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Announcing the pending sale of a vehicle.

movethatbus

Twilight Sparkle seeks out more burgers.

nothinggonnabreakherstride

from Bay Life

forceitdown

You see? Zip zop zoopity ba! Whomp whomp HA. Jazz is like Jello pudding... Stickball! Funky little man in the big van at night Comes out to play. And he makes his ball hasta. Woohoo! Weren't you good! Coo-cachoo!!! Then he's gonna rap music... They're hippin' and a hoppin' and a bippin' and a boppin' So we don't know what the jazz is all about! You see?

withoutcosby

You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino

flavortowncasino

The top 1% of all YTMND characters and artists are brought to TOP YTMND school to become better than "the best of the best." Will we ever know who the best is?

topytmndgun

Are we living in a POST-racist world?

sugarbearisracist

Welcome to the Dark Side! We have a party. Are you afraid yet?

about-me

We'll figure it out together

Odyssey2001

That moment when you're hungry and regrettably drop your food on the ground. You must consider the unwritten law: The Five Second Rule: mandating that if food or another consumable substance fall on the floor it may be picked up and eaten within 5 seconds. This suggests that it takes at least six seconds for dirt and germs to move from one surface to another causing contamination.

fivesecondrule101

DO IT, JUST DO IT, don't let your dreams be dreams, yesterday you said tomorrow, SO JUST DO IT, SO JUST DO IT, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, JUST DO IT, some people dream success, while you wake up and work HARD AT IT, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, you should get to the point where any one else would quit, and your not gonna stop there, NO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, DO IT, JUST DO IT, YES YOU CAN, JUST DO IT, if your tired of starting over stop giving up.

dontletyourdreamsbedreams

hi huys rghd here and today we are are looking at goats....

paulquin

YYYYeah babee

nowhereweaint

We did it

taytaytacos

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wallyknockyouout

We tried changing him, but he just kept coming back...

mascotfromhell

This is my gift to my friend Dusty and his wonderful new wife Crystal. Congratulation you two! I felt the love I breathed the air I touched the rain I wiped a tear I saw the moon I heard the wind And now my new life Will soon begin I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) I walked the earth This land so free These gifts of joy I took with me A tree grows high A leaf will fall Whispers of love I hear her call You must be strong Your chin up high Yes I still live I did not die I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you in a different way We had to go But it’s okay You see we’re with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) We are so strong Good and beautiful (repeat) AMERICA! :p

goodbyedusty

Lol we are sir klan

sirklan

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

laifesupport

You're a total out-of-it! Also a dork.

outofit

Rest in peace , that guy from that old show that we sort of remember.

dickvansomebody

Herp.

knicksgonnaknick

You're a kid. That's also a squid. A squidkid.

yakyasn

In this lesson, we discover that being wood is great!

nowyouareplayingwithpower

Cleveland Sports has been losing since 1964. We Have 50 Years of Futility...and Counting! There's Always Next Year...NOT! This IS The Curse of Wahoo!

losing50

we're goin to the moon

weregointothemoon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

Announcing the upcoming "rock" opera brought to you by Zavan. Of course we have to thank Hormel, Inc for supporting us and Intrepid News Network for documenting this saga.

thisisthe18thbestever

Moon Man is awesome!

ytmndcontest

They're Fishnut Stockings, stockings for your nuts.

fishnutstockings