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i'm trying to go vegan but i'm pretty sure my wife is giving me regular chorizo and telling me that it's vegan...

crones

skate or don't

sk8trip

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momv=Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours! First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000! Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it 'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momDoin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you I'm having sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom

RWJDoesYourMom

father why are there tanks? father tell me

fathertanks

all I hear or see is laughter

laughingatmycries

as i was telling kassius, right now teens on tik tok are review bombing trump's ratings on google and some of the reviews are pretty funny it kind of makes me realize how archaic ytmnd is compared to apps like tik tok that's where the youth is people that are nostalgic for ytmnd are probably closer to 40 nothing wrong with being a 40 year old who likes to post gifs about picard to the internet, though can't stay cool forever

cantstaycoolforever

It made me laff so,..

marvracing

Wooh

BleuCheeseOr

Baby, I know I can make you love this fad. Just give me a little more time.

etapremix

Beat Chill Penguin first, or the shit is gonna hit the fan. Thx to darthwang & barf for letting me in on the fun.

winnebagomandrill

Smack that, all on the floor Smack that, give me some more Smack that, 'till you get sore Smack that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Smack that, all on the floor Smack that, give me some more Smack that, 'till you get sore Smack that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

rebbe

Charles Bouton is dreaming of his homeland. I know it deserves to be in color, but you ask too much of me! Here's hoping the link works.

dreamingofsaugaeis

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

cockandball

guy destroys gooey butter cake

gooeybuttery

Self-Explanatory. Not really going for a funny ytmnd or anything; just coincidental thing that sound similar.

gayban

That is how to tell if your ME Boosters is authentic. Always be on the lookout for new Testo Booster. I may want to share one last point to ponder touching on T Booster. T Booster lets you run away from it all.

vyasilx

It only lasted 1 month.

hand-me-down

Found the synths too screechy, transformed the content and now I have something to post! God bless foobar2000. Also I don't claim this turned out better than Waveshaper's or that I could even just EQ and it would be better. Yes if Waveshaper would EQ that synth without affecting the rest. Sorry for the long post folks.

sixtynineMhz

stop telling me what to do you fascist website

babobae

Just have a look.

Heylookatme

I can't even find out who the two are but it comes from S1E2 of "Best of the Worse" in the UK so maybe some British folks or something will find out. Saw this image which was "whited" over and just decided to mash that and this song together. In my head I saw these 2 gentlemen just chilling to this beat in particular as I thought it fit the sort of imagery I was going for.

whitescreenboys

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TeaorCoffee

Young Soviet Punks from Hungary - "You Lookin at Me?

youngsovietpunks

"What do you do when you're just standing around and you hear a good song on the radio or your CD?" Segment from Calvin Klein's banned jeans ads (1990s); music is Joy Division - Digital.

IMarch

Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue! Why would you do this to me? Oh i'm gonna do this to you, youuu better believe i'm gonna do this to you. No, i'm gonna lick all your cheek until theres no cheek left to lick. How are you gonna do that there will always be cheek left to lick. NO I HAVE ACIDIC- NO! YOU DO NOT HAVE ACIDIC SPIT YOU DO NOT! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS TO ME? OH YEAH YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW! WEH WAWOWOWOWOW WAHWAHWAH INGEHNEHNGNAGNA ELELELILIL MMM MMM SCRUMPTIOUS MMM MMM OHHOHHWAAW WOW THAT IS HOLY SCRUMPIOLY Just can't even stand the scrumpioliness of this How cou- Hou could you even do this to me? Cuz your cheeks are de-lic-ious! What does that mea- It means your cheeks are SCRUMPTIOUS! What does that mean? It means heho my god your cheeks are just so GOOD! What are you talking about? GOODEST CHEEKS THE CHEEKS ARE GOOOOOOOOD! OH MY SCRUMPTIOUS 'N DELICIOUS! But, why me? Why, WHY MEEEEE!? AWW YEAH GMM TASTY CHEEKS WOOOH OOOUUH MMMMM OIOIOIII M-MMM. Now a toy just flew up my ass. Oh you better watch out it's gonna tickil your butthole until theres nothin' left. OOOOH there will always be something left. No, this tickle fades away your cheeks! NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOO!

ASSTICKLINGGANGASSTICKLINGGANG

this makes me tired

howtoputafrogtosleep

THIS IS LOUD LOL

Stpicardsong

Lost Ark's true contents HD RECreated by me, Aldiggy2000 Original by Ginsain, of YTMND http://lostark.ytmnd.com/ I recreated this HD version and added few scenes as well, from the original. Check out Ginsain other work too.

LostArkGhostbusters

i dont fucking care whether it loops or not anymore

yeezus

Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.

itlookslikenewmaomao