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And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Water dissolving and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean Under the water, carry the water Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean Water dissolving and water removing Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Leting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, look where my hand was Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (I couldn't get no rest) Same as it ever was, hey let's all twist our thumbs Here comes the twister Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was) Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was) Once in a lifetime, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground

thisisnotmybeautifulwife

A Tribute To Max Goldberg And Sonic CD

Funisinfinite

AGE: UNKNOWN HEIGHT: 6'0". WEIGHT: 151lbs. Very little is known about the Exotic Atreya's past. It is known however that she was once a Cosmic Deity. Born in the void to one day inherit the throne of the Cosmic Goddess of Chaos, she never truly cared for the idea. Her true age is a closely kept secret but around 35years ago she abandoned her destined duties and passed them onto her one of her siblings. The duties of a Cosmic Goddess were too political for her so she chose to live among the mortal humans, as they seemed much more fun and entertaining to her. A very strong willed and confident woman who just really loves to enjoy the pleasures that humans experience. Eating, drinking and love making top the list. Cinema and music are some other things she greatly enjoys. She really has no preference of company. She likes anyone who lets her take charge, and it would be a lie for her to say she doesn't like being worshipped as though she was still a goddess. As a non-human she does have hefty views on humans and their habits. Regardless she still just wants to have fun all the time.

Atreya

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus4

His bliss is no longer absolute.

flipcream

LOL IN THIS OLD SITKHAAAAN, CAAAAAAPTAIN KIIIIIIIRK DISCOVERS THAT HIS BLOODSUCKER HAS BEEN REINKHAAAAAAAAAAAARNATED AS A KHAAAAAAAAAAAN EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ALREADY A BLOODSUCKER AND A KHAN BEFORE SO WAIT THIS MAKES NO SENSE LOL

motherkhan

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my koffing is, okay?

FutureProof

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO GET EQUIPPED WITH MAGMA BLADE

heatnix

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stimpy

A guy regrets wasting his life studying for a career that no longer exists .

SADAI

Quote from Long John Baldry, voice acting as Robotnik in the show Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

IJLSACHCOLST

AGE: 25. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 139lbs. NELL if that is even her real name...Is a notorious mistress who's most well-known characteristics is being a hardcore Sado-Masochist. Somewhat indestructible as she is seen frequently partaking in the use of Narcotics to enhance her senses. However, she never suffers any negative side effects. Some wonder between that and her uncanny appearance if she is even really human. Most think she is just mentally unstable, but she makes it clear it's just what she likes. Always looking for that next extreme sensation of touch and taste. She loves to hit and get hit. Never showing any signs of damage. Somehow she maintains a clientele. Both men and women coming to her for an out of this world experience. Some even end up working for her as they beg to be her pets. She has a strange...control over others... Nell is not her real name. Simply an alias since no one really knows who she is. A popular employee of Club Scarlet, a club for BDSM enthusiasts and Sex addicts, she is well known for her services on a surface level. Under the surface some know her as an enforcer in the criminal underworld. Her signature latex suit and mask keep her identity hidden at all times. Allowing her to perform her duties both sexual and violent without exposing who she really is. She takes pride in her actions and finds satisfaction being in complete control of her life. A truly chaotic and free soul at the expense of decency. While very much a degenerate she doesn't abide by what she disagree's with under any circumstances. Even her boss, Madam Scarlet, refuses to step on Nell's toes when it comes to clients. She enjoys drinking, smoking, fighting and fucking. Follow her rules and play her game. Otherwise... Forget it.

Nell

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus3

I was going to make the entire scene into a YTMND site, but no matter how much I compressed the file, it was still too large. :(

buress

pop nihilists be like : " The uncaring cruelty of the universe is SOOOO scary " My brother in christ , YOU MADE THAT SHIT UP ! The universe lacks both cognition and volition and therefore can neither be uncaring nor cruel . You claim to believe in no god ; yet you invented a devil to scare yourself ! CALL YOUR SENATOR TO VOTE NO ON H.R. 22 [ THE VOTER SUPPRESSION ACT OF 2025 ]. Origin from Burial Goods. https://youtu.be/Ar7mOepcXuQ

YouMadeThatUp

no one cares

illbehonest

Chicken ain't chicken 'til it's lickin' good 'n fried.

MyUncleUsedToLoveMeButSheDied

THE GODDAMN GANGSTAS, JOHN!

goddamngangsta

broma para mis uqerids

yaD-slooF-lirpA

Heavenly.

manlytaste

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE MOON NOT BEING IN THE SKY?! It's not light pollution!......it's skibbity toilet!

Whereisthemoon

uploaded for no reason

fvbylaolthuuvdkvn

The famous man. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my man? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my ytmnd page "This is a man", I'd have been lying!

thisisnotaman

Somewhat inspired by http://pigotsmax.ytmnd.com/ Also, if you haven't already, go watch Pi. It's pretty good.

easyaspi

Shin is a former dragon who has taken on human form. They can appear as either male or female. Their height is 2 meters (79 inches). This is their usual appearance. They can also have long hair. Shin always has a blank expression but is generally in a good mood. They have a calm personality, are interested in humans, and view them relatively favourably. Shin's strength is the greatest among dragons. Approaching them carelessly might result in injury. Since the period after Shin took on human form has been short, they appear somewhat out of touch with the world. It seems they don't wear underwear either. This is Shin during their childhood. Shin does not remember why they transformed from a dragon into a human, nor do they know how to revert to their dragon form. Although they have lived for about a thousand years, they have lost most of their memories. This is their half-dragon form.

DragonG

"Vuela que vuela y verás. Que no es difícil volar. Vuela que vuela y veré. Al mundo loco de atar. Si canto canto por ti. [Por un amor que aparece]. Que nace y que crece" [Que sera, velcro maduro]

QueSeraVelcroMaduro

AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" . WEIGHT : 130lbs . Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .

CarmenValentina

Ah brings me back to the good ole days.

skipbo

Some other crap found on Earthstation1.com: "Another contributed production by our good friend Clay Loomis, this one of Dr. Fred Price of "The Ever Increasing Faith Ministries" in California. It's his prescription for how to love drug dealers into loving Jesus Christ - smash their heads in with a brick. Yes, really!"

crazypotaddledpastor

why no schizophrenia boy.. boy ..boy Bit bit bot have you lost the war with Malta & Afghanistan?

Clea