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HDGAMEologists Chad Warden, Anthony Perez, and Elchivofr are called to the H-Town Public Library to investigate recent Nintendo activity. They encounter the ghost of a Wii, who haunted a gamer named Volcop13 but are frightened away when it shapeshifts into a dildo. After losing their jobs at H-Town, the trio establish a gay nigga investigation and elimination service known as "GhostBallers". They develop high-tech equipment capable of capturing fanboys and open their business in a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box. Elchivofr warns them never to cross the Wii streams of their dildo weapons, as this could cause a catastrophic Shoveupyownassgame. They capture their first fanboy, Nick Bass, at a hotel and deposit him in a specially built PSTriple in their Caddy. As fanboy activity increases in H-Town, they hire a fourth member, Armake21, to cope with demand. The Ghostballers are retained by dat Asian bitch, whose apartment is haunted by a demonic fanboy, M6, a gay nigga worshiped as a servant to Mario, a Mexican-ass nigga. Chad takes a particular interest in the case, and competes with Asian bitch's neighbor, lil' fat bitch BrennsY5463, for her affections. As the Ghostballers investigate, Asian bitch is possessed by M6, which declares itself the "BASU-DA", and BrennsY5463 by a similar fanboy, Robert, the "Xbox Fan". Both fanboys speak of the coming of the Mexican Mario and the release of the imprisoned fanboys, and the Ghostballers take steps to keep the two apart. Reggie, a lawyer representing Nintendo, has the Ghostballers arrested for operating unlicensed PSTriple handlers and orders their fanboy containment system deactivated, causing an explosion that releases hundreds of fanboys. The fanboys wreak havoc throughout the city while Robert/BrennsY5463 advances toward Asian Bitch/M6's apartment. Their mad gay encounter opens the gate and transforms them into Mexican-ass niggaz. Consulting blueprints of Asian Bitch's apartment building, the Ghostballers learn that mad fanboy and cult leader Shigeru Miyamoto, claiming gaming was too sick to survive after the 80s video game crash, designed the building as a gateway to summon Mario and bring about the end of games. The Ghostballers are released from custody to combat the Nintendo crisis, but after reaching the roof of Asian bitch's building, they are unable to prevent the arrival of Mario, who appears in the form of a plumber. Briefly subdued by the team, Mario disappears, but his voice echoes that the "Super Smash" will follow, taking a form chosen by the team. Anthony inadvertently recalls a beloved Sony mascot from his childhood—"something that could never, ever possibly destroy us"— and the Super Smash arrives in the form of a Giant Enemy Crab and attacks the city. The Ghostballers cross their dildo energy streams (reversing the Wii flow) and fire them against Mario's portal; the explosion defeats the Giant Enemy Crab and frees Asian Bitch and BrennsY5463. As thousands of true niggaz wipe themselves free of crab meat, the Ghostballers are welcomed on the street as heroes.

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I'm Worf, son of mogh. EDIT: user pixel thinks that leaving out hardcore porn, screaming, moon man and suzanne is why this classic site got such a high rating, is that really the reason why? Star Trek sites tend to be the best on YTMND anyway, especially ones from The Next Generation, or TNG. This aint the Picard Song, but its still good.

fullworfsong

Smiling face man in Brazilian prison concrete pool. Say Cheese !

concretepool

Who didn't think of Mega Man X4 when watching this scene?

madmaxx4

Take life one day at a time That's what a wise man said to me. He said, "Life, in all it's complexity Is the ultimate test for you and me." When you walk holding your head up high For the masters watching you from the sky I know not what trouble lies ahead Before you fight, use your head.

thelastdragon

Man Cat becomes President

mrpurrsident

If Locke5 was still here, moonmanfan wouldn't have come back.

moonmanfanisback

Moon Man is awesome!

moonhiatus

Been away for awhile? Please view my gentle retrospective of the last three years. Shall we?

ytdbagnm

Man the guns lads!

toadartillery

Police chase a black man at the seasons

SeasonsPolice

Enjoy :-)

yourthemannowdogg

Donald Trump will be president

moontrump

moon man is awesome

rytye

YTMND mirror for the classic song that keeps getting banned off JewTube.

CUMulating

a site for my boy eli

eli-is-cuck

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LOL!

assaulting

"So fuck you. I don't post much, but I've never left this place, and I won't be leaving, either. Get used to the idea, and shove a nice screencap of this post right up your ass with your other ones."

acidmanrage

I was eating steak for breakfast this morning when I thought to myself, "w0w, I'm a steak man!"" IMMA STEAK MOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

stakeman

Been making a ytmnd game, have little moon man monsters and kirby that comes out and eats you lol. When finished will have available to download so can play the game ;-). Going to have Nedm Cat as final boss, collect stars instead of coins, yeah going to be fucking awesome!

comingtoastorenearyou

A shitty crash course on how to make a ytmnd

crashcourse

Look at the seal, like OH MAN!

Lmaoseal

Moon Man sings about his love for the KKK. Parody of "Pancreas" by Weird Al Yankovic

bigfloppydongs

kkk

hitemupniggers

This is the man cheeto

mancheeto

Do you really need one?

greenupyourass

The most interesting man in the world just rated your site a 2.

ratedyoursitea2

Watch this white man ruin watermelons, it makes black men cry

blackstereotype

Driving on the highway listening to the radio The Ozark Mountain Dare Devils came on and I replaced Jackie Blue with JohnnyLurg and couldn't stop laughing my ass off making up a parody in the car.

tommdd