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HER WEAKNESS IS LEEROY JENKINS MAN'S CHICKEN WHEEL, BECAUSE WHEN SHE'S EATING THE CHICKEN SHE CAN'T YELL AT YOU ANYMORE LOL

margueriteperrin

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RWJDoesYourMom

Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League. The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League. ublication history Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3] Fictional character biography The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son. Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10] The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.

uxas

Cancel him!

cancelphil

as i was telling kassius, right now teens on tik tok are review bombing trump's ratings on google and some of the reviews are pretty funny it kind of makes me realize how archaic ytmnd is compared to apps like tik tok that's where the youth is people that are nostalgic for ytmnd are probably closer to 40 nothing wrong with being a 40 year old who likes to post gifs about picard to the internet, though can't stay cool forever

cantstaycoolforever

You can downvote it if you want but I’m already making parts 2 and 3.

locutusofpicard

Baby, I know I can make you love this fad. Just give me a little more time.

etapremix

Max said to tell you guys that if you watch this gif 50 times in a row he'll send you a t-shirt. It's a contest. Send him a message about it.

groarnak-rfyg

the world is full of cruelty

outoftwinkies

You can't read my mind boy, squeeeeelllll

Jedipig

Look at him go!

atwatw

you can't have shit in Detroit

canthaveshitindetriot

Happy for our boy

SkoochProudofYou

Yeah I know it's the wrong order but I wanted to do this one next so I guess Koen used Matlab to hack the game so you can play the stages out of order lol

engineering

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BOILING CUM CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

hotstickeycumcantmeltsteelbeams

We just showed 4-year-old daughter whatyouseewhenyoudie & she was inspired to make her own "silly pictures with music".

SmileySmileyWiley

It's time we stopped.

doug-learns-about-tubgirl-part8

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AladIsAsserEat

LOL I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS GUY FIRST BECAUSE VAYDER MAN IS WEAK TO HIS WEAPON BECAUSE HE'S BIG VAN VADER AND NOT DARTH VADER SO WHEN HE SAYS "IT'S VAYDER TIME" YOU YELL "YOU'RE NOT DARTH VADER YOU CAN'T DO THAT" AND HE DIES

yourenotdarthvaderyoucantdothat

I can't even find out who the two are but it comes from S1E2 of "Best of the Worse" in the UK so maybe some British folks or something will find out. Saw this image which was "whited" over and just decided to mash that and this song together. In my head I saw these 2 gentlemen just chilling to this beat in particular as I thought it fit the sort of imagery I was going for.

whitescreenboys

Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue! Why would you do this to me? Oh i'm gonna do this to you, youuu better believe i'm gonna do this to you. No, i'm gonna lick all your cheek until theres no cheek left to lick. How are you gonna do that there will always be cheek left to lick. NO I HAVE ACIDIC- NO! YOU DO NOT HAVE ACIDIC SPIT YOU DO NOT! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS TO ME? OH YEAH YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW! WEH WAWOWOWOWOW WAHWAHWAH INGEHNEHNGNAGNA ELELELILIL MMM MMM SCRUMPTIOUS MMM MMM OHHOHHWAAW WOW THAT IS HOLY SCRUMPIOLY Just can't even stand the scrumpioliness of this How cou- Hou could you even do this to me? Cuz your cheeks are de-lic-ious! What does that mea- It means your cheeks are SCRUMPTIOUS! What does that mean? It means heho my god your cheeks are just so GOOD! What are you talking about? GOODEST CHEEKS THE CHEEKS ARE GOOOOOOOOD! OH MY SCRUMPTIOUS 'N DELICIOUS! But, why me? Why, WHY MEEEEE!? AWW YEAH GMM TASTY CHEEKS WOOOH OOOUUH MMMMM OIOIOIII M-MMM. Now a toy just flew up my ass. Oh you better watch out it's gonna tickil your butthole until theres nothin' left. OOOOH there will always be something left. No, this tickle fades away your cheeks! NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOO!

ASSTICKLINGGANGASSTICKLINGGANG

Covid-19 is serious! But this is YTMND,We are funny. lets see if Medic can stop it.

coronaandmedic

He's running for president, that's just a fact, you can't argue with the facts

howiehawkins

LOL THIS ONE SOUNDS TERRIBLE BECAUSE I CAN'T MIX MUSIC WITH OTHER MUSIC LIKE AEGIS CAN

razorgatorman

Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.

itlookslikenewmaomao

This will be my first submission for the corona ytmnd competition, i don't have much other then that. i don't know if rucka rucka ali was used yet but here we go i think.

ruckaruckacorona

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l7

Not only are we going to Megaman 6, we're going to Megaman 7, and Megaman 8, and Megaman 9! And we're going to Megaman 10, and Megaman 11, until Aegisreflector takes back the series!

whitehouseman

You cannot take off your mask here. YOU CAN NOT.

releasemeeee