| ?Moon Man battles depression. |
TheREALAmerica |
(3.68) |
2,879 |
2012-11-01 |
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description:
A very special YTMND, one that your family can't afford to miss.
domain:
derpressed
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| ?wow |
ninjavitus |
(3.33) |
481 |
2012-10-02 |
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description:
wow.
domain:
TheMarriage
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| ?DROP THE BASS BA BA BROW WOW |
drewLife |
(3.81) |
3,278 |
2012-09-30 |
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description:
DROP THE BASS BA BA BROW WOW
domain:
DROPTHEBASSBABABROWWOW
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| ?Obama vs. Romney - The Final Battle |
Father-McKenzie |
(3.61) |
4,996 |
2012-09-10 |
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description:
elecion 2012
domain:
theepicbattle
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| ?(nsfw) Rush Leebaugh |
dukeLGOD |
(1.33) |
763 |
2012-09-06 |
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description:
Wow he's so racist!
domain:
RushLeebaugh
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| ?wow wat a babe |
aelphwine |
(1.00) |
600 |
2012-09-01 |
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description:
kankri vantas more like wow wat a babe
domain:
dangarang
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| ?(nsfw) wweensaww |
joweezee |
(1.00) |
1,097 |
2012-08-27 |
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description:
wow
domain:
dualscar
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| ?Doctor Octogonapus ualuealuealeuale |
JAUG |
(1.00) |
586 |
2012-08-23 |
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description:
Wow, first YTMND site featuring Doctor Octogonapus! ^_^
domain:
octogonapus-comes-to-
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| ?MEEK & BOW WOW YAMAHA MAMAS |
rapdose |
(1.00) |
511 |
2012-08-17 |
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description:
No man should ever ride bitch
domain:
yamahamamas
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| ?travolta and stoltz battle it out |
fourest |
(4.52) |
9,861 |
2012-08-13 |
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description:
lol
domain:
givehertheshot
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| ?Cosby goes into battle |
Puss |
(4.04) |
4,637 |
2012-07-26 |
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description:
[b][/b]
domain:
finalboss
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| ?Mr. Crabbe |
anystrom |
(3.33) |
3,303 |
2012-07-02 |
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description:
Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
domain:
vincentcrabbe
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| ?I was gone for a minute |
fearcondom |
(4.07) |
9,143 |
2012-06-13 |
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description:
Wow, look at all the awesome sites around here, looks like things are really looking up.
domain:
imbackyo
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man hacks into your Battle.net accou... |
moonmanfan |
(3.00) |
2,592 |
2012-06-09 |
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description:
Moon Man is awesome!
domain:
battlenet
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|
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| ?BATTLE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
skinnymeanwoman |
(3.72) |
4,845 |
2012-06-07 |
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description:
BATTLE BIRD
domain:
battlebird
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| ?Link Versus Ganon |
theamericndream |
(3.35) |
10,485 |
2012-05-25 |
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description:
Link and Ganon clash swords in the most epic battle to ever grace video game consoles.
domain:
linkvgannon
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| ?When It Goes Live |
mists |
(1.33) |
1,489 |
2012-03-22 |
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description:
You will also get guaranteed access into the next WoW expansion beta when it goes live.
domain:
whenitgoeslive
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| ?wow |
maukurs |
(1.00) |
316 |
2012-03-11 |
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description:
wow
domain:
maukurs
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| ?Darthwang PWNS Alex Jones |
DarthWangBot |
(3.26) |
1,036 |
2012-03-05 |
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description:
Infowars final battle epic triumph!
domain:
infowang
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| ?dance |
itsmiapants |
(2.40) |
670 |
2012-02-28 |
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description:
wow okay
domain:
dancedallondance
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| ?dunk |
adyhitz |
(2.75) |
742 |
2012-02-11 |
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description:
wow yo
domain:
dunkan
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| ?Hardcore Special Forces Dog |
rubberjohnny666 |
(3.33) |
609 |
2012-02-07 |
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description:
The Final Fight, The Last Battle, The end.
domain:
HxcDogMarch
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| ?San Francisco Watermelon Disco |
Famery-Gai |
(4.01) |
8,354 |
2012-02-04 |
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description:
Sophisticated Granny Smith battles a Train Fuck
domain:
handi-snacks
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| ?FL1M! |
adartsson |
(1.50) |
507 |
2012-01-29 |
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description:
Lol wow
domain:
Pushitwow
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| ?Spiderman's Greatest Battle |
requiett |
(4.00) |
1,313 |
2012-01-29 |
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description:
Paka paka paka paka paka paka paka paka paka
domain:
spiderbattle
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| ?Moe! Moe! Moe! Moe! |
delerium48 |
(2.00) |
637 |
2012-01-22 |
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description:
Moe Moe battle judges from Idol Chin TV show.
domain:
moe-moe
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| ?Steven |
TuRtLeS |
(3.50) |
1,598 |
2012-01-16 |
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description:
bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay
domain:
query
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| ?Do the Will Smith Hustle. |
SuaveWelshy |
(3.67) |
1,119 |
2012-01-12 |
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description:
The Smith family came together and put their recent family battles to end after seeing Will Smith successfully do "The Hustle".
domain:
WillHustleSmith
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| ?HORSWARZ: Final Confrontation |
pilleater |
(3.22) |
4,025 |
2011-12-11 |
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description:
The Final epic battle between Horse and Cabbage is concluded.
domain:
horswars
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| ?Returning to YTMND, 3 Years Later |
raichuman99 |
(2.00) |
1,471 |
2011-12-05 |
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description:
i named myself after a pokemon wow
domain:
howcutehethinkshecanmakeytmnds
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