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A well crafted Mr. Krabs remix of his best moments.

Mrk

His wife is dead and he's estranged from Sherlock...who will hand him the TP?

johnspainafteradeath

magneto never fucked his daughter

fuckyou-myasshurts

Jed tells jed whats really on his mind

jedtellsjed

two years later, an old Suzanne site gets reposted just in time for the Christmas season, this time under a different title. Nothing funnier than Uncle Frank interruptions!

loseshismind

nicholas cage demonstrates his ability to recite the alphabet

nicholacagedemonstrateshisabilitytorecitethealphabet

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

This is a Madhouse, Feels like being Pwned!

beingpwned

Vader has no idea what Palpatine is talking about so just simply nods inside his helmet.

palpatinerapping

This is what happens when you reply to his plea for aid.

nigerianprince

a Quiet Riot song from the 80s

cumonfeelthenoize

If anything could ever be this good again

theonlythingilleveraskofyou

Donald Drumpf explains why he can get away with racism.

godemperortrump

Bad call

ohiostate

Frosty finds Kuzma64's site lacking any creativity & feels that Fidel Castro Afterlife & Darthwang's site #3000 are more deserving to be on up & coming.

frostydownvote

The Hulk thinks the Avengers stole his Cloudsong, so he goes on a rampage until the admin (Doctor Strange) bans him

daysofrage

has Donald Trump not paid his taxes on the Plaza Hotel since the release of Home Alone 2: Lost In New York?

creditcardfraud

Pink Guy contemplates his miserable and squalid life whilst making a delectable cuisine known as Top Ramen.

pinkguysramenkitchen

corey feldman serves you up a 3D baking dish of fine cuisine and allows you to discover his casserole adventures

casserolesimulator

Toad questions his very existence.

questionshis

This is how FormerlyFeaturedFaggyUser trains his mind.

downvotebrainwashing

hi i made this ytmnd and you like me, so you like it.

ytmnddotdog

just waiting for more miracles to happen on YTMND with Suzanne activism, and Superdreamkilla's comeback. SUPREMO INTREPIDITY when making tribute sites to Leonard Cohen after his recent death. RIP 1934-2016. Natural Born Killers was one of the greatest movies!!!!!!

naturalbornkilla

Luke asks what happened to his father. Obi-wan dwells on the past.

kenobiflashbacks

Chris Wallace is upset at NEDM for dropping his chapstick.

chapstickfetish

Donald Trump gives us his opinion on Garfield at a rally.

trumplikesgarfield

HDGAMEologists Chad Warden, Anthony Perez, and Elchivofr are called to the H-Town Public Library to investigate recent Nintendo activity. They encounter the ghost of a Wii, who haunted a gamer named Volcop13 but are frightened away when it shapeshifts into a dildo. After losing their jobs at H-Town, the trio establish a gay nigga investigation and elimination service known as "GhostBallers". They develop high-tech equipment capable of capturing fanboys and open their business in a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box. Elchivofr warns them never to cross the Wii streams of their dildo weapons, as this could cause a catastrophic Shoveupyownassgame. They capture their first fanboy, Nick Bass, at a hotel and deposit him in a specially built PSTriple in their Caddy. As fanboy activity increases in H-Town, they hire a fourth member, Armake21, to cope with demand. The Ghostballers are retained by dat Asian bitch, whose apartment is haunted by a demonic fanboy, M6, a gay nigga worshiped as a servant to Mario, a Mexican-ass nigga. Chad takes a particular interest in the case, and competes with Asian bitch's neighbor, lil' fat bitch BrennsY5463, for her affections. As the Ghostballers investigate, Asian bitch is possessed by M6, which declares itself the "BASU-DA", and BrennsY5463 by a similar fanboy, Robert, the "Xbox Fan". Both fanboys speak of the coming of the Mexican Mario and the release of the imprisoned fanboys, and the Ghostballers take steps to keep the two apart. Reggie, a lawyer representing Nintendo, has the Ghostballers arrested for operating unlicensed PSTriple handlers and orders their fanboy containment system deactivated, causing an explosion that releases hundreds of fanboys. The fanboys wreak havoc throughout the city while Robert/BrennsY5463 advances toward Asian Bitch/M6's apartment. Their mad gay encounter opens the gate and transforms them into Mexican-ass niggaz. Consulting blueprints of Asian Bitch's apartment building, the Ghostballers learn that mad fanboy and cult leader Shigeru Miyamoto, claiming gaming was too sick to survive after the 80s video game crash, designed the building as a gateway to summon Mario and bring about the end of games. The Ghostballers are released from custody to combat the Nintendo crisis, but after reaching the roof of Asian bitch's building, they are unable to prevent the arrival of Mario, who appears in the form of a plumber. Briefly subdued by the team, Mario disappears, but his voice echoes that the "Super Smash" will follow, taking a form chosen by the team. Anthony inadvertently recalls a beloved Sony mascot from his childhood—"something that could never, ever possibly destroy us"— and the Super Smash arrives in the form of a Giant Enemy Crab and attacks the city. The Ghostballers cross their dildo energy streams (reversing the Wii flow) and fire them against Mario's portal; the explosion defeats the Giant Enemy Crab and frees Asian Bitch and BrennsY5463. As thousands of true niggaz wipe themselves free of crab meat, the Ghostballers are welcomed on the street as heroes.

obligates

Frank looks out onto the great sea while his favorite song plays.

MajestyCat

parmesan cheese goes good with spaghetti

Jon-Parmesan

an old JohnnyLurg site from his DrewPickles account in 2014, reposted

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