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CNN reports the news as they see it, it's more real than what we see in Fargo or Big Daddy. Donald Trump's presidency sure is a topic to debate religion on since the Pope thinks that Trump isn't Christian

refusestodebate

So a regular customer of mine comes in and I'm like is that all today? He's like /sadface does it matter? It's all going to end on the 23rd. I'm like wtf lol? He's like Planet X man the Nibiru man it's coming. It's going to hit Japan and were all fucked, it's a goverment coverup man to the end of days. Hurricane Harvey was just the beginning. I'm like so your prepared? You have a bunker for me? He's like no no not yet. I've got provisions though.. I'm like your 20 oz mountain dew and m&m's? Lmfao..He's like no man look it up on youtube I'm telling you were all doomed!!! So I decided to make a Ytmnd lol. Here we go 2006 and 2012 all over again. Better sell your homes! ;-D

sept23

I did all eight classic games. Now leave me alone.

unused8

Look at me I'm the average day YTMND user.

terribles

Xbox Jared is doin' me a frighten.

JaredACuck

an old Datsun sports car

datsun

[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning... What happen? Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on... Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase All the right bomb in the wave of destruction I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real Someone set us up the bomb If you got move Zig just raise 'em up 'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, you have no chance to survive make your time You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along What you say? Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base I'm bringin' destruction back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat, But I'm here to tell ya You have no chance to survive make your time Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction She says, move Zig move Zig You know what you doing take off every Zig You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, What you say? So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along It's you! How are you gentlemen? Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA! Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base [/code]

aaybr

Hello Vid.Me

knobbelboybeatshismeat

Also Ugoff

ruination

Beach + Cake

BeachCake

James May apparently really enjoys techno music.

captainunce

Part of me feels the filmmakers erred in using such contemporary song for a film steeped in 20th century nostalgia. However, in addition to being a clever pun on the title, the lyrics do suit the film's storyline well.

BenjaminButtonTheme

Show you what I got? I'll shake that azz, bitch, and let you see what I've got.

showmewhatthatazz

Pardon me boy?

allaboardchoochoo

Basically just a poop of a friend who asked me to use his face for something absurd. Enjoy ;)

hippohero

I am the only king of me.

iamthekingofme

This is what is supposed to be the complete opposite of my Fidget Spinners YTMND. In other words, this could be on one of the alternate YTMND universes. (i.e. PTKFGS or YESYES)

spidget

Fidget Spinners and Kendrick Lamar killed what made me like the internet.

WeDieTonight

It'sa me, Mario!

nakedwomanmario

Emperor Tiberius: “Has it ever occurred to you, mother, that it’s you they hate and not me?” Livia: “There is nothing in this world that occurs to you that has not occurred to me first. That is the affliction I live with.” Sejanus: “If he’s profoundly loved, he’s also profoundly dead. No harm in loving the dead. Everyone’s loved when he’s dead.” Livia: “I wouldn’t count on that if I were you." -I, Claudius

YTMNDNeedsBraces

ˈlōj(ē)ə,ˈlôj(ē)ə/ noun noun: loggia; plural noun: loggias a gallery or room with one or more open sides, especially one that forms part of a house and has one side open to the garden. an open-sided extension to a house.

Loggia

I came across it on an image hosting site a while back , but no explanation of its meaning was anywhere to be found. It's haunted me ever since. If anyone knows what it represents, or is able identify the green-clothed figure, please leave a comment. Thanks :I

mysterioustrumpphoto

Or Don't!

unitedairlines

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND SEBBY

sebspin

some users don't quite get why Suzanne had a FREE ENTERTAINMENT movement on YTMND. I'd be using YouTube alot more if our favorite songs weren't blocked by bots or reported by SNITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hostagecrisis

Listen you son of a bitch. WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM? You wanna sit here and say I'm a god damn fucking RUSSIAN? You get in my face with that i'll beat your god damn ass you son of a bitch. You piece of SHIT. You fucking god damn fucker. Listen, fuckhead, you have fucking crossed the line get that through your god damn fucking head. Stop pushing your shit, you're the people who have fucked this country over, and GANG RAPED the shit out of it and lost an election SO STOP SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH OFF claiming I'm the enemy. You got that you god damn son of a bitch? Fill your hand, I'm sorry but I'm done. You start calling me a foreign agent, those are fucking FIGHTING WORDS

alexjoneslosesit

Jackie Wilson song from the Motown label, (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher

yourlovekeepsliftingme

partyy mouse celebrates 700 websites made by me

mousesites700

Pancakes

andydaly

Forrest looks for a glory hole.

agloryhole