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The princess was in this castle the entire time?

smbending

Watch him as he goes.

kermithero

hello, i'm new to this site and here's my ytmnd

helloeverybody

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

Just a shitpost for my friends, please ignore

fnow

i'll be in my office

backinthegamenow2

my thought on how the intel inside logo would sound like if it was played by both piano and music box

intelinsidemusicmix

Wasn't it surprising how Primer Impacto still looked old in 2013? It was the last year where they have used the 2004 studio look.

PrimerImpacto2013

Random Shit that I've created. Wanted to do this my whole life.

CisforalCanzarlavida

Good thing it matches my music style.

endgaem

Yes

Twintowersstolen

Fortunately, you don't actually have to suck his alien penis to beat this boss

itsanalien

DarthWang is my uwu sempai. We uwu in the morning. uwu in the night, uwu all the time. But then, batman told us to stop, unless he was invited in the uwu. Now we all three uwu day and night. uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu

Deadpuppypalace

Omg goku

toomuchhair

from the Super Mario 64 series

sleepmario

A0. A0 A 0 a I be to of in it on he as do at by we or my so up if go me no us. marvel vs. capcom clash of super heroes megaman rockman mega man rock man.

A0

YTMNSFW domains don't work anymore for some reason

heprobablyneverwill

inspired by my ytmnd "dog.com" I decided to make "you.com"

youdotcom

A sequel to one of my old sites https://myconsolle.ytmnd.com

ridgeraceroddworld

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hellomynameisdrewpickles

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higsby

Welcome to my professional website

JessicaCampbell

During my first college year in NYC, I had such a great time, visiting the West 34th Street Kmart store, which is located in Penn Station. It was the year before the COVID-19 pandemic. I've enjoyed exploring the entire city. When I've visited the Kmart in Penn Station, while entering the store, Chris Daughtry's song "Home" the Acoustic Version started to play on the radio. So I have decided to create this YTMND site, for others to enjoy this nostalgic feeling. To those who loved Kmart so much, it is a great idea to remember these good old days. Enjoy! :D

kmartpennstation

Where's your head at, Mikudayo?

mikudayo

Where Do You Go? My Lovely? I WANNA KNOW!

wheredoyougosidney

WELCOME TO MY DISCORD

ComfyZone

I'm Bengay Eggs, you know my Hips Don't Lie, and I'm starting to feel it's right. All the attraction, the tension. Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? BENGAY EGGS!

bengayeggs

ALIEN FUCK OFF. for my favorite mexican man joel

fecalfunny

On Facebook there is a group called Epic Department. Its a ironic dead meme shitposting page where people pretend like they are idiots too busy for a cultivated mind and sense of humor. Ie Normie's. This is based on a comment I made. I said "That sounds more epic than Metal Gear Solid 4, Final Fantasy 7, and Lion King combined." So I made this.

helloepicdepartment

We're super sonic racing

dijon