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IT'S THE YEAR 1996 YOU HAVE JUST ACCESSED THE INTERNET IN YOUR CLOSETED TEEN YEARS AS A TEEN BOY. FF7 AND MAJORA'S MASK ARE SOOO COOL. YOUR DAD IS VOTING FOR AL GORE IN THE 1996 ELECTION. NOW IT IS SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001 AND THE TV IS ON LOOKING AWAY FROM YOUR LINK X CLOUD FANFICTION ON YOUR FAMILY COMPUTER, YOU HAVE A TRANSGRESSIVE VISION. SURELY, THIS IS WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE FOR A TRAPPED SOUL LIKE YOU. IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS. YOU THINK "I LIKE TO WATCH LINK AND CLOUD. I HOPE THEY PUT CLOUD IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ONE DAY." GEORGE BATAILLE WOULD HAVE SHIPPED IT!!!! Disclaimer: Think of this as an "art piece" about misplaced sexual projection. I'm going to hell.

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Psych! It's an Uncle Phil site.

dustindiamondintherough

Gaining popularity in Belarus, the minister of Teenage hormones has paid hollywood sexpot and fornicators against one another in an all out P.R. battle.

stepupandplaythepoopgame

Long forgotten comrades

IWantToGoBack

More different after a seizure means a definite change has occurred. And it might have been up to, many things. Me=30s. Not changing would be something. good for me not falling too far in. An example might be, being qualified for something I submitted after being viewed, seeing I can still do more. A lot couldn't be done by me before, the needed human necessities...

lex-dex-rex

my attempt at reviving an old fad

richardisdone

An old historical photo of people having a wonderful time

OnederfulTime

a screenshot from an awful wattpad fanfiction.

tttrashpad

America levels be like

burgermusic

It's 2020. Everybody's pissed at everybody. An unlikely hero emerges.

Meowthwisdom

a gif of a skeleton with an audio selection from the police - king of pain

theresaskeleton

An Excellent Site™

AnExcellentSite

an afternoon in the park

ASseenOnTeeVEE

Steamer shit idea for the long lasting interchangeable plates

hunchhoagiedate

Stupid shit idea for the long-lasting fad

hulkhogandate

Throbbing Neck Syndrome is a rare condition in which two or more distinct identities, or personality states, are present in—and alternately take control of—an individual.

sacredswirl

honestly i'm just returning to this like 5 times an hour at this point

me-every-day

Facebook is an American online social media and social networking service based in Menlo Park, California, and a flagship service of the namesake company Facebook, Inc. It was founded by Mark Zuckerberg, along with fellow Harvard College students and roommates Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes.

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you are an balck

fartingdotCom

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Ask her anything.

pipigod

Not an nsfw take on Paco's potates

patates

The question needs an answer!

shazzrah

Tell me, future boy, who’s president of the United States in 2020? Axios National Political Correspondent, Jonathan Swan, speaks with President Donald Trump about multiple topics including the coronavirus crisis in an attempt to save the past, future and present.

DeploraLean

This image gives me an odd feeling, the red and yellowish landscape reminds me of some sort of hell

Red-Space-22bv

definition of an eboy

fuckatiktok

Inside joke of an inside joke of an inside joke

catwithmoney

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RWJDoesYourMom

Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League. The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League. ublication history Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3] Fictional character biography The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son. Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10] The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.

uxas

See, this is an example of the kind of funny site you should make

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