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My epileptic cat is telling me that mothers are abusive.

SheMeansBusiness

If I told you guys I stole the gif from tenor, would you believe me?

bike-race

Both have fans who are mostly children. Both are pretending to be something they’re not; Megatron pretends to be a fighter jet, Trump pretends to be a orange. Both appear to have heads made of metal (if you know, you know). Both want to change the world. Both are driven by ambition & personal experience. Both would get my vote (Megatron would get if he were 20cm D-16) . . .

MAGAtron

Kimberly Guilfoyle is a character who made her debut in Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special. She is Darkseid's stone faced girlfriend. Throughout the episode, various super couples gave testimonials about their romances: Superman and Lois Lane, Hawkman and Hawkgirl, Killer Croc and Enchantress, Aquaman and Mera, Darkseid and Kimberly Guilfoyle. The episode concludes with Harley and Ivy's interview, and they wish the viewers a Happy Valentine's Day.

DarkseidMAGA

" Pfffft~ Dude did you just call me "Mom" again? You're SO cringe, bro. I'm barely into my 20s, cmon. I GUESS I do feel kinda old wearing this "Milf" shit... Anyway, I'm gonna go do your laundry before my milktanks finish making your dinner, bro. " - Riley

RileyFrank

Taylor Swift is crying cuz the Philadelphia Eagles defeated the Kansas City Chiefs in the 2025 Super Bowl, after she has been booed and humiliated by the audience. Will she break up with Travis Kelce after what happened?

CryingTaylorSwift

This has possibly been made before but I don't really care.

theykeepfalling

We Don't Brush My 2 Factor

WeDontBrushMy2Factor

My head canon is, was and always will be that DarthWang & Whang! are the same person... DarthWhang! if you will... (My worlds are colliding!!!!) Note:- We all should refer him as Edmund Fitzgerald of YTMND too!!!

DarthWhang

Jack Perry (born June 16, 1997) is an American professional wrestler. He is signed to All Elite Wrestling (AEW), where he is a member of The Elite stable. He is also a former one-time FTW Champion, a former one-time AEW TNT Champion, and a former one-time AEW World Tag Team Champion (with Luchasaurus as Jurassic Express). He previously performed under the ring name Jungle Boy. He also makes appearances for New Japan Pro-Wrestling (NJPW), where he is a former member of Bullet Club and its sub-group House of Torture. Jungle Boy's first theme song was "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora in AEW.

JungleBoy

Creator of classics such as "Cool Cat Saves the Kids", "Gun Self-Defense for Lady's" and "Hood Rat for Trump" and the Daddiest of Dereks

DaddyDerek

Shoutout to Yahya Sinwar for starting a war which will now end with Gaza becoming American land... I am starting to understand why Bibi accepted the ceasefire in January 2025... Can't wait for the Trump Hotel in Gaza AND THE JEWS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT!!!! (LOL) Note- When Nazi Germany started a war and lost, all the Germans in Eastern Europe were moved back to Germany where they originate.... Soooo... I do think that the Arabs are getting deported.....

MAGAStrip

testing if this website still works. also i got back my account after remembering my password

hatingjunsuini

I will defeat the villains with my booty! - Miss Bomber (Blonde Hot Bimbo!)

MissBomb

AGE: 34 , HEIGHT: 5'10" , WEIGHT: 134lbs. Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...

VictoriaB

Nurse Ratched: If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it. [McMurphy turns around to see Harding smiling at him] McMurphy: Heh, YOU'D like it, wouldn't you? [to Nurse Ratched, regarding the pills] McMurphy: Here, give it to me.

dimesthelimitmartini

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dakota

Dr. Arliss Loveless : Rita, my dear. Not that I'm ungrateful to providence for bringing you back, but I have to confess - I'm just a little bit curious as to how you managed to wind up with them. Rita Escobar : Well, they seemed so sure that they could find you, I thought if I stayed with them, they'd bring me back to all my friends. [In a low voice] Rita Escobar : Not to give you a big head, but, I kind of missed you. Dr. Arliss Loveless : Well, isn't that a coincidence? Cos, I kinda miss me too! Rita Escobar : He's so impetuous. Artemus Gordon : Yes, he's an idiot. [as West pretends to be an exotic dancer to distract Dr. Loveless and free the hostages] Capt. James West : Have you out of here in just a second, Mr. President. [West jumps into Dr. Loveless' wheelchair and is wheeled away] President Grant : Is she with us? Coleman : Captain West, sir. Rita Escobar : Oh, he's so graceful.

RitaEscobar

Just a pyramid against pyramid schemes. Host of the series Multi Level Mondays where we cover all things MLM and scam related and The Corporate Casket where we cover all things bad business related. FG - NearlyePoint . BG - NailstRabbit , Vile EyeS , Kenimynous . Sound - Jalyn Commentary

iilluminaughtii

My bad attempt at a What is love?-site xD

FrizzleLove

Finally, the 666 in my username finally has a reason to be there.

sweetsatan

Hey, you know what my grandfather says?

HYKWMGS

bang bang bang

magfest

The Jitz didn't sound too great, so I synced it up to go with Marty's AWWWWW audio. NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN NEEDLES NOBODY, however, there was too much MONITORING with the SCAN that had nothing to do with the INTERFACE, (and I had already STICKED THE CARD in there), so I opted to go back to the original timeline before we SKEWED INTO THIS TANGENT, but use the bare "READ MY FAX" clip from the YOU'RETHEMANNOWDOG.

faxtothefuture

As a seasoned B2B consultant, I specialize in helping businesses navigate the complexities of global trade and digital transformation. With years of experience in the industry, I focus on optimizing supply chains, enhancing market reach through B2B portals, and driving efficiency in trade operations. My expertise lies in understanding market trends, aligning business strategies with technological advancements, and fostering strong partnerships across international markets. Whether you're looking to expand globally or streamline your operations, I provide tailored solutions to meet your unique business needs. Let's work together to unlock your business's full potential in the competitive world of B2B commerce. View our website at https://globaltradeplaza.com

henrygarcia

LOL I JUST MASHED A BUNCH OF FADS TOGETHER WITH EVEN LESS EFFORT THAN I USUALLY USE SO IT CAN BE CONSIDERED A PARODY OF MY OWN SITES

flustercuck

Oreo launched a marketing campaign for Transformers 4, also known as “Age of Extinction,” directed by Michael Bay. The campaign included a commercial featuring Optimus Prime, where he is seen eating an Oreo cookie. This commercial was part of a broader cross-promotion strategy between Oreo and the Transformers franchise. Additionally, Oreo held auditions for a commercial shoot in Miami, seeking males and females of various ethnicities and ages to participate in the Oreo Transformers commercial for the film. Oreo was one of the many transformers made by KSI, but was one of the few that did not fall into Galvatron's control, as he glitched during the Autobot invasion into KSI and was shot down and killed. Don’t confuse him with this guy. "Danger! Security Breach!" -Oreo Bot yelling out a security breach to Joshua Joyce and the other KSI Drones and KSI Scientists.

OreoBot

this is my best website ever.

buildblok

Follow my website: http://level1online.com/

level1online

I'm letting my dog write the description: adskjbhkmabm,mxzkjbuiagskillallhumanshglbhclxynoitanrlasdfbork

SamHallandMaxOates