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AGE: 25. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 139lbs. NELL if that is even her real name...Is a notorious mistress who's most well-known characteristics is being a hardcore Sado-Masochist. Somewhat indestructible as she is seen frequently partaking in the use of Narcotics to enhance her senses. However, she never suffers any negative side effects. Some wonder between that and her uncanny appearance if she is even really human. Most think she is just mentally unstable, but she makes it clear it's just what she likes. Always looking for that next extreme sensation of touch and taste. She loves to hit and get hit. Never showing any signs of damage. Somehow she maintains a clientele. Both men and women coming to her for an out of this world experience. Some even end up working for her as they beg to be her pets. She has a strange...control over others... Nell is not her real name. Simply an alias since no one really knows who she is. A popular employee of Club Scarlet, a club for BDSM enthusiasts and Sex addicts, she is well known for her services on a surface level. Under the surface some know her as an enforcer in the criminal underworld. Her signature latex suit and mask keep her identity hidden at all times. Allowing her to perform her duties both sexual and violent without exposing who she really is. She takes pride in her actions and finds satisfaction being in complete control of her life. A truly chaotic and free soul at the expense of decency. While very much a degenerate she doesn't abide by what she disagree's with under any circumstances. Even her boss, Madam Scarlet, refuses to step on Nell's toes when it comes to clients. She enjoys drinking, smoking, fighting and fucking. Follow her rules and play her game. Otherwise... Forget it.

Nell

These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume, the sweetest honey is loathsome in his own deliciousness, and in the taste confounds the appetite. Therefore love moderately, long love doth so, too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

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generative pre-trained transformers, drug-dealers in disguise

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Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

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Found a cover of Charli xcx's rewind that sounds had such a stupid sound effect in it, it had to be a loop.

sometimesIjustwanttofart

It will be incredibly funny if this scores higher than a 1.

worstofalltime

Just a little jab at the dumbass billionaire who purchased the wrong platform and proceeds to ruin another one.

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DAD, THEY'RE FIRING THE ROCKET!

chessmaster

Max and Moot discuss their battle plans before raiding Ebaums in the great war of 2006

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R.I.P 4chan. Everybody has to grow up someday.

thefinal4chanpost

After years of hearing how great Goldfinger is Felicity decides to pop them in her stereo. Soon she finds out that it was a bad idea

Cryingfelicity

I was going to make the entire scene into a YTMND site, but no matter how much I compressed the file, it was still too large. :(

buress

I was thinking about this all day in school

carl4yaoipaddle

I need some speed, are you in the need for speed because I need some speed, are you in the need for speed because I need some speed, are you in the need for speed because I need some speed, are you in the need for speed because I need some speed, are you in the need for speed because

nedofsped

A new Funny Song from the Film!

JetBlacksFunnyMinecraftSong

Ugh

TheWorldUgh

AGE: 202. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 135lbs. Born into the legendary Blackhand Clan as a High noble, Morathi lived a life of presitge and luxury as her birthright. When she was deemed worthy she became the clans lead in it's business finances. One time during a trip to visit another clan on business, the clans enforcers caught her indulging forbidden herbs. An act seen as disgraceful and low tier by the high nobles. Tarnishing her families name she was punished by being sentenced to sexual humiliation. Being a slut was seen by the high nobles as the lowest form of status. Being taken to an undercity brothel, her body was altered by a witch to ensure clients would pick her most often. For the next five years she was to be humiliated as a sex slave as penance. However, not too long after starting her time she realized how much she truly loved being a low status whore. Pleasing others easily and being pleasured herself without the stress of maintaining reputation was liberating to her. When her sentenced ended she refused to be taken back or reverted to her old self. She found her true calling and where she belonged.

MorathiBlackhand

This whole website should be thrown in the garbage

Yourbrainon

the Star, the Cloud, and the Moon talk about the Jew's faults.

thefuckingjews

If there's a place you gotta go, I'm the one you need to know, I'm the KHAAAN!

khanmap

pop nihilists be like : " The uncaring cruelty of the universe is SOOOO scary " My brother in christ , YOU MADE THAT SHIT UP ! The universe lacks both cognition and volition and therefore can neither be uncaring nor cruel . You claim to believe in no god ; yet you invented a devil to scare yourself ! CALL YOUR SENATOR TO VOTE NO ON H.R. 22 [ THE VOTER SUPPRESSION ACT OF 2025 ]. Origin from Burial Goods. https://youtu.be/Ar7mOepcXuQ

YouMadeThatUp

My friend Owen caressing our ears with his rendition of "Party in the USA"

OwenintheUSA

"A production contributed by the wholly St. Alphonso, featuring the continuing adventures of Rev. Jerry Falwell and his never-ending attempts to convince us all of the Satanic perils of Tinky Winky. Would that all such accusations were so clearly silly!!!" -- Earthstation1.com's "Audio Weirdness" section.

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i like babies. They are funny like puppies. I work with puppets.

thisishowyoumakemefeelonadailybasis

This is how Chad Warden was involved in the 2007 Console Wars

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Real Name - Emma Grace Frost. Aliases - White Queen. Birthplace - Boston, Massachusetts. Gender - Female. Height - 5′10″. Weight - 147 lbs (human form), 439 lbs (diamond form). Eye color - Blue. Hair color - Blond. Relatives - Stepford Cuckoos (daughter). Powers/Skills : High-level telepathy, Psionics, Mind Control, Memory Manipulation, Diamond form transformation granting enhanced strength, stamina, durability and resistance to extreme temperatures. Role - Vanguard. Health - 650. Affiliation : X-Men, Illuminati, Hellfire Club (formerly). First Appearance : X-Men #129 (October 1979). Voice Actor - Laura Post. "For Emma Frost, war is the purest form of art. With her formidable telepathic abilities, she intricately weaves a deadly mental web that ensnares her foes, while her indestructible diamond form lets her lead her teammates fearlessly into the fray. Forever elegant and composed, Emma reigns as the one true queen of the battlefield!" - Official description! Emma Frost a Vanguard hero for Marvel Rivals. She was released in Season 2.

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Henry Sellers is a television game show host that gets fired for being an alcoholic. He's supposed to be on the wagon, but he takes one little sip of alcohol and goes crazy and jumps out the window.

henrysellers

It looks weird

Mrmanyboy56

Return of the Mike.

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you're the fish now dog!!

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