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YOU ARE AN IDIOT

youareanidiot323

An easy listening song from days gone by.

theholeofchoice

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

death becomes her was an awesome movie with bruce willis and goldie hawn

deathbecomes

What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain's parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You're looking at happiness.

chemicalhappiness

The much hated Donald Trump is an embarrassment to this country who deserves to be belittled often, and in creative ways.

DonaldTrumpaLoompa

an okay sandwich

plenteouscowboy

Fry: "Can I ask you a question?" Leela: "As long as it's not about my eye." Fry: "errr." Leela: "Is it about my eye?" Fry: "Sort of." Leela: *sigh* "Just ask the question." Fry: "What's with the eye?" Leela: "I'm an alien alright? Let's drop the subject." Fry: "Cool! An alien! Has your race taken over the earth?" Leela: "No.. I just work here."

myi

LOL!

filedae

An awesome game released in 199X on the Video Gun, a fictional console you'll never own

insertcoin

Connor is an anagram for Rocky Balboa

connorericjones

A fitting tribute to an extraordinary artist

DavidRobertJones

LOL!

animator

music is 'Hyadain no Kakakata☆Kataomoi C' with no vocals, from Nichijou hopefully music from an anime doesn't count as anime

scrollingzigzag

An Enlightened Ingress agent said "The plans were stolen by rebel spies" and this Star Wars/Ingress mash-up popped into my head.

KlueLeia

Water cow remove ass from ballistics hatch are you of crazy admiral will be furious!

russiannavy

"he is a gowst" -an hero

heisagowst

An alternate universe where John Rhys Davies went into professional stunt eating instead of acting. He survived thirteen eating contests and as many heart attacks only to be killed by poisoned dates.

jrdsliders

partyy mouse is evil and likes to kill

evilmouse

Moon Man's new carol for his upcoming Christmas Album "A KKKhristmas KKKarol," featuring classical styled Christmas songs and some of his more traditional hip-hop beats!

deadjewsroasting

heres where valve violates the internet anonimity law. depriving people of the so called, FUN, they claimed to of put in Team Fortress 2, when they stole the game from users who paid for it in cash, at wal-mart, and got free users in the game not a free game, free users, to give them money for a gambling habit. which now they force your information to get you into their thing on something they never made. violating my internet anonimity, with their greey and absolute worthlesss contribution to anything. The game was stolen so this is an attack. Next they'll force you in everyting else to do this, the ENTIRE INTERNET destroying it in the process whilst violating the internet anonimity act. NO they wont destroy the internet by some agreeing or some thing theyll ever vouch themselves, they actually done. theyll force everyone on to it, actually destroying it in the process. the lest that will come out of it, will at best, be a shitty ass old tv they want you to pay 50,000 dollars for. good to see you guys.

valveviolatesinternetanonimity

This is an invitation

muhfuggininvitation

hits a pipe a GAS PIPE

hitsapipe

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

benevolent

I was watching an episode of "Head of the Class" and they said Mr. Moore (Howard Hesseman) was from Weesur, Idaho (pronounced like Weezer). There is a real city called that in Idaho, but it is spelled Weiser. Someone called him the "Geezer from Weesur". I fell asleep during the episode, and had a dream I made this YTMND, so here it is.

weiseridaho

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averagesitee

saw some guys video, made some other idea. is it an os?

w10suckworsethanvistaandbillgatessuckscock

Every night to me Is Haaaaalloweeeeen (Halloween) Like an ancient sceeeeeeeeeeeene (scene) You know just what I meeeeeeeeeeeean

kingdiamondhalloween

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem