| ?Ramen King |
PH03N1X |
(3.00) |
1,130 |
2016-02-19 |
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description:
お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.
domain:
ramenking
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| ?simplest way to put it... |
BobVenkman |
(3.00) |
325 |
2016-02-18 |
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description:
we all got problems.
domain:
igotproblems
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| ?A myosin protein dragging an endorphine to the brai... |
finnpalm |
(3.00) |
1,384 |
2016-02-13 |
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description:
What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain's parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You're looking at happiness.
domain:
chemicalhappiness
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| ?ayy rmao |
FruitSmax |
(2.00) |
1,181 |
2016-02-09 |
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description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch
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| ?(nsfw) Operation Revival |
scumbaglyfe |
(3.00) |
1,975 |
2016-02-03 |
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description:
CAUSE SO MUCH CHAOS ON THIS SITE THAT WE ARE ABLE TO BRING IT BACK FROM THE DEAD.
domain:
professionalgreifers
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| ?You Wanna Kiss the Girl |
ninjaphobos |
(3.50) |
1,045 |
2016-02-02 |
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description:
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
domain:
youwannakissthegirl
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| ?Steven and The Stevens Gonna Make You Smile |
goodbl88 |
(3.75) |
813 |
2016-02-02 |
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description:
Very Beatles like!
domain:
StevenandtheStevens
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| ?The whole thing feels kind of trite. I say we forget it. |
airbud |
(3.00) |
1,055 |
2016-01-31 |
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description:
The whole thing feels kind of trite. I say we forget it.
domain:
kindoftrite
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| ?At least we don't scream (Lights Warning) |
Skooks |
(3.00) |
423 |
2016-01-31 |
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description:
Flashing lights
domain:
FLASHINGL1GHTS
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| ?YOU'RE THE MANLEY |
rinebolto |
(2.00) |
394 |
2016-01-25 |
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description:
<3
domain:
antiochcollege
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| ?m-Fi-les |
mhoppes |
(3.00) |
747 |
2016-01-25 |
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description:
mFi - We want to believe.
domain:
mfi
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| ?fez |
astralvoyager |
(4.00) |
1,153 |
2016-01-23 |
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description:
looks to me like you're a
domain:
ripfez
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| ?jacked by ourmine |
ayyjace |
(1.00) |
390 |
2016-01-22 |
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description:
our mine team yeah we can see that you were just shut down
domain:
ourmine
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| ?We're Turning Again |
TommyMars |
(4.00) |
1,217 |
2016-01-19 |
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description:
Turn, turn! Turn, turn!
domain:
turningagain
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| ?YOU'RE THE DERP NOW, DOG |
israldebruin |
(3.00) |
849 |
2016-01-16 |
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description:
YOU'RE THE DERP NOW, DOG
domain:
YOURETHEDERPNOWDOG
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| ?There's only one thing you need in life... |
Locke5 |
(3.05) |
2,007 |
2016-01-04 |
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description:
Latka tells us what the one thing we need in life is...
domain:
onething
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| ?away we go |
flapjacks |
(4.00) |
414 |
2015-12-14 |
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description:
. - - - - - - - -
domain:
rainstormsandrainbows
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| ?A Message to our Missing Overlord |
Mansquito |
(4.33) |
1,134 |
2015-12-14 |
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description:
max, I'm going to impart some wisdom to you that my grandfather passed down to me. He was a glass-is-half-full type of guy. And when things looked completely hopeless, he'd gently place his hand on my shoulder, usually when we were alone on the porch in front a setting sun, and he would say, 'Just because a body is dead doesn't mean you cant fuck the corpse. Always look on the brightside.'
domain:
babycumback
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| ?You're Never Gonna Win! |
madjackmcmad78 |
(1.00) |
511 |
2015-12-08 |
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description:
You're never gonna win, by that strength!
domain:
bythatstremf
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| ?Mario tries to sell you shady .EXE files. |
YaBoyTroy |
(3.67) |
1,256 |
2015-12-06 |
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description:
For download and purchase of files please go to www.super-mario-no-virus.exe.net to install. We are virus free and tested by 70 different anti virus software make by super mario anti virus co.
domain:
Download-Now
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| ?internet society |
LegoLewdite |
(3.87) |
1,646 |
2015-11-28 |
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description:
"Kindness and politeness are not overrated at all. They're underused." - Sir Tommy Lee Jones
domain:
internetsociety
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| ?Mcfly stole Chad Warden's PSTriple! |
DarthWang |
(4.32) |
5,248 |
2015-11-26 |
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description:
Mcfly jumps over the fuckin' border after stealing Chawa's PSTriple but C-Wizzy is gonna run up on a nigga
domain:
thrice
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| ?We are the Crystal Gems! |
SpaceHunterM |
(1.00) |
578 |
2015-11-19 |
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description:
WE!
domain:
stevenuniverse
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| ?KHANTMND: KHANGOT! |
DarthWang |
(4.17) |
2,106 |
2015-11-19 |
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description:
KHANTMND: If you downvote it, you're a Khangot!
domain:
thissitehasnotbeenmadebefore
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| ?(nsfw) YOU'RE INVITED |
doopydoop |
(5.00) |
1,343 |
2015-11-18 |
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description:
This is an invitation
domain:
muhfuggininvitation
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| ?Is Chad Warden gonna have to choke a fat bitch? |
woman |
(3.17) |
1,502 |
2015-11-17 |
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description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
chokehold
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| ?Ode To Oi: Fat Cat Edition |
callmesisixoxo |
(3.00) |
3,546 |
2015-11-16 |
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description:
I'm not really sure what I've done here as this is my first YTMD, but hey here we go! I thought it might be fun to join in and make one :) so here is a bunch of randomness that makes no sense, enjoy? Keep in mind I am still a newbie!
domain:
odetofatcats
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| ?John Crayondy |
Famery-Gai |
(4.57) |
984 |
2015-11-15 |
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description:
You can 1 this, but you don't even know what you're talking about.
domain:
changes-by-david-bowie
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| ?Besties |
Ridinspinnaz66 |
(1.00) |
247 |
2015-11-15 |
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description:
We're best friends now!
domain:
Besties
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| ?You're better than that. |
bob2905434 |
(1.00) |
379 |
2015-11-12 |
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description:
Shake the tail when you walk, man. You're better than that.
domain:
yourbetterthanthat
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