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Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job. After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga. Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him. When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded. Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.

reservoirs

EPIC DOMAIN GRAB while paying homage to the mother of the MP3 Suzanne Vega. It was just wrong for Locke5 to cause anti-Suzanne drama without showing respect to anybody else with the name Susan, or any other name similar to that. We YTMND users depend on the MP3 file format for audio in YTMND sites, and Suzanne Vega is very hurt by any all this anti-Suzanne drama on YTMND. Even the ECU Pirates feel desecrated by abusive copyfraud claims on YouTube. I thought about using Leonard Cohen and Goatse as themes for this site, but I felt that the mother of the MP3 Susanne Vega was a more important reason to make Susanna references in this case.

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Melvin Upton blowing on a dickbutt

themelvinmeme

The part in X-Men: Apocalypse where Tom Hanks wakes up and realizes the entire X-Men franchise was all a dream. He exhales and wipes away the night sweats from his forehead and exclaims, 'Oh thank Christ, it wasn't real. It was all some sort of terrible dream.' He then looks at a photo Colin Hanks on his night stand and sighs to himself, 'Too bad my son being a massive disappointment and failure isn't a dream too. Maybe next time.' He closes his eyes and goes back to bed and the intro to Hey Dude suddenly begins.

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Anthony Weiner writes Bill Cosby asking for dating advice. Cosby narrates the letter text and responds with how he did it in his day.

cosbydating

he keeps being an asshole. i've never done anything like his stupidity. he should just go after bigger assholes that he thinks he can defeat.

umfuldisatotalprick

Just kind of how I've been feeling as of late. I hope it doesn't turn out edgy.

weve-all-got-problems

How it feels to be a marshmallow in a hot chocolate...

thepoolisclosed

LOL!

zoid

Sportacus from "Lazy Town" broke his stride.

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primal feelings

existentiallyaware

Our hommie is a player That is all So why'd you have to go And kick his Ball and chain Ain't that your game Cause you a playa hater That's a shame Cause chicks like you Ain't worth too much So shutup girl and Make my lunch.. Yeeeeeeeeah!

jimmyandspinner

Wake up in the morning, gotta shake the feeling, I gotta face a day of school. What's to be afraid of ? I can ask a question, or maybe even bend the rules. I'm searching for a place where I'll fit in, there's a way if I look, then I can win. Yeah I can see I'm not alone, I can face the unknown. Everybody can succeed, in yourself, you must believe, give it a try at Degrassi High.

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http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/degrassi/the_degrassi_junior_high_theme_song-lyrics-1201487.html#ixzz4INWPAIO3 Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely, gee, I gotta go to school. I don't think I can make it, don't think I can take it, I wonder what I'm gonna do. But when I look around I see, that someone is smiling right at me. Wait! That someone’s talkin' to me. Hey, I got a new friend. Everybody can succeed, all you need is to believe, and be honest with yourself, forget your fears and doubts, come on give us a try at Degrassi Junior High.

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The 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate makes his case for your vote. This was never funny.

donaldtrumpualuealuealeuale

My son was driving around in his imaginary car, took a video and edited so that looked like mario kart lol.

zaxxaz

Magikoopa works his magic!

magikoopamagic

"CaramellFAGGOT" (FAGish for "The HOMO Dance") is the first track and the lead single of the album SuperQUEER released in November 2001 by the Fagish music group HOMOmella Girls. It is also a popular Internet meme attracting worldwide popularity. The meme started as a fifteen frame Flash animation loop showing PSA guy and You FAGGOT guy, characters of the FAGanese visual novel HOMOtan, doing a FAG swing dance with their hands over their heads to imitate FAGGOT ears, and the chorus of the sped up version of the song "CaramellFAGGOT" sung by PSA Guy and the other PSA kids from FAGish music group HOMOmel. The meme is not limited to the small FAGsh animation loops. 3D QUEERimation shorts have been released performing the dance, and GAY action videos made by FAGS. CaramellFAGGOT is known in Japan as blah blah blah a whole bunch of bullshit I don't feel like copying from the Wikipedia article

assaults

just a boy in his natural habitat

pokemasterdom

People gotta stop fussing over alt accunts! This list is just a JOKE in case anybody complains. I reposted an old JohnnyLurg site, but with different listings instead. Suzanne has been a subject of drama similar to the kinda Lurg went through, so why not make a site if you feel abuse similar to Lurg's.

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I'm sorry about any unclear answers I gave to ReiHino, I made a site to RELAY his message. Once again, ReiHino is NOT Santabot or Suzanne.

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I love umfold, for he is a father not just to me, but to all of us here at ytmnd.com already retired and 42 years old, this site may help him reach his goals for his later years.

goumfoldmylaundry

a repost of an old site I used Japanese text as a title for. Suzanne activism isn't just Leonard Cohen and his Goatse addiction, its also INITIAL D!

initialdee

Sold Snake's encounter with highlight_1 highlighted">Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Darth Stapler teaches Hootie how to use his Lightstapler, LOL!

Idontlikestephanie

who knows wher the fuck this really came from, so much of the beginning is really hastily starts, and cuts off abruptly at the end. Stolen from the youtube and pasted copied here for the fuck of it. FUCking some suck my dick who i stole it from. which didnt make it then put it on the internet anywhere and like you deserve some fucking money cocksucker for using a video hosting site like I do either, bet if you hosted it to your own private pay to view site nobody would give a fuck. idiots

fuckyouistolethis

After almost 7 months of not logging in to this godforsaken website, Godot breaks his oath to deliver the sequel to hillame.ytmnd.com that nobody wanted.

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JoeyJoeJoe

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