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Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

fat mans invasion kyle's saturn on air ride and DAVID HASSELHOFF

lolsaturn

I want a recording of Labriola pronouncing my last name in a loop and listen to it all day.

zgawa

Last of Us Waltz

fidorulz

A tribute to nate

happybirthdaynate

A dramatic reading of Heavy's first time by 24FrameDaVinci.

hadsexlastnight

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

princes

Sup Gurl Im Full Purps Couldn't Kill Ra-Den on last week prior to 5.4... Easiest boss in ToT.

illidanfail

Marco gets air.

AirTrusewych

It's been over 2 months since the last contest ended! My idea for a contest: YTMND Shirt Design 2 (so far as as I know, those old designs were never used, anyway). Or maybe Max can think of a good contest?

competition

GROARNAK goes to McDonalds, but his mom got scared, so he went to BK and ordered a Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch in Bel-Air.

nanunanu

The original line that was edited out by the Troll King (Kojima) himself.

solidusfinal

Many people have wondered what Solidus' last words were (you can clearly see him opening his mouth 3 times when he's falling), so I made this site.

federalhall

meh

lastfaggot

The player controls the titular Sonic the Hedgehog to collect the seven Chaos Emeralds, free the animals trapped inside robots, and defeat Sonic's nemesis, Dr. Ivo Robotnik ("Dr. Eggman" in the original Japanese release) The game is split up into zones, each of which is split into three acts.The player must navigate through each zone to progress. In each zone's third act, the player confronts Dr. Robotnik, who rides a vehicle. After completing the sixth zone, the player continues directly to the Final Zone for the last encounter with Robotnik. The player is given a certain number of lives, which are lost when Sonic collides with hazardous enemies or objects, falls off-screen, or exceeds an act's ten-minute time limit. If all lives are lost at any point in the game, the "Game Over" screen will appear, at which point the player can return to the beginning of the act with three lives if the player obtains continues from Special Stages.

greenhillzoneact1

Brain Peppers sadly passed away last year :(

BrainPeppersdeath

moon man drawing 13 plus some music from last year i think i was messing with and i added some more to. and moon man song. he sings background with some music. background singer

moonmankillsniggers

Jeff Hanneman, guitarist from the Heavy Metal band Slayer, died today.

RIPJeffHanneman

serious.

MaxwellMadoff

Enjoy your last meal, jesus, some people are partying there!

ultimacena

Rumors

stephanieslastdayshecame

Last entry for photography class project, this time using any source of images. I saw the gif this morning on facebook and immediately thought Team America.

chrismutomboblocks

In our last days, we can't be fighting, we must work together to flood ytmnd with bullshit and flame wars... and to stop the moon crew. We should right here, right now reform the victory alliance!

savethewale

Well, Goodbye, I haven't thought about this site in a decade, but here we are. Adieu, you were annoying whilst you lasted!

Thisismyfirstytmnd

Blood Brothers

togethrAtLast

"there was 9 people at my church last night..." "awww" (.................) AUTO TUNE GOD OF FAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTSS!

autotunegodoffarts

haf

entryhhh

My good friend Tijit wanted to mess with my avatar from another site and came up with this, the credit all goes to him.

shouldbedancingyeah

Ronda Rousey doing her thing to the classic song "Rhythm of the Night" by DeBarge from one of my favorite flicks The Last Dragon.

rondasrhythm

In a world where the only sane cop is declared insane. One man will rise from the ashes of corruption and set the world a light.

policecorruption