models "You ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?" Stupid, but what the hell do I know? I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flow And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow Can we get much higher? Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Look like a fat booty Céline Dion Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis Beyond the truest, hey, teacher, teacher Tell me, how do you respond to students? And refresh the page and restart the memory? Respark the soul and rebuild the energy? We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemies Sorry for the night demons still visit me The plan was to drink until the pain over But what's worse, the pain or the hangover? Fresh air, rollin' down the window Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low Don't make me pull the toys out, huh Don't make me pull the toys And fire up the engines, huh And then they make noise Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh At the mall, there was a séance Just kids, no parents Then the sky filled with herons (I saw the devil) in a Chrysler LeBaron And the hell, it wouldn't spare us And the fires did declare us But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress And woke up back in Paris Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh

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