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googled shelf ass and found this then tarzan boy popped in my head

shelfmanass

Thrust, parry.

seriouslythatshitsucks

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

A local boy in Nigger Country is overwhelmed with joy as he learns tonight is KFC night.

kfcfordinner

my boys they be lurkin

lurkerslurkin

soulja boy up in dis giga pudding

cdgp

When ripping off skin and non contact butt sex is over and done with, its time for this carnie's real job. To turn the carousel around for all the good little boys and girls.

PHeadsNewDayJob

yup...

arnanarnaaa

bear smears blood on someone. they then transition. and eat the food.

bearboyintomanhood

Mash-up between Korea's Ace Power and P.Diddy's Bad Boys.

georgespresent

The best part of Super Freak.

bleedinginsidemychest

A chilling exploration into the minds of the modern programmer.

notyourbirthdaytoy

sassy towel boy

sassybitch

R2D2 Melts Faces with jesse and the rippers and the beach boys

rockdroid

Jerry Sandusky loves the lil boy wang http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZyyf8ZISy4&feature=youtu.be

jerrysandusky

Astro Boy killed Moon Man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQYzbSLI8Mg

darnyoastroboy

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console flips to channel 8, the zen channel. The video tame console has left our screens frosted over with the pleasant snowfall of static, but with a little imagination, all your favorite TV shows are always on, and never interrupted. Sit back on your favorite spot on the couch, grab your favorite snack, then let nostalgia and happiness turn off all the tension in your mind.

TRANQUILItmndDigitalBlizzard

it does look like shit

itdoeslooklike

Boing.

bouncybouncybounce

Germany released photos of the mysterious "forest boy" in a final push to identify him.

forestboy

cock

no-one-will-ever-try-to-use-this-domain

So Astro Boy is going to do something about it

Astroboyvsmoonman

Every day Astro Boy is shuffling

Astroboydanceparty

After this scene, Anthony Michael Hall's character proceeds to ask an ashen corpse for her panties, which now smell a bit like pizza. He takes it to the bathroom and everybody rubs it with their dick. Then later, the boy she likes wonders, "How come her panties are all burnt up? Didn't you rape her before you burned her alive?" He tried pretending that he did rape her, and that he purposefully left the panties on her because he "[i]likes that sort of thing[/i]", but the guy just thought he was a pussy.

fiery

*golf clap*

absolutely-smashing-old-boy

boys drool girls rule

justfriendsyea

BOY, HIS FEET ARE BIG and you know what they say...

bigfeeteast

BEASTIE BOYS PARTY HARD GIRLS

tsblgirls

Many YTMNDers know who the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern is. What you may not know is that Jonny has had a podcast since January 2006 called "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern." In addition to Jonny, it has had a cast of other entertaining characters such as lesbian comedian Julie Goldman, actress Brandy Howard, computer expert Martin Beauchamp ("Straighty/Straight Boy Martin"), and drag queen Linda James. One of the most enduring characters is drag queen ErickaToure Aviance, of the legendary House of Aviance. Often mentioned on the show has been her numerous sexual encounters, particularly with "straight" men, and her softer, gentler side, represented by her going "behind the waterfall," a place where all her favorite beautiful things such as unicorns are. The song "Behind the Waterfall" is based on her going "behind the waterfall" to escape the stresses of normal, everyday life, both in and out of drag. I like the song because we all need a place to escape sometimes. My "waterfall" tends to be conservatively-leaning political news, YouTube and YTMND. Enjoy the song, and please remember to buy it at your favorite online music retailer if you like it.

behindthewaterfall

Astro Boy can really jump

Astrojumps