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To get a real April Fool's joke, it takes about a week.

ripusername666

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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trisha

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE MOON NOT BEING IN THE SKY?! It's not light pollution!......it's skibbity toilet!

Whereisthemoon

It's true!! It's the news!! happy fools april

lizardsex

I need to focus on doing something more worthwhile, changes need to be made, later it's been fun.

gendark01

he wants a handbeezy

handbeezy

Let us pray.

Allahdoesntcare

It's a full nothing burger, with extra pain and chaos, please.

nothingeverhappenschud

It's funny because it takes a fad and mixes it with a song

snapes

Remade a humorous GIF I remember seeing a while back, figured it would be fitting for this.

nazimegazord

"Why [did he hav]e to do it they way that he did it?" – [I hid it]

IHidIt

(I don't care if the music is unfitting. Go cry me a river.)

nomchammer

The famous man. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my man? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my ytmnd page "This is a man", I'd have been lying!

thisisnotaman

Psychocola had his iPod custom made 1000 times bigger than normal, in order to fit extra hard drive space to store all of his square waves. Also, he keeps it on the moon, for some reason.

theultimatesquarewavetribute

somebody, somewhere. it's not a silver record.

yippee

Paidwork is a full time or part time job for all people, from every country. You can make money on any device with access to the internet, wherever you are. You will get paid for your time spent and engagement on the platform. https://www.paidwork.com/

paidwork

Bet you didn't have "username666 finally reveals his identity/face" on your 2025 bingo card. (And yes, that is actually me in the pictures)

handgestures

Somewhat inspired by http://pigotsmax.ytmnd.com/ Also, if you haven't already, go watch Pi. It's pretty good.

easyaspi

So I just randomly heard this song and got the idea to make a BTTF mix out of it

tantrums

Shin is a former dragon who has taken on human form. They can appear as either male or female. Their height is 2 meters (79 inches). This is their usual appearance. They can also have long hair. Shin always has a blank expression but is generally in a good mood. They have a calm personality, are interested in humans, and view them relatively favourably. Shin's strength is the greatest among dragons. Approaching them carelessly might result in injury. Since the period after Shin took on human form has been short, they appear somewhat out of touch with the world. It seems they don't wear underwear either. This is Shin during their childhood. Shin does not remember why they transformed from a dragon into a human, nor do they know how to revert to their dragon form. Although they have lived for about a thousand years, they have lost most of their memories. This is their half-dragon form.

DragonG

This site sucks. Don't view it.

copper

Shao Kahn has many warriors under his command, but his trust lies solely in the fighters of his own creation. Warrior blood gathered from countless battlefields, fused with sorcery, produced his most effective enforcer yet: Skarlet. An expert tracker, she preys on those deemed enemies of the empire. During kombat, Skarlet gains strength from her opponent's blood, absorbing it through her skin. Shao Kahn has a new mission for this formidable kombatant: Discover Quan Chi's true intentions. And kill him if he plots betrayal of the emperor. - Skarlet'S Bio (Mortal Kombat 9)

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mrsmee

nosferatu slangin it on screen

slangin

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aardwolf

THIS NEXT BOSS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY ATTEMPT AT A STORYLINE JUSTIFICATION, IT'S JUST THERE BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT TURTLES ARE INVOLVED IN THE FAD

turtloid

Powerpuff was a high potential superhero action series that could had premiere on The CW during the 2020s season. The project was created by Diablo Cody and Heather Regnier, and stars Dove Cameron and Yana Perrault. It is a live-action adaptation of the original animated series, The Powerpuff Girls that aired on Cartoon Network from 1998 to 2005. On May 24, 2021, it was announced that the pilot was going to be re-developed. As of May 11, 2022, the project was still said to be in development, However two months later it was announced that Craig McCracken is developing an newer version of the show for Cartoon Network Finally on May 18, 2023 the project was announced as dead.

PowerPuffGurlZ

AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" . WEIGHT : 130lbs . Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .

CarmenValentina

Okay, that's it! What is wrong with you YTMND people? How come nobody has paid tribute to Michelle Trachtenberg ever since her death last Wednesday? Well here you go. RIP Michelle Christine Trachtenberg (October 11, 1985 – February 26, 2025)

MichelleTrachtenberg