YTMND Search

See, this is why we can have nice things. I come back, nobody uses this site, so I have a place to tile images of Olivia Wilde bouncing her tits on my second screen. If you are an Android developer, and you make this a Live Wallpaper, you agree to give me all your assets right fucking now.

itotallyforgothowthisdomainsystemworksonthissiteoliviawildestits

I wonder what fluffernutters look, and taste like?

abunchoffluffernutters

no description given.

etidparty

See, what we're gonna do is...

bigasschain

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

iknowhippies

YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!

combdieclown

no description given.

bobhead

Yeah. That bit from the beginning of the Nero track Me and You. You think the song's gonna start, but it never does.

neroloops

Remix of you're gonna go far kid

eargasm

All the birds are singin' that you're gonna die.

horribleee

play ball, baseball, young girls, rodney, danger, poop, pee, crap, urine,

hothoez

no description given.

getlaejd

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

Founded in 2019 by a group of long – time cannabis flower enthusiasts and connoisseurs, Kushy Dreams provides extraordinary, hand – selected cannabis and aims to share the great power of hemp and CBD with the people. Even with the explosion of smokable hemp and CBD products, we still couldn’t find anything that was up to our standards. Instead we decided to set the standard ourselves by adding some of our New York hustle to this industry that started out West. We bring our experience in the music industry, global hospitality, and show business to Kushy Dreams. Our mission is to approach the CBD industry with the same passion and precision we brought to our previous endeavors. That’s reflected in the quality of our products, our obsession with customer satisfaction, and our desire to make it all visually appealing. Our goal is excellence and that’s why we’ve teamed up with growers with years of experience in the legal cannabis market. Our flowers are 100% organic, small batch, hand selected, hand trimmed, and third – party lab tested. We’re meticulous about delivering products directly to your door that are harvest fresh and cured to perfection. We also got tired of the silly names (who can forget O.G. ISIS Trainwreck 2.0?) so we upgraded the process and curated our strain genetics then named them after their effects: Create, Dream, Energy, Hustle, Peace, and Relax.

KushyDreams

no description given.

omgweremonkeys

A tribute to the fractured but brilliant mind of William Burroughs.

earthisaspacestation

Dude, we are SOOO gonna party!

soparty

fat tony

jailbreak

Why? I mean your blocking the webcam whores that we all love to see. I... I... am gonna cry

cantevenseenekedgirls

Us at grad party in heidelberg. Yeah, we're all nazis.....

heilmeinfuehrer

Me and my friends had a plan....

TalkingDirty

If you we're to select for $600.00 between a PS3 and a philips 30" Widescreen HDTV, the choice is clear.

consumerchoice

no description given.

ibizabaileys

chesapussies

chesapussies

I started making fat pikachu drawingss in class because we also started to do impressions of pokemon... yeah it was weird like that.

fatpikachu

Something that the People might not see that maybe should be seen. Just to let them know what's coming. But they should also read the whole post as to why this decision is being made.

TNGLT

no description given.

bassoprofundo

Help YTMND get a new piece of music out there for fads. We're all sick of hearing the same thing over and over again. Vote and comment which ones you like best! More coming soon.

newemosong2

We're going to raid you LAWL YTMND sucks Thatvideosite.com and thatmessageboardsite.com own all!! LAWL!!! Vomit owns MAx LAWL!!!

YTMNDNSFWCOCK