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iamonfirehelpmeplease

Chicken ain't chicken 'til it's lickin' good 'n fried.

MyUncleUsedToLoveMeButSheDied

It inspired me to make this ugly video . https://youtube.com/shorts/V2bYE-S8S5w https://boards.4chan.org/GIF/ https://boards.4chan.org/INT/ https://boards.4chan.org/K/

InterNetShutDown

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Come on doctor help me quick

doctor-dick

Don't blame me for the low quality of the image. That's practically a side effect of having been taken in the 2000s.

blasphemous

(I don't care if the music is unfitting. Go cry me a river.)

nomchammer

The famous man. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my man? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my ytmnd page "This is a man", I'd have been lying!

thisisnotaman

Paidwork is a full time or part time job for all people, from every country. You can make money on any device with access to the internet, wherever you are. You will get paid for your time spent and engagement on the platform. https://www.paidwork.com/

paidwork

Bet you didn't have "username666 finally reveals his identity/face" on your 2025 bingo card. (And yes, that is actually me in the pictures)

handgestures

this is how you remind Mario of what he really is from one of the hotel Mario ytp's

mariohowyouremindme

Shin is a former dragon who has taken on human form. They can appear as either male or female. Their height is 2 meters (79 inches). This is their usual appearance. They can also have long hair. Shin always has a blank expression but is generally in a good mood. They have a calm personality, are interested in humans, and view them relatively favourably. Shin's strength is the greatest among dragons. Approaching them carelessly might result in injury. Since the period after Shin took on human form has been short, they appear somewhat out of touch with the world. It seems they don't wear underwear either. This is Shin during their childhood. Shin does not remember why they transformed from a dragon into a human, nor do they know how to revert to their dragon form. Although they have lived for about a thousand years, they have lost most of their memories. This is their half-dragon form.

DragonG

me when i

adriatique

Yungfreckz, also known as Missy Marie, is an American model. By the time she was 18, she was already sporting an I cup. She never had any intention of becoming a boob icon, but the internet decided for her. She was discovered in late 2017 by a forum dedicated to busty women in tops. Soon after the discovery, she started receiving countless messages and Instagram followers. She was not sure whether to delete everything off the internet or just to go with the new attention, but two years and several bra sizes later she decided to create a Patreon. Today Missy happily creates content for her subscribers showing off her breasts, which according to her are still growing. As of January 2025, Yungfreckz has amassed 446,000 followers on her Instagram platform.

YungFreckZ

Ah brings me back to the good ole days.

skipbo

Sneedin' Up! Feedin' Up! Seedin' Up! Like a city-slicker! Sneedin' Up! For You And Me! Whoo!

seedinfeedinandsneedin5

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stephenwolf

I don't just steal from tenor, sometimes I steal from other sites, trust me guys

roxburyshoegaze

VintageFan60 is spinning on the original vinyl record for "You Spin Me Round"

youspinmeroundmeme

You know that we love cake!

pervert

Believe it or not, I did, in fact, steal a gif from tenor.com (though the gif in this ytmnd is an edited version). (DISCLAIMER: I have somehow not seen Pulp Fiction yet. Maybe this song actually completely fits the scene. But I don't know for sure because, like I said, I haven't watched Pulp Fiction.)

unfittingfiction

Another site in the "username666 steals from tenor.com" series.

pokemonmistake

My epileptic cat is telling me that mothers are abusive.

SheMeansBusiness

If I told you guys I stole the gif from tenor, would you believe me?

bike-race

Ye A.K.A. Kanye Omari West . . . What Happened ? ! He is has confirmed that he IS using A.I. in his next album too . . . That's how low the " Artist " has fallen . . . also He is all over the political (& mental disorder) spectrem and is still ranting on X/Twitter too . . . . BTW remember when he said " George Bush doesn't care about Black people " ? ? ? We all should have gotten a clue then and should not have taken his foolishness as him being genuine or talking " straight " with us . . .

Yitler

" Pfffft~ Dude did you just call me "Mom" again? You're SO cringe, bro. I'm barely into my 20s, cmon. I GUESS I do feel kinda old wearing this "Milf" shit... Anyway, I'm gonna go do your laundry before my milktanks finish making your dinner, bro. " - Riley

RileyFrank

Ayu Khandro (Long Life Dakini), also known as Dorje Paldrön, lived from 1839 to 1953 (114 years). She was a practitioner, yogini, and terton of Tibetan Buddhism in Eastern Tibet. An accomplished Dzogchen meditator, she is known for her extensive pilgrimages throughout Tibet, long periods of dark retreat practice, the gongter of the practice of the yidam Senge Dongma, various forms of Chöd, and her lifelong dedication to spiritual practice. Much of the information we have about Ayu Khandro comes from the oral commentary that she gave in person to Chogyal Namkhai Norbu in Dzongsa in 1951. He wrote her namthar, or spiritual biography, which was later published in Women of Wisdom by Tsultrim Allione. Ayu Khandro met, and was taught by, many great masters of her day: Jamyang Khyentse Wangpo, Jamgon Kongtrul the First, Chokgyur Lingpa, Nyala Pema Dündul, Adzom Drukpa, Togden Rangrig and the ninth Tai Situpa, Pema Nyingche Wangpo. She led the life of a hidden yogini, spending a significant amount of her life in retreat or as a wandering chodma. She was recognised as an emanation of Vajrayogini.

AyuKhandro

me if watching mambo everyday was a job

mambothebigbig

Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

HibiscusBlossom

Rose Blossom . Perpetually 42, female, spotted hyena, bisexual, immature, stubborn, loving . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Wears too little or too tight of clothing for the occasion . Hoarder . Likes, dancing and swimming . Works as a cook at the local diner . Jealous of her daughter (Hibi) . Unmarried, single mother, cougar . Perpetually stuck in the 1980's . Always trying to seduce Hibiscus's friends . Dropped out of college when she got pregnant . Bathes once a week, hairy, smelly . 6'2 . Always trying to recapture her youth .

RoseBlossom