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allstar

People always ask me why i'm terrified of escalators, well this is why

fearandrespectdaescalator

yeah nevermind guys he's back

he-is-so-back

This meme was made to illustrate how trivial issues can be blown out of proportion due to the polarization of the two party system. This is a disadvantage

IceCreamPolitics

It is absurd this site is still alive.

CentipedesInside

Say hello to Chatty, the spicy diva who loves to sing and dance. Chatty hates boredom and defeats it with her excitement, energy and a hot bowl of Chatt Patta Knorr Noodles. Want to know why Chatty is being so dramatic? Chatty wants to hear her favourite beat!

ChattPatta

AGE: 29 HEIGHT: 5'10". WEIGHT: 180lbs. Born Grace Leanne Garcia in San Diego, California to a single mother as a result of a One Night Stand with NAT Whyatt. Her mother Jasmine was an uninvolved parent resulting her in mostly being raised by her Aunt, Ameilia. Though her Aunt was more of a mother it didn't change the fact that Grace had to adapt to better survive in the crime ridden streets she lived on. Joining a gang at the age of 15 she learned how to fight and make money the hard way. Many of the male members attempted multiple times to take advantage of her leading her to be stronger than them and put them in their place. Wanting more out of life and beginning to hate her place as it was, she decided to seek out who her father was. With some insider help she learned her father was the CEO of one of the largest corporations on the planet, DIQ. At first being nervous to meet him thinking he would reject her. The opposite occured as NAT was extacted and regretful not knowing she existed. Spending time with her father and actually being treated well by him she sought to imitate him as both a way to honor him and learn from his success. Even taking his name Whyatt as her own. After a decade enjoying her new life getting stronger and smarter NAT gave her the keys to his kingdom. Making her the DIQ CEO. AS the head of the company she is very hands off and lets most department runs themselves. Though if they fucked up she will surely correct them. Grace can be intimidating at first but so long as she isn't bothered she is easy to get along with. A sexual icon and bad bitch, she tends to be the one in charge in all situations....

GraceWhyatt

The original site hasn't even left up and coming yet.

ytmndremainsunchanged

Quote from Long John Baldry, voice acting as Robotnik in the show Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

IJLSACHCOLST

BLUESKY IS DOWN. BOT SURGE AND API ERROR . https://www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySocial/comments/1k75swk/bluesky_down/ In other news , some guy got ambushed by police. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1k09ohk/police_finally_release_bodycam_video_of/

DeshawnDanteLeeth

Sync is slightly broken because my goddamn mouse won't work. GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES IT KEEP DOUBLE CLICKING

johndilworth

Hello Kitty is naughty and horny.

dirtykitty

These bitches love Sosa

chiefkeef

The people have spoken, and they got what they wanted. John Cena is officially the 17th time WWE world champion. He's the Goat, and the CHAMP!

JohnCenaWM41

All are punished.

blackmetalisnot

Owl Jolson is a talented singer.

ilovetosing-a

keep donating to YTMND's Patreon

ledyba

AGE: 25. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 139lbs. NELL if that is even her real name...Is a notorious mistress who's most well-known characteristics is being a hardcore Sado-Masochist. Somewhat indestructible as she is seen frequently partaking in the use of Narcotics to enhance her senses. However, she never suffers any negative side effects. Some wonder between that and her uncanny appearance if she is even really human. Most think she is just mentally unstable, but she makes it clear it's just what she likes. Always looking for that next extreme sensation of touch and taste. She loves to hit and get hit. Never showing any signs of damage. Somehow she maintains a clientele. Both men and women coming to her for an out of this world experience. Some even end up working for her as they beg to be her pets. She has a strange...control over others... Nell is not her real name. Simply an alias since no one really knows who she is. A popular employee of Club Scarlet, a club for BDSM enthusiasts and Sex addicts, she is well known for her services on a surface level. Under the surface some know her as an enforcer in the criminal underworld. Her signature latex suit and mask keep her identity hidden at all times. Allowing her to perform her duties both sexual and violent without exposing who she really is. She takes pride in her actions and finds satisfaction being in complete control of her life. A truly chaotic and free soul at the expense of decency. While very much a degenerate she doesn't abide by what she disagree's with under any circumstances. Even her boss, Madam Scarlet, refuses to step on Nell's toes when it comes to clients. She enjoys drinking, smoking, fighting and fucking. Follow her rules and play her game. Otherwise... Forget it.

Nell

These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume, the sweetest honey is loathsome in his own deliciousness, and in the taste confounds the appetite. Therefore love moderately, long love doth so, too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

greenfrogpictures

generative pre-trained transformers, drug-dealers in disguise

gpt4o

Random asset shit on my computer YTMND website. Hope you enjoy.

KissTheRing

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus3

Already too late to do something like this but I don't care anyway. Also, Free for All is seriously underrated.

thelovliestloserswon

EveryoneIsSoMeanToMe

EveryoneIsSoMeanToMe

But it sure smells funny

ytmndlives

After years of hearing how great Goldfinger is Felicity decides to pop them in her stereo. Soon she finds out that it was a bad idea

Cryingfelicity

I was thinking about this all day in school

carl4yaoipaddle

AGE: 202. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 135lbs. Born into the legendary Blackhand Clan as a High noble, Morathi lived a life of presitge and luxury as her birthright. When she was deemed worthy she became the clans lead in it's business finances. One time during a trip to visit another clan on business, the clans enforcers caught her indulging forbidden herbs. An act seen as disgraceful and low tier by the high nobles. Tarnishing her families name she was punished by being sentenced to sexual humiliation. Being a slut was seen by the high nobles as the lowest form of status. Being taken to an undercity brothel, her body was altered by a witch to ensure clients would pick her most often. For the next five years she was to be humiliated as a sex slave as penance. However, not too long after starting her time she realized how much she truly loved being a low status whore. Pleasing others easily and being pleasured herself without the stress of maintaining reputation was liberating to her. When her sentenced ended she refused to be taken back or reverted to her old self. She found her true calling and where she belonged.

MorathiBlackhand

you know what i saw

doortodoor

pop nihilists be like : " The uncaring cruelty of the universe is SOOOO scary " My brother in christ , YOU MADE THAT SHIT UP ! The universe lacks both cognition and volition and therefore can neither be uncaring nor cruel . You claim to believe in no god ; yet you invented a devil to scare yourself ! CALL YOUR SENATOR TO VOTE NO ON H.R. 22 [ THE VOTER SUPPRESSION ACT OF 2025 ]. Origin from Burial Goods. https://youtu.be/Ar7mOepcXuQ

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