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x-delivery-men

If you have a problem, if class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the B-Team...

TheBteam

Times are tough, class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no joke.

achristmasstory

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

sneaking

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">noooooooooooooooooooooooo

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no way class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no way

boyzinthehouse

Olivier Mercier est laitte

shingekiclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">nomercier

lol. Call of Duty trolls got a problem?Deal with it.

dreamteam

Can't I just make colorful gifs and songs with class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no point to them?

somewheres

lol

badgerstinking

too much confusion, i can't get class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no relief

heywhatisgoingon

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No one liked the version of this site I made before so I went back to the drawing board. This is large but at least it looks more interesting.

electricfishtank

"They're struggling between freedom and order, and in that struggle a new spirit of 2005 has been born."

mattressman

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no vote

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">novote

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No

WesleySoSexii

Self-explanatory.

tobeupset

Is he gay? class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No. He sells propane

Isellpropane

Make sure there is class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no tongue...

puffdaddyversion

photography and new media class YTMND assignment #3

oppaplsclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">noticeme

photography & new media YTMND assignment: word prompt: FREEDOM

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">noloveclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">nofreedom

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No context, stuff I made thrown together.

BCN

An inversion Idea for a class assignment

yourethedognwman

Looking at Akira going "Nimu Nimu" when being rubbed on the face made me think of this.

yosugaclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">nosoraualue

Whoa, that's a spicy egg ball! class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No wonder Gaston gets his own song (that has class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">nothing to do with anything else in the movie.)

gastoneggs

Class project with a prompt of danger

Atec3379cwat

Baby don't hurt me class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no more

tomisevaydonthurtme

Project for a photography class: Erik DeFries Keyword Prompt: "Surprise"

talkaboutblockage

This image depicts women artists in the jazz world

JazzClassGroove

Funny spoof for class

closed-gov

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to kclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">now of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person proclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">noun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426