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originally made by Roachy. Missed by my sentimental ass, rezzed by Wayback Machine, you know the drill.

faptothefuture

THE GODDAMN GANGSTAS, JOHN!

goddamngangsta

Hit blocks to collect the most coins!

coinblasterz

inside scoop!

switch2

WILL SMITH IS IN MEDIEVAL TIMES BUT THERE ARE STILL ROBOTS AFTER HIM

clockwork

Hulk Steamer's® Ultimate Steamer Cookies™ are the new cookies!

HulkSteamersUltimateSteamerCookies

Seth Fivechan died this morning, peacefully in his sleep. he fell into a volcano and exploded.

rip5chan

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE MOON NOT BEING IN THE SKY?! It's not light pollution!......it's skibbity toilet!

Whereisthemoon

It's true!! It's the news!! happy fools april

lizardsex

Don't blame me for the low quality of the image. That's practically a side effect of having been taken in the 2000s.

blasphemous

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chilean

THE EDGE OF THE SHADOW, WHERE REALITY AND DREAM MEET .

twilightreverie

Yes, I know he's not spinning in the traditional sense, but I do not care.

ridingspinnaz

.....fad?

wasitadream

I would have done something with the image, but... is there really a better image for this?

triggering

Will you take the call, habibi?

Arabianmaniscallingyou

As you can see, I have mastered the YTMND site format of "random gif of people dancing set to random song".

furrydance

he has to kill him

poorpeace

This is Zeynep Değirmencioğlu, a retired Turkish actress from the 1960s and 70s. A.K.A. The "Hucumsota". She was known for playing "Ayşecik" in many of her movies.

Hucumsota

Catnap stares into your soul, while the other Smiling Critters are asleep

catnapstaresintoyoursoul

What the hell has happened to John Cena lately?!

HeelCena

New religion in India where people worship balloons.

SARBALLOONSOHOLLY

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big-bird

(I don't care if the music is unfitting. Go cry me a river.)

nomchammer

This is the evil yoda

evilyoda

all these hoes in my phone at 3 am

SlimeSaimZ

The famous man. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my man? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my ytmnd page "This is a man", I'd have been lying!

thisisnotaman

Psychocola had his iPod custom made 1000 times bigger than normal, in order to fit extra hard drive space to store all of his square waves. Also, he keeps it on the moon, for some reason.

theultimatesquarewavetribute

I want a raise.

butterandjam