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Brett Matthews, a normal teenager till he crashed his car into a secret government molecular transfer ray. Now whenever Brett gets too hot, HE BECOMES THE INCREDIBLE TURBO TEEN!

brettmatthews

Obi-Wan underestimated his power...to catch fire.

Anakinhothothot

All that glitters is Gould

elliottgould

VERSION#1 "Raging Bull" -simple, with a slight explosion! My Bro Jarrod suggested I make some new memes, so I stumbled across this scene from Raging Bull starring Robert De niro and Joe Pesci and thought what to do with it. I am creating a few versions and the one that gets the most views and 5 stars stays and the rest count as rough drafts, unless they all get great success then I will keep them up for y'all. Feel free to make your own versions!

RagingBull

Khan, a teenage bloodsucker, pilots the legendary giant planet/robot CetiAlpha FiveO as he fights his way through the entire Federation Starfleet

daioh

His knob came off.

knobs

Killin em softly with his song

krombopulusmicheal

McLovin fucks up getting his new license

sdhs

Misirlou is a song by Dick Dale and his Del-Tones, featured in the Pulp Fiction movie.

dickdale

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

Paul F Tompkins describes his job at a hat store.

kinghat

Ross unveils his tiebreaker.

thelightninground

The Story of Obnatious Railthay, an audio of his first year of divorce. Part 1/2.

ItsOnlyAPaperMoon

is that how Picard likes his tea?

hotearlgrey

Another collection of a robots music for yours and his entertainment.

robotmusicselection2

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Jimmy McMillan. He actually started his own small political party, The Rent Is Too Damn High party, in 1993, and ran for numerous political offices in the state of New York and for several national U.S. offices, including the 2012 and 2016 Presidential elections. I wonder how the direction of the United States would change with such an unorthodox candidate becoming president. Anyway, enjoy!

jimmymcmillannewsweek

Before he died, George Carlin was offended by his nsfw cereal's comments.

untilhedied

Hi Ryan are we going to the museum tomorrow or not what is the plan man I made a website to ask you come on

ryanwhatareyoudoing

downvote this you cocksucking faggots so it doesnt appear on the top of the page of the site that max dont give a shit about.

gapenewell

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. Vermin Supreme is a liberal performance artist who has run several times for President. He is somewhat of a "joke" candidate, with positions such as wanting to fund time travel research and issue ponies to each U.S. citizen, to reduce automobile traffic and serve as a national ID. However, his campaigns are also a protest against corruption that is pervasive in national U.S. politics. Enjoy!

verminsupremenewsweek

Looks like this poor asian man travels to the past to stop Trump, but ends up causing his parents to never get together. GREAT SCOT! TO THE TIME MASHEEN!

bttftrump

exactly what the domain says

lasloweyebrows

Richard Spencer eats his own shit

fuckoffnazipunks

Don't ask why Chad is holding an alligator

predicts

A well crafted Mr. Krabs remix of his best moments.

Mrk

His wife is dead and he's estranged from Sherlock...who will hand him the TP?

johnspainafteradeath

magneto never fucked his daughter

fuckyou-myasshurts

Jed tells jed whats really on his mind

jedtellsjed

two years later, an old Suzanne site gets reposted just in time for the Christmas season, this time under a different title. Nothing funnier than Uncle Frank interruptions!

loseshismind

nicholas cage demonstrates his ability to recite the alphabet

nicholacagedemonstrateshisabilitytorecitethealphabet