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I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments. I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean) Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end. - LaserMcCloud

thanksforthesupport

Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

touchmewhereitfeelsgood

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO GET EQUIPPED WITH MAGMA BLADE

heatnix

He cheated in the contest!

handslikethese

i havent made a site in like forever lol

akihito

I can't do this anymore, I'm not ok, this is a confession on how's my life doing for the past years, I need help, I don't see a bright future, every day is the same thing, life's in black and white.

thisisme

See title

deadlygentlemen

Boris Vasilievich Spassky (Russian: Бори́с Васи́льевич Спа́сский; January 30, 1937 – February 27, 2025) was a Russian chess grandmaster who was the tenth World Chess Champion, holding the title from 1969 to 1972. Spassky played three world championship matches: he lost to Tigran Petrosian in 1966; defeated Petrosian in 1969 to become world champion; then lost to Bobby Fischer in a famous match in 1972. Spassky died in Moscow on February 27, 2025, at the age of 88.

borisspassky

Weirdly sounds like a voice talking with klaxon horns in background. The voice is just reading off NATO phonetics. Wonderfully creepy. Most of this stuff is data on side frequencies and probably encoded. 4724 kHz Audio: NA5B WebSDR, somewhere in Washington, D.C. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Global_Communications_System

USAFHFGCS2024

WILL SMITH IS IN MEDIEVAL TIMES BUT THERE ARE STILL ROBOTS AFTER HIM

clockwork

Max and Moot discuss their battle plans before raiding Ebaums in the great war of 2006

armies

This is how Chad Warden was involved in the 2007 Console Wars

chadwing

Lloyd busts a cap in yo ass

lloydlloyders

Max has been in an ACCIDENT! Help him avoid the expensive cost of facial reconstruction surgery by RESIZING YOUR BROWSER WINDOW until he is fixed.

HEALTHINSURANCE

Hermit In Heaven™

HermitInHeaven

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reptilepenis

See, he's sitting in the place where he lives, it also happens to be the place where he works in this case. The song is telling him to get off his ass and get to work. Plus his feet are [i]not[/i] on the ground. (that's part of the song too)

saucebitch

In the year 4545, AI will have taken over the world.

fortyfivefortyfive

A0. A0 A 0 a I be to of in it on he as do at by we or my so up if go me no us. marvel vs. capcom clash of super heroes megaman rockman mega man rock man.

A0

I love finding quotable gems like these.

helicoptersinspace

I am incapable of referencing anything that wasn't released in the past 15 years. I need to go to Newgrounds.

saxomophone

Hard Safety is one of my favorite YTMNDs of all time, and I thought the LaFontaine voiceover would be a nice addition as a tribute to his generosity. Please vote 5 on fearcondom's original Hard Safety site shown in the image origin. RIP Don LaFontaine

hardsafety

The YTMND restaurant only has one item in stock...

restaurants

Sent max a pm on Discord and jimmm's back, baby!

hashtagblessed

In Our Bowls™

InOurBowls

That genetically superior tyrant ain't right...

gotdangit

THIS NEXT BOSS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY ATTEMPT AT A STORYLINE JUSTIFICATION, IT'S JUST THERE BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT TURTLES ARE INVOLVED IN THE FAD

turtloid

Lost in the abyss of a spreadsheet, the soul becomes a prisoner of flickering monitors and relentless data. Each keystroke reverberates like a dissonant chord, weaving a haunting symphony of monotony. The cold, fluorescent lights above cast long shadows on a face drained of vitality.

tables

i'll be in my office

backinthegamenow2

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Water dissolving and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean Under the water, carry the water Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean Water dissolving and water removing Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Leting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, look where my hand was Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (I couldn't get no rest) Same as it ever was, hey let's all twist our thumbs Here comes the twister Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was) Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was) Once in a lifetime, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground

thisisnotmybeautifulwife