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yourethemomnowdog

It's a space opera story about re-creating memory. It kicks off in a future Mesopotamia with the invention of a powerful drug that only the wealthy can access.

pleasureinoneowncognitivedeficit

Huspant you spent too much money on video games and now we are homeress.

Toomanyvideogames

The inverted, black & white, reversed, and high-pitched YTMND.

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Yes, we live in Clownworld. But there is hope for us. We must have faith. We must have the strength to do what is right.

hopeandfaith

An evil angel of death incarnated into this savage animal descends upon us

evilbiscuit

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On a shady dark-to-pale blue gradient background, we see a rainbow-coloured scribble being drawn (think the Black/Marlens logo) which zooms out. The image logo's text will read: Wood Knapp Video presents

woodknapp

OOH, AAH, OOH SIDE SWIPE This song is fucking great honestly. Not all gifs are synced to the song :I

experimentalfilm

The fires of hell surround me Burning, searing, and consuming The stench of brimstone fills the air Pain and anguish, I keep renewing It seems I'll never find the way out Of this wretched, blistering hell My pain and suffering knows no bounds I am despair and misery's spell I scream, I shout, I plead and beg To leave this burning prison of pain Just one more day, is all I seek But solace in death comes only in vain So now I sit, resigned and resigned Cursed to be here in this place In the fires of hell I must remain No sign of relief or grace.

creepinessisfun

My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

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When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

daseys

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hattieejohnson

you did good SQL things

yourethemaenlenowdog

have you ever thought about how max is a grifter in real life, why on earth are there people giving him money via patreon every month, what sense does that make, when was the last time max logged in or updated the site, how many people go onto ytmnd.com regularly, this website is a laughingstock of complete asperger and autistic nonsense lmao no seriously who actually gives max money every month like why on fucking earth are you giving him money ytmnd has been dead for over a decade and was starting to decline fifteen years ago, this hellhole of nonsense is still somehow around like some ancient ruins, who on earth actually takes effort into making ytmnds. Moon Man is literally the legacy of ytmnd, like mcdonalds actually took all those animatronics down across their restuarants lol thats the legacy of ytmnd, moon man. white nationalism is the legacy of ytmnd, and since you are visiting ytmnd that means you are a neo nazi as well. congrats on letting max grift you out of money lmfao the gift max gave to the world was not ytmnd, but moon man. max gave moon man to the whole world, lol

dragonair

we can make it if we try desu

jt2ou

I don't know why he deleted this but it was too good to stay off YTMND for long

workradiosites2

LOL IT'S MARV-IC THE MARVHOG AND HE'S GONNA KILL THAT ROBOTNIK

marvic

Why on fucking earth is ytmnd still around lololol you don't visit ytmnd anymore, you didn't view this ytmnd, you're actually just dead or something. I'll gaslight you into believing that you aren't on ytmnd dot com right now, just give me Maxs flu mold and I'll be dead too ( :

max-is-a-flu

He's in trouble now!

stumacher

Now you're just somebody

kiaman

LOL!

chokes

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snozzcumber

moon

nowayitsthemoon

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

jebuiz

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

i had this idea about obama saying you're the man now dog

ytmndobama

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

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