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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

Kyle is the man now.

kyleisthemannow

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NEDM makes asian man choke on his rice. Clip is from the movie "Sex is Zero"

NEDMsurprise

Artie: The strongest man... in the world.

TheStrongestManInTheWorld

2074: In a future controlled by fascist cops, one man stands *tall* and dares defy the oppressive regulations imposed by the Thin Crust Act of 2063.

crustmnd

I had a lot of fun making this, so I hope you all enjoy it. And it is Mega Man, not Megaman (I double checked.

megamanvsdownvoting

Mega Man Villian #35363244: Corey Field-Man

suapygdh

don't finger my bologna

fingeredbologna

SG-1 learns that many of the nuances of the Jaffa language do not translate into English. Starring Richard Dean Anderson and some other guys. Also, sndclip credit for Trouble Man (1972)

tealcgetsraw

Star Wars. Let me see your identification.

OldBenKenobi

He was super cool, and he had all the best games, he got laid before me, got drunk before me, smoked pot before me, and got a girl pregnant before me...but...he was just a copycat. Before the Coolest Kid in 1991 was the coolest kid in 1991, our friend Christian Bale has already done all of that...and more, in 1987....the other dude couldn't even find a different pair of jeans, man! -- Shout out to the OP swamphox. I used the same artist for the music, and thought the song title was fitting.

actualcoolestkidin1991

Mullet man changes internet history!

ptkfgstothelimit

Jay Leno's safety is not guaranteed -- the first of many brainwashings (and the start of this fad) by the mullet man!

jaylenosafetynotguaranteed

Introducing Moonhammed, the radical Islamic terrorist version of Moon Man

moonhammed

Yeah I know it's the wrong order but I wanted to do this one next so I guess Koen used Matlab to hack the game so you can play the stages out of order lol

engineering

Man.. man.. MAN!

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Botticelli's "Young Man" reps the west side and shows off some impressive bling.

oldschoolrenisanceG

You got Atomic Blast.

ultimatereject

Old Spice Guy says "You're the man now, dog!"

OldSpiceGuy

Spear Man just can't shake n64 kid

spearman64

http://www.desireepalmen.nl/images.php

camodude

From the http://hemanteela.ytmnd.com/ challenge.

tripballs

Pac-Man looks somewhere else to gobble up ghosts. ...and I know it's Afghanistan, but Pac Iraq rhymes.

paciraq

Gondry: Be a man and start using this instead... http://i.imgur.com/8CA0C.gif

Nabooian

oh shit, it's never gonna stop man!

lionstatue

Moon Man is awesome

moonmanisawesome

Watch this white man ruin watermelons, it makes black men cry

blackstereotype

Donald Trump will be president

moontrump