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peter kang is the data dog now man

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Filipino news anchor said this on her X account regarding arrested pastor-slash-suspected sex offender Apollo Quiboloy: "A reminder to our lawmakers before they defend Pastor Apollo Quiboloy. This man is on the US FBI’s Most Wanted List. Charges of RAPE - as young as 11 years old from 2006-2020. Labor & human trafficking scheme. Forcing girls to enter into sham marriages to obtain fraudulent student visas among others."

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Aw man what's going on?

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Man Beating His Balls

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Many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me [Verse 1: 50 Cent] Now man, these pussy niggas puttin' money on my head Go on and get your refund, motherfucker, I ain't dead I'm the diamond in the dirt that ain't been found I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned When I rhyme, somethin' special happened every time I'm the greatest, somethin' like Ali in his prime I walk the block with the bundles, I've been knocked on the humble Swing the ox when I rumble, show your ass what my gun do Got a temper, nigga, go 'head, lose your head Turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs I walk around, gun on my waist, chip on my shoulder 'Til I bust a clip in your face, pussy, this beef ain't over [Chorus: 50 Cent] Many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me Have mercy on my soul Somewhere my heart turned cold Have mercy on many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me

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joe

JoeIceCream

he keeps hearing these strange sounds

thisismfdoom

idk man I have aids and my poop hole got superglued shut and I cant take a dump anymore. that shit is boiling up inside of my ass and I can feel my sphincter about to tear open. 3/10 do not recommend.

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Corn is just yellow rice!

cornisjustyellowrice

YTMND on Solana!

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A reupload of lacrossestar83's YTMND-themed Piano Man parody from 2012.

mite

Why do I come up with something that would've already existed today?

yourethemannowsponge

moon man poker face rock

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LOL IT'S ANOTHER ONE THAT MAKES NO SENSE, DOES IT MEAN YOU DIE BEFORE EVEN FACING THE BOSS OR THE BOSS DIES LIKE MYSPACE SUICIDE MAN? I DON'T KNOW!

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tfw you're disappointed by a Moon Man fad site, but find out that there's at least two different Sun Men who are black on Google Images, so you make your own version with blackjack and hookers.

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Legendsofmoonman

for all the guys that like moon man porn

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mermaid-man

give this ytmnd 5 stars or star girl will fuck your dad

moms1

star girl does not give a fuck

assxxx

I hate blacks

Heyxxx

Kyle is the man now.

kyleisthemannow

hahahahaha

heheenjoy

Yet another Moon Man ytmnd

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Crying man loco

Locoo

If you find yourself online more commonly than the average man, you will without a doubt come across complex online discourse. When faced with these complicated arguments, you must remember to be careful. These free thinking individuals will show no hesitation when it comes to verbally defending their conclusions. Unless you would like to be swept into intellectually challenging and philosophically stimulating discussions alongside ferocious men who lack cowardly restraint, steer clear of any and all such debates. Especially, those regarding characters who have remarkable abilities.

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I am gay

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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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