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See, this is why we can have nice things. I come back, nobody uses this site, so I have a place to tile images of Olivia Wilde bouncing her tits on my second screen. If you are an Android developer, and you make this a Live Wallpaper, you agree to give me all your assets right fucking now.

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would you still love me if i wore a bugs bunny suit and then rammed a steel dildo up your butt?

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Girlyman

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warnerandsons

A) he's so two-face (and both faces will hurt your eyes) B)He walks around thinking hes all cool and suave but about 90% of people hate him and the other 10% deal with because hes crazy oh and C) He has man boobs like previously stated

FatBoySouSmA

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littledancerman

Spamford wins epicly at the American Court system against Myspace by not show up to any of the court dates. A $234 million mistake and five sleepless nights later at the gay club, DJ Masterweb aka Sanford Wallace loses his edge to reveal himself to the wo

spamfordnson

A delightful song written and performed by a man having anal intercourse.

nowiminyourassyeah

Meow...

pedowoods

father and son

fatherandsons

think-piece in defense of Mumford & Sons

coxontypewriters

and u r my man

imyrlady

Father and son time! =D

fathersontime1

After the 4th of July WARFA net, unlicensed operator and noted crazy old man Eldon Stewart, Senior shot his mouth off. 7-04-21 after 8:30pm (it was a pointlessly short WARFA net, and yes it was jammed.) warfa.org Western Amateur Radio Friendship Association.

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NAME: Karen King. AGE: 46. HEIGHT: 5'7". WEIGHT: 125lbs. Known to many as the Wicked Bitch of the East. Karen is the widow of Trent King. The founder and former owner of NeoTek Arms. When her husband, whom she cared little for, died of an overdose she took over the company as CEO. Having been the wife of a top tier firearms designer, she developed her signature self-entitled ego. She has two sons who serve in the US Army and Navy as officers. Leaving her to manage the NeoTek Empire and act as lead distributor of Arms to DIQ, Maxin Intl. and the US Government post Liberation Wars. Regardless of her superiority complex she is very fond of being dominated. Being brought down a peg or two by a strong man. Basically, the opposite of her deceased husband. Many of her deals in the industry are finalized in the bedroom. A woman of class and authority in public but a down bad submissive dog in private. A woman who seeks the strongest and will fight to get her way. While she believes whole heartedly a woman has her place, she doesn't tolerate a man weaker than her. She doesn't want to marry again but she does have an interest in financial gains. She does have a soft spot for hopeless romantics though. She will be nice if she finds you cute. She is a loving mother to her sons so there is a chance if you remind her of them, she may be the dommy mommy you need. In her down time, she does modelling and loves to cook for her one-night stands. She also likes to shoot guns and make threats to foreign nations when they don't take her offers to arm them. Karen Truly.

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Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

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littleman

The one and only man now dog

onlymannowdog

My friend, Brian, just thought of this while I was playing Mega Man Anniversary Collection. Kudos to him. And yes, I am aware that song is from Dr. Cossack's castle, not Ring Man's stage. YTMND doesn't accept MIDI's, so I used what I could find.

ringuman

rubber duckie dead duck arnold

rubberduckiee

Eli Manning solidfies his place in crappy football history with another "game-breaking" performance, comparable to that of such greats as Charlie Batch, Tony Banks, and David Carr.

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littleratman

Levar Burton.... One man who can play any role. An hommage to the great man whose love of books and powerful acting gave us wings!

butterfliesinspace

this is matt halfcock of LITTLE PONY PRODUCTIONS!!! he rocks ass! and does bunny

wtfrabbit

agess gets owend by frito in guildwars, she gets ranked and roughed up. gg little pink girl.. gg

FritoOwnsAgess

30 Year-old man threatens to stalk me and fight me over the internet.

stone-old

Ithaca College inside joke. This man used to be a model, and now he's a media professor. roflcopter.

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