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A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This one is based on what would have happened if Bernie Sanders had won the Democratic Party primary against Hillary Clinton, then defeated Donald Trump in the general election. Enjoy!

berniesandersnewsweek

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. Vermin Supreme is a liberal performance artist who has run several times for President. He is somewhat of a "joke" candidate, with positions such as wanting to fund time travel research and issue ponies to each U.S. citizen, to reduce automobile traffic and serve as a national ID. However, his campaigns are also a protest against corruption that is pervasive in national U.S. politics. Enjoy!

verminsupremenewsweek

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is another version of the Ted Cruz mock-up that's not entirely serious, as it includes the "Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer" meme that permeated throughout the 2016 election cycle. Enjoy!

zodiackillernewsweek

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the fourth of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Republican Ted Cruz. Enjoy!

tedcruznewsweek

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the third of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Republican Rand Paul. Enjoy!

randpaulnewsweek

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the second of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Green Party candidate Jill Stein. Enjoy!

jillsteinnewsweek

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the first of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson. Enjoy!

garyjohnsonnewsweek

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This, however, is the ACTUAL magazine that was sold by Topix/Newsweek as the results were being counted, before it was obvious that Donald Trump would win the election, as opposed to Hillary Clinton, who was thought to be the inevitable winner. Only 17 copies of this Hillary Clinton victory magazine were sold before Topix had them pulled due to Trump's surprise victory. These magazines are now collector's items. Enjoy!

hillaryclintonnewsweek

AMERICA IS HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

ihurtmahself

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This, however, is the ACTUAL magazine that was sold after the election won, featuring the ACTUAL winner, Donald Trump. Over the next few weeks, I plan to post some mock-ups of other candidates that could have won the 2016 Presidential Election but did not. Enjoy!

trumpnewsweek

The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma

machinations

teh antichrist cometh! For the record I'm mostly indifferent about Trump. I think he'll be a terrible president, but I didn't think Clinton would be any better. I just thought this would be fun to edit, plus I wanted to have an excuse to make another site with Ghost in it. So vote 1 or 5 or however the hell you felt about the site. ;)

presidentdonald

Don't ask why Chad is holding an alligator

predicts

LOL!

obscuring

you know misspelling in the title, it should be niggers because, we can just call it as it is. labeled, again by who? who labeled it and pisssed somoen off more. its to say they want ot piss somene off more with this shit. thats exactly what theyre tryign to do with it. This is what these, things they use, the hate crimes they call them, are. This shows what they are really just an excuse to get more attention, brought to them, and get someone pissed off. an excuse for later behavoiurs they will have. DONT CALL IT HATE CRIME> WELL CALL IT NIGGERS. FUCK. you assholes. ok. and well, implications. of this. like NOT doing it, would be great, wonderful you know. So, something I dont want to hear about, you know, all day .. is HATE. fucking and if they start to label all these as, hate. how much hate do you THINK THEY CAN PEDDLE FUCKK. PEDDLE IN IN ANY WEAY THEY ANT TO IF ITS THE REACTINOS THEY LOOK FOR OR WHAT, THEYLL USE IT. DO YOU THINK RETALTION TO HATE CRIMES WILL EAD TO WAR? FUCK SHIT SHUTUP. FUCK YO8UR HATE CRIMES YOUR BULLSHIT YOUR TIME YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM EVERYONE. SOLUTION ONLY ALLOWED.

ateeight

It's an older meme sir..

nazilegobatman

an old Suzanne site from 2015, REPOSTED. After finding more connections George Michael has to Larry Craig, such as getting arrested for a bathroom incident, as well as noticing that Leonard Cohen (who has Craig's initials and a lover named Suzanne) was also signed to Columbia Records, I felt like this old sited needed to be reposted. The original reason why this site was posted was to celebrate gay pride in the United States in all 50 states, and because of the hype of the Fifty Shades Of Grey movie as well. Now I found connections that George Michael has to Leonard Cohen as well. This time I've NSFW'ed the site after reconsidering how obscene it could come off. SUPREMO INTREPIDTY here! RIP George Michael 1963-2016 RIP Leonard Cohen 1934-2016

fiftystates

MensLifeline.com is an online drug-store which manages different generic medications at reasonable rates. These medicines, which are provided on our online drugstore, are FDA approved. There are various kinds of generic medications available here, but ED medication is the prime category. Generic Viagra is the top selling product in the category. For more details about generic Viagra visit http://www.menslifeline.com/generic-viagra.html

Mens-Lifeline

GO ECU PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I captured some footage from a live feed of the 2017 countdown. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2017 FROM TIMES SQUARE AND GREENVILLE NORTH CAROLINA IN EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY!

ECU2017

So many musicians died in 2016. So an album dedicated to ones signed to Columbia Records has been made. RIP David Bowie, RIP Prince, RIP Leonard Cohen, RIP George Michael. Album distributed by Suzanne Records. download link: http://tinyurl.com/Columb2016

ColumbiaRecords

animals dumping etc.

anobsessionwithpachydermsand

two years later, an old Suzanne site gets reposted just in time for the Christmas season, this time under a different title. Nothing funnier than Uncle Frank interruptions!

loseshismind

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

Watching Nick with the gaming chair, it was suddenly so clear. The chair would never stop. It would never leave him. It would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be friends who came and went over the years, this thing, this gaming chair was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

ripgamingchair

partyy mouse gives you an ass whooping

whoopmouse

Why the Dark Side Has an Advantage...

wtdshaa

TV star Alan Thicke died Tuesday of an apparent heart attack, according to multiple news outlets.

alanthickedied

partyy mouse is SUPREMO INTREPIDITY! If a CD player gets stolen, you might as well just be grateful to have an iPod as a backup! ECU Pirates steal MP3s of music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anotherreasontojoinsuzanne

... a Plymouth Sundance, to be specific. The sequel to "This Is an Insight" that no one was ever really asking for!

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