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His bliss is no longer absolute.

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LOL IN THIS OLD SITKHAAAAN, CAAAAAAPTAIN KIIIIIIIRK DISCOVERS THAT HIS BLOODSUCKER HAS BEEN REINKHAAAAAAAAAAAARNATED AS A KHAAAAAAAAAAAN EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ALREADY A BLOODSUCKER AND A KHAN BEFORE SO WAIT THIS MAKES NO SENSE LOL

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Even his immediate family bought it

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a man contemplates the merits of his chapeau

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we lost a legend, this is in honor of his iconic

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Jim Carrey, in his three Green roles, going on an adventure to defeat the evil vampire Elon Musk, Weird Hair Guy, and evil TIME STOPPING vampire Elon Musk.

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A guy regrets wasting his life studying for a career that no longer exists .

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AGE: 29 HEIGHT: 5'10". WEIGHT: 180lbs. Born Grace Leanne Garcia in San Diego, California to a single mother as a result of a One Night Stand with NAT Whyatt. Her mother Jasmine was an uninvolved parent resulting her in mostly being raised by her Aunt, Ameilia. Though her Aunt was more of a mother it didn't change the fact that Grace had to adapt to better survive in the crime ridden streets she lived on. Joining a gang at the age of 15 she learned how to fight and make money the hard way. Many of the male members attempted multiple times to take advantage of her leading her to be stronger than them and put them in their place. Wanting more out of life and beginning to hate her place as it was, she decided to seek out who her father was. With some insider help she learned her father was the CEO of one of the largest corporations on the planet, DIQ. At first being nervous to meet him thinking he would reject her. The opposite occured as NAT was extacted and regretful not knowing she existed. Spending time with her father and actually being treated well by him she sought to imitate him as both a way to honor him and learn from his success. Even taking his name Whyatt as her own. After a decade enjoying her new life getting stronger and smarter NAT gave her the keys to his kingdom. Making her the DIQ CEO. AS the head of the company she is very hands off and lets most department runs themselves. Though if they fucked up she will surely correct them. Grace can be intimidating at first but so long as she isn't bothered she is easy to get along with. A sexual icon and bad bitch, she tends to be the one in charge in all situations....

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Quote from Long John Baldry, voice acting as Robotnik in the show Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

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Its the Angry German Kid smashing his keyboard

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Deep conversation between Calvin and his pal Hobbes.

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These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume, the sweetest honey is loathsome in his own deliciousness, and in the taste confounds the appetite. Therefore love moderately, long love doth so, too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

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After years of hearing how great Goldfinger is Felicity decides to pop them in her stereo. Soon she finds out that it was a bad idea

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Alas, President Bad Santa couldn't face Prime Minister Hugh Grant with his Uber Star Wars impression

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My friend Owen caressing our ears with his rendition of "Party in the USA"

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"A production contributed by the wholly St. Alphonso, featuring the continuing adventures of Rev. Jerry Falwell and his never-ending attempts to convince us all of the Satanic perils of Tinky Winky. Would that all such accusations were so clearly silly!!!" -- Earthstation1.com's "Audio Weirdness" section.

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THE GODDAMN GANGSTAS, JOHN!

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Seth Fivechan died this morning, peacefully in his sleep. he fell into a volcano and exploded.

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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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Psychocola had his iPod custom made 1000 times bigger than normal, in order to fit extra hard drive space to store all of his square waves. Also, he keeps it on the moon, for some reason.

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Bet you didn't have "username666 finally reveals his identity/face" on your 2025 bingo card. (And yes, that is actually me in the pictures)

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Even at his Lois, he's still a family guy. (stolen joke) *this site has probably been made before*

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Shao Kahn has many warriors under his command, but his trust lies solely in the fighters of his own creation. Warrior blood gathered from countless battlefields, fused with sorcery, produced his most effective enforcer yet: Skarlet. An expert tracker, she preys on those deemed enemies of the empire. During kombat, Skarlet gains strength from her opponent's blood, absorbing it through her skin. Shao Kahn has a new mission for this formidable kombatant: Discover Quan Chi's true intentions. And kill him if he plots betrayal of the emperor. - Skarlet'S Bio (Mortal Kombat 9)

Skarlet

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Nagisa Shiota is the main protagonist and narrator of Assassination Classroom. He is a student in Korosensei's Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School who has a natural talent for assassination despite his overall passive nature. Nagisa is the son of Hiromi Shiota and her presumable ex-husband. His mother had hoped for a daughter so she could experience all the things she had missed as a child through her but got a son instead. As a result, she dictated his life from forcing him to keep his hair long, to being forced to cross-dress and verbally abused him whenever he spoke against her. Her personality also caused her husband to leave her and Nagisa. Nagisa was in Class D during his first two years of middle school before falling into Class 3-E due to poor grades. During those two years, he hung out with fellow classmate Karma Akabane, although they slowly drifted apart before becoming classmates again. Soon after starting the new term as a Class E student, Nagisa met Kaede Kayano, who gave him what would become his signature pigtails instead of the ponytail he usually uses to keep his long hair from being less noticeable, thus beginning their friendship.

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Nagisa Shiota is the main protagonist and narrator of Assassination Classroom. He is a student in Korosensei's Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School who has a natural talent for assassination despite his overall passive nature. Koro-Sensei Q! is a spin-off manga of the Assassination Classroom series featuring the original cast of the original manga. Unlike the original manga, the spin-off is set in an RPG world where Class 3-E attempt to get stronger but lack the necessary skills to fight. Thus, the ''Demon King'' decides to train them so the class can eventually surpass and kill him with his speed of '99999'.

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Ash Williams, the man from the Evil Dead movies, is doing his bendy knee dance, while they music of the Crabrave meme is playing.

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It seems that Midas needs something to soothe his throat, but the eeffoc is nowhere in sight... can anyone find his satisfying refreshment?

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Baron Lasers steals some guy's bike even though he doesn't need it because he has his Lasership, then he lasers the guy when he tries to get it back, also he blows up the Statue of Liberty

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