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Bush needs to go to the bathroom on UN convention on sept.14th, 2005.

BushPiss

Bush and his bathroom break

peebreak

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deadredneck

tagged up bathroom

taggedupbathroom

So it's a baby and it's a dracula

babydracula

dexter does his thing during daddy's special bathroom privacy time

dexterprivacy

bitchesss

bathroomfandom

The scariest creature of all assists in the bathroom

skelingtonpaper

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

I'm lame at photoshop, but posing for these took alot of work and craftmanship. So suck it.

etownbrothel

no description given.

richardisdracula

boyscouts of america, count dracula, little boys, pinball, boobs, balto, n*gg* stole my bike, you're the man now dog, funny, starwars, porn, george bush hates black people, you lose, lol internet

helikestotouchboys

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emojoey

George Bush needs a bathroom break!

bushpoop

keanu dracula, gatekeeper, keymaster

keanudracula

Byron, Rasputin, Sir Richard Burton, Hollywood, Dracula

ington

It's the Emo's House! You can almost see the bathroom where he did it!

EmoHouse

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draculaoneweakness

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fugginvampires

This site is so stupid and obvious that I am ashamed.

wcmnd

RIP Dracula :'(

ripdracula

Adult Aeroplane Air Aircraft Carrier Airforce Airport Album Alphabet Apple Arm Army Baby Baby Backpack Balloon Banana Bank Barbecue Bathroom Bathtub Bed Bed Bee Bible Bible Bird

ggebaum

no description given.

emohorsebathmat

I saw something in the bathroom!

IsawMJ

After the Guild's initial introduction to the World of Warcraft with their first attempt at a raid, which they never went through with because Stephen had to go to the bathroom, they've decided to go on their first official raid.

epicguildraid

LLLLLLLLLL

bathroomnoisesbymelol

*Bad *ss alert*

nick-crosby-is-a-douche

Yea!:D This is a picture of the kid that annoys me in the bathtub with his parents:p:D! He is a only child... And he is a spoiled prick!:D He has a picture just like this 1 in his bathroom... So I decided to have fun and make a perverted copy of that pic!

Baths

Potatoes in the bathroom.. Transvestites doing the penisdance.. What more could a man possibly ask for?

Penisdance2k

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bathroomnotnowdammit