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i made this for my friend now he wants to kill himself

killmyself

partyy mosue throws rocks in your face

partyyrock

Hang on to your butts.

clawx

IT'S THE YEAR 1996 YOU HAVE JUST ACCESSED THE INTERNET IN YOUR CLOSETED TEEN YEARS AS A TEEN BOY. FF7 AND MAJORA'S MASK ARE SOOO COOL. YOUR DAD IS VOTING FOR AL GORE IN THE 1996 ELECTION. NOW IT IS SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001 AND THE TV IS ON LOOKING AWAY FROM YOUR LINK X CLOUD FANFICTION ON YOUR FAMILY COMPUTER, YOU HAVE A TRANSGRESSIVE VISION. SURELY, THIS IS WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE FOR A TRAPPED SOUL LIKE YOU. IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS. YOU THINK "I LIKE TO WATCH LINK AND CLOUD. I HOPE THEY PUT CLOUD IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ONE DAY." GEORGE BATAILLE WOULD HAVE SHIPPED IT!!!! Disclaimer: Think of this as an "art piece" about misplaced sexual projection. I'm going to hell.

liketowatchyaoi

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RWJDoesYourMom

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yourintroublemr

trashy-toy

God bless you ben Sopczyk in all your wrist cutting emoness :'(

AngstySopczyk

Milton stalking some kids in there backyard. brain peppers eat your heart out.

miltonlikeskids

Grunge-Slob Sag Pants, that hobo behind Burger King that you always deny your extra change. Grunge-slob: Oh! Who lives in a dumpster behind burger king? Kids: Grunge-slob sag pants! Grunge-slob: I reek of dung and cat pee! Kids: Grunge-slob

gssp

Brian Peppers is going in to your home

brianhome

thought of calling it "where is your Irwin now!" but i thought it was in bad taste

stingrayinvasion

Kill your friends for fun in deathmatch sudoku. www.emptychambers.com

emptychambers

If you want to make a pokemon site, make it under the username pikapal. password: pikachu Your site must put pokemon in a favorable light, or I will delete it. Make it now!!!

makepokenmonpages

Have you heard about the Septar? He's the coolest bug in town. He's got a body made of metal and sticks his mouth parts on your plants

septar

Optical Illusions go Sexy. Trick your eyes into seeing a black and white photo of Lindsay Lohan in color.

hiddencolorscom

In the Navy, you can pierce your nipples!

inthenavynipples

Cats lying in bushes killing your childrens

babyhasnohope

dewey from malcom in the middle can kick youre *ss anytime he could be a cool fad someday

deweyiscooltotaly

Put your *ss in the air :)

assintheair

Sexy single male seeks sexy single female. If you live in or around Jacksonville, FL, or would be willing to travel across multiple states to meet me, hit me up on MySpace at myspace.com/cyrakazero. Call me the Undertaker, because I'm gonna nail your coff

cyrakazero

When i first heard this song i could have sworn it said "JUSTINNNN TIMBERLAAAAKE" in the chorus, but now i know it says "Your sins into mehhh" but damn it i couldn't understand a word that mother f*cker said the first time i h

justiintimberlake

Thanks for welcoming me to your community! A lot of this stuff is off the chain! If you live in the Hollywood Hills, lets hang out!

JohnnyDramaPlayaBalla

The thing is you don't want to die...but this man will sacrifice countless numbers of children like you and yours for what him and his constitutes want. Don't stand by and let the world suffer in his wake any longer or you may be a victim of what as of y

bushchildren

Santa Drops the Awkward with the following lines- You: ... Santa: Whats your favorite TV show? You: Sex in the city. Santa: Sex is more fun alone. You:.................

SantabotAwkward

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Heraldryurmum

Tribute to the greatest QB in college football history. Your the best.

philiprivers

Didn't wake up for your final exam? Couldn't get up in time? Alarm clock didn't work? Looks like you got owned and failed your final exam.

wokeuptoolate

Wanted Somebody to go back in time with me. P.O Box 4433 Port Huron, Michigan. Must bring your own weapons. I have Only done this once before. Safety Not guaranteed.

Safetynotguarant

dont waste your money on insidious. this is pretty much what happens in the movie.

insidiousmenace