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My russian will never die

mhwnr

Skilled with the saw and pulse But not with this ailing urge You with your words and notes Too scared to try, are you paralyzed? (Chorus) Who's afraid of the soldiers in the envelopes brigade Teased by the sounds you've heard You've tried, but it sounds like birds Back to the classifieds Too scared to try, are you paralyzed?

ronniemartin

I was going to enter this into the T5 thing but I never actually signed up and did not make the deadline. At any rate, I was always going to remake this site anyway because, while the original audio does sound more creepy it is also a lot harder to understand. http://scp-426.ytmnd.com/

SCP462

never trust a woman

termination

This site is dedicated to preserving the memory of the ugly sweater adorned Christmas velociraptor monogram I created for my holiday party this past Christmas. May we never forget.

myawesomedinogobo

Never forget

jaylenoabbyk

The Modern Lovers' "Pablo Picasso" is a great song. And right on the money.

pablopicasso

i'm scared

mummyscared

In remembrance of the one true king.

SK4ever

lol

lolkermitdance

Yeah

Ribbons

Heathcliff's Bad Breath Never Changes Facial Expressions

sokafkaesque

I challenged myself to master this remix entirely in Audacity so I wouldn't have to reinstall an Adobe product. NEVER AGAIN.

wreckingcoolball

Helen McCormack tbf

neverstopfalling

november 10th. never forget.

soaguywalksintoabar

This is a tribute to the 1997 movie Titanic.

ripjackdawson

i'll just never be able to say its name normally now. and neither will you.

daftvalve

Whoa!

storyofwhoa

NEVER FORGET!!!

tanktim

"Am i doing it? Am i partying hard yet? I'm to scared to look" WUB WUB

amipartyinghardyet

It never hits it I tell you! (REFRESH IF YOU ARE HAVING SYNC ISSUES) (ANY PROBLEMS WITH IT? PM ME AND I WILL FIX IT!)

neverendingytmndhiwahdargument

She never changes facial expressions.

NecrosGonnaNecro

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 3rd Earl Russell, OM, FRS[2] (18 May 1872 – 2 February 1970) was a British philosopher, logician, mathematician, historian, and social critic.[3] At various points in his life he considered himself a liberal, a socialist, and a pacifist, but he also admitted that he had never been any of these in any profound sense.[4] He was born in Monmouthshire, into one of the most prominent aristocratic families in Britain.[5]

bertrandrussell

The Haunting. "What scares you, Theodora?" "Knowing what I really want." DCR know what you want. You already know them. They already know you. DCR will be pleasing your every sensory desire at the Red Gallery as Brad Feuerhelm presents a photographic flagellation of the macabre and uncanny, James Batley liberally smothers you in a special screening of Kneel Through the Dark & other entrails, whilst Lee Tesche and Andy Becker tickle your desires through a sound installation. With live noise from Crows and Terminal Gods and DJs fighting it out for your soul will be Algiers, This is Thunder and SALU.

DCRLONDON

Remix'd -http://gawker.com/youve-never-heard-a-customer-service-call-meltdown-qui-1299857467

howtotalktocustomerservice

Ninja Turtles are the best!

partys

I can't believe it took me 8 years to make this. Maybe in another 8, I'll animate it.

i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i

It's been over 2 months since the last contest ended! My idea for a contest: YTMND Shirt Design 2 (so far as as I know, those old designs were never used, anyway). Or maybe Max can think of a good contest?

competition

It's because there have been a majority of anime fans always hating on English dubs. They never want to cut them some slack, even if it's not even by 4Kids. And this doesn't apply to just anime, but video games as well.

animefanshateenglishdubs