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a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1 he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum, wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3 a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4 he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all

WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti

Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer, I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.

andrewerickson

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

Rudyard Lynch, better known as Whatifalthist, is an American political YouTuber. His channel was created on September 16, 2013, but did not begin posting videos until 2014. His channel started as an Alternate History channel, but his content has since moved to esoteric political and ethnography videos. His YouTube Bio states that his channel, "looks to try to find the patterns in history and anthropology so as to predict the future and understand the dynamics that result in civilizations rising and falling." He has recently revelled to world that he is a God and wants you to join his cult.

WhatIfAltHist

At CES 2025 in Las Vegas, the spotlight was on an unexpected yet fascinating innovation—Aria, a $175K Almost-Human AI Robot designed to be a companion. Developed by the American tech company Realbotix, Aria left visitors and online viewers intrigued by its humanlike qualities and advanced features. With its realistic facial expressions, customizable personality, and futuristic design, Aria is leading the conversation around the future of robotics. Aria’s lifelike movements are powered by 17 motors located from the neck up. These motors help the robot mimic mouth and eye movements, making her appear more humanlike. Realbotix CEO Andrew Kiguel envisions robots like Aria as romantic partners capable of addressing the male loneliness epidemic and adapting to users’ needs.

AriaBot

Welcome to the world of Doja Cat. Born and raised in L.A., the 24-year-old self-taught singer-rapper is a vet of sorts. The arts were central to her upbringing, and she started sharing her music on Soundcloud back in 2013. A year later she dropped her much-buzzed-about ‘Purrr!’ EP. Ever since, she’s nurtured an ever-growing array of feverish fans who revere her for combining a radiant charisma with unique flow and tongue-in-cheek lyrics (see: the irresistible“MOOO!”). Seems like Doja has designed her version of alt-R&B to take off in any direction she chooses. Tours with Lizzo and Theophilius London led right into 2018’s impressive ‘Amala,’ her debut proper, followed by last year’s ‘Hot Pink.’ That album’s “Say So” is currently clocking big numbers. Arresting visuals help. Her videos for both her radio juggernaut and "Rules" are wildly fun. When the Vevo production team united with the feline phenom to figure out performance ideas, the creative juices were flowing. The goal? Put the “cat” in Doja Cat - a decision that resulted in what’s probably our most ambitious studio build to date for a LIFT performance. For her “Streets” performance, we built Doja a massive bowl of 2%, where she was clearly in her element. And if that isn’t peak, then the human-sized scratching house is. Dressed in full cat-ear regalia, she pawed her way through the two-story structure, purring the lyrics to her R&B throwback jam “Say So.” Director: Priya Minhas, Producer: Sacha Noelle, Producer: Maddy Schmidt, Producer: Ben Fuqua, Production Company: Contrast Films, Director of Photography: David Okolo, Editor: Austin Prahl, Design & VFX: Sydney Emery, Music & Talent: Annie Shapiro & Jordan Ferree, Executive Producer: Micah Bickham. #DojaCat #Streets #VevoLIFT #HotPink http://vevo.ly/83XvDH

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Having survived the injuries he sustained in the Chicago war and avoided being hunted down by the humans in the years since, Barricade had been rebuilt into a sleeker new form. In the seven years since the Chicago conflict, he had acted as Megatron's spy and scout in his search for the Guardian Knights' talisman. Perhaps unknown to Barricade, he had long been under surveillance by the U.S. government. In the ruins of Chicago, he witnessed the talisman being bestowed to Cade Yeager by one of the Knights. He was however unable to claim it due to arrival of the heavily armed TRF, and he watched from a distance as they entered a stand off with Yeager and the Autobots. Barricade reported back to Megatron, accidentally angering his leader by flashing his light in his face. He reported the events of his mission, and Megatron was further angered by his failure to retrieve the Talisman, which was needed to find the Staff they required. Barricade managed to salvage the situation, indicating he knew who could lead them to the Staff: the TRF themselves. Unknown to either Decepticon, their conversation was being monitored by William Lennox and General Morshower. Based on Barricade's plan, Megatron used human hostages as leverage to broker a deal with TRF and secured the release of fellow Decepticons Mohawk, Dreadbot, Nitro Zeus, and Onslaught. Barricade later joined his leader and cohorts in their hunt for Yeager. They arrived at Yeager's scrap yard but Yeager had already fled to a nearby town and they followed. They were met with some not-quite-unexpected resistance in the form of the Autobots Bumblebee, Drift, and Crosshairs and blasted by a trap set by Yeager. Barricade took point in pursuing Yeager through the town. Barricade ordered Yeager and Izabella to freeze, but was surprised and swiped through a wall by the newly arrived Grimlock's tail. Luckily for Barricade, Grimlock was then focused on attacking Megatron and crunching on Dreadbot. After Dreadbot and Onslaught perished in battle, Barricade fled when Megatron gave the order to retreat. He and his comrades then followed Yeager to England, knowing he was the key to finding the Staff. In London, he chased down the fleeing Bumblebee, who had Yeager and Viviane Wembly with him. He attempted to ram them but was blasted away by his Autobot nemesis. He transformed to catch himself but fell into oncoming traffic and was rammed by a large truck. Commenting on how much it hurt, he had been hit hard enough that he was too weak to continue the pursuit. He later rendezvoused with Megatron and Nitro at Stonehenge, the site which would drain Unicron, who lay deep within the Earth, of his energy and revive the recently arrived Cybertron. He happily gloated that he had lived to kill a planet and commented on the ease with which they could kill Unicron. They soon came under attack from the British Armed Forces and Barricade returned fire.

Barricade

The 8th World Robot Conference 2024 opens in Beijing China to promote scientific and technological progress under the new industrial development trends in the world. The International event was jointly organised by the People’s Government of Beijing Municipality, the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology of the People’s Republic of China (MIIT), and China Association for Science and Technology (CAST) for eight consecutive years, with the permission of the State Council of the People’s Republic of China. It was a prestigious international conference in global robotic industry with the largest scale, the highest standards, and the most intensified resources. The conference pooled the wisdom of experts around the world, attracted to enterprises in the world and displayed the latest scientific and technological achievements, which had guiding significance for innovation and entrepreneurship. The conference had received care and guidance from leaders of the Communist Party of China Central Committee and the State Council. President Xi Jinping sent a letter of greetings, Premier Li Keqiang made a written reply, and Vice Premier Liu Yandong and Liu He attended the opening ceremony and relevant activities. The WRC 2024 aims at promoting scientific and technological progress under the new industrial development trends in the world. It will be a good opportunity for participants to network with the international robotic community, to take advantage of international resources, to attract innovation resources, to use the platform for further international cooperation in the field of robotics and constructing long-term cooperation mechanism. WFEO President-Elect Seng Chuan Tan will deliver a keynote speech on global cooperation and sustainable development of robotics in the future, during the 2nd International Forum on Sustainable Development and Cooperation of Robotics on August 22, in the Conference Room AB located on the 2nd floor of Hall C, Beiren Yichuang International Convention and Exhibition Center, Beijing, during WRC 2024.

ChinaBotS

Shoutout to Yahya Sinwar for starting a war which will now end with Gaza becoming American land... I am starting to understand why Bibi accepted the ceasefire in January 2025... Can't wait for the Trump Hotel in Gaza AND THE JEWS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT!!!! (LOL) Note- When Nazi Germany started a war and lost, all the Germans in Eastern Europe were moved back to Germany where they originate.... Soooo... I do think that the Arabs are getting deported.....

MAGAStrip

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doghat

well i had that mp3 for a while and i thought why not to YTMND it...notice the crappy ms paint....try to listen to the entire song because i think ppl just watch for 2 seconds then vote 1...

blaironcrack

Val came to the party. She drank a lot of beer. Val ruined it.

valruinedit

Time Traveler in Local newspaper classified ad. Safety not guaranteed. Push it to the limit!

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wowpushesit

A picture of the Time Travelers Sucess story, with a real one for comparison.

pittlsucess

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pilottothelimt

Furby

furbyishigh

Chefs song to the boys about what some dude did to cartmans mom at the drunken barn dance

Chefsapimp

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jarredtimetraveler

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howdidheknow

Ryouge is taking it to the limit

ryougetakeslimits

vr warehouses on fire push it to the limit

warehousespush

ive used the image before but it makes sense to use it again

mariohl2

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afrolady

It's Ray Charles the Pimp, but he just can't find his bitches! To the tune of Too Short's 'Where They At?'. Brought to you by Paco Party Productionns 2006!

RayThePimp

What happened to the poor orly owl. Not that he didn't deserve it. Karma, I say.

orlypwn

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darthollie

And we make this new religion To escape what we've become (Your signal's fading so let go) And we make this new religion (As the program showed us) To escape what we've become

recreation

Al Parker, played by George Rennie, Is on the a family vacation to the Caribbean when his family is unexpectedly kidnapped by Japanese Terrorists. Now Al must uncover the evil terrorist plot, and Party it up with the Rastafarians.

CaribbeanCop

Bruce Lee comes back from the dead to fight NEDM

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