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See, this is why we can have nice things. I come back, nobody uses this site, so I have a place to tile images of Olivia Wilde bouncing her tits on my second screen. If you are an Android developer, and you make this a Live Wallpaper, you agree to give me all your assets right fucking now.

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would you still love me if i wore a bugs bunny suit and then rammed a steel dildo up your butt?

wouldyoustilllovemeifiworeabugsbunnysuitandthenrammedasteeldildo

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Chances are, there aren't that many YTMND users that have played Shrink High, but for those who have, they'll most likely understand the significance of this pic. I know this references a rather terrifying time for me in the game. It WAS optional to experience it though, but when I did, I was glad to finally be done with it (given about a dozen tries). What I found funny is that on my way back home, when this idea came in my head to do this, I saw some h.s. runners running down the street. Another coincidental, yet terrifying memory! You really got to get yourself a copy of the game, to get this reference. If you like GTS 'n' anime, I'll PM you how to get the game, if interested. There really wasn't much of a reward for doing said option, other than a fine [NSFW] shot, and living to tell about it. Believe it or not it took me about half a day's time to assemble this, not to whine, but I feel a bit rewarded for doing this, as I haven't made a YTMND site for a loooong time. The music on this site is a slight step up from the playback you hear in the actual game (thank you Direct MIDI to Mp3 for that), but when you do hear this in the game, you're about to experience the reference (if you can FIND it that is, heehee).

shrinkhighshoes

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

AnneAdabelleMabel

Erm, dont ask. Yes, I know. A ytmnd which isnt highly offensive or random. Posted for a friend, dont flame me.

xHarryx

IF YOU LIKE TO MASTURBATE TO HANSON OR NOT THAN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR ME TO MASTURBATE TO.

handson

This is for someone who has died.. It's a sad story.. But you'll need to contact me on AIM, YIM, or MSN. To explain how the backgrond is like. The Orb should've broke.. But someone keeps it from breaking, no matter how hard someone tried to break it, that

Imissyousomuch

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letmeinpeordew

This is a real word :O

frenchrofflecardgame

help me get an xbox 360 for christmas or new years. I'm poor and can't afford one.

helpmegetanxbox360forchristmas

This YTMND was created to remind people of the game. The rules are that if you remember you are playing the game, you lose. You must then exclaim to someone, "I lost the game" or something to that extent. If you hear about The Game, you are playing. You c

lostgame

This site is intended for those people who want to read up on some 360 games, or need help with a certain game beating. Also for people to deciede what games they may want or choose not to get

yama360

Have to redo all my ytmnd's. Please be genious enough to give me at least 3 stars or somethin..

eon8omfgerror

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jwizzag

Please tell me what the name of this song is, or the hot chick gets it!

wtfsong1

I found a picture of a kid who looked like he was in an opium den. So, I kidnapped him, and put him in one. (photoshop'd.)

akinisonopium

First Site, old song, but I heard it the other day after a buddy had to much to drink, and it got me thinking, here is the result... you feelin' allright? i'm not feelin too good myself... hate or enjoy not for me to decide couple ones with same

feelingallright

i made this gif, and im too lazy to upload it anywhere... this is for mathias, not ytmnd users. I dont care about your feedback on how gay this ytmnd is, or how my other ones suck. Its not new information to me, so dont waste your valuable ytmnd time on d

mathias1

The old Zelda NES commercial that made me cry laughing when I was little. I could never forget the ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA game for NES.

ZeldaZeldaZelda

This is Aliens: Unleashed, a game for mobiles. It sucks. Not the ytmnd, just the game. I beg you, please don't downvote because of inspiration lack, because you can, sh*tty game, or any of the above. If you gonna comment bad, don't comment at all.

uag

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thefabfourthefactsoflife

This is an actual site for amature voice actors, or AVA project producers. You will know me as 169-PD over there.

vaa

napoleon dynamite dancing to a small part of soulja boy - soulja girl.. or something

soulja-dynamite

Sexy single male seeks sexy single female. If you live in or around Jacksonville, FL, or would be willing to travel across multiple states to meet me, hit me up on MySpace at myspace.com/cyrakazero. Call me the Undertaker, because I'm gonna nail your coff

cyrakazero

Me vs. a friend in an MSN Game called "7 Hand Poker".

handpoker

Sean Spence will scare the sit out of you.

SeanSpence

Once upon a time there were three very different little boys who grew up to be three very different men with three things in common: they’re brilliant, they’re beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Monisha Kaltenborn.

monishas-angels

Yeah, John knows what's going on here. And yes, the lyric from the song literally is "She's ready to poop." As in "pooped," or tired. Look up the song. As for the individual ready to poop...I decline to say any more. Image: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sittin-on-tha-toilet Song: "Bad Boy" by The Beatles

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