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Is this symbolism or a metaphor?

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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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January 1, 1900 my ass

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Evo ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">parks and avoids teh cops!

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I've never thought about tossing myself off a ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">parking garage, that pic was just for dramatics. Dr-louie is just fine.

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Smith likes the categories.

kickingass

I thought it would be amusing to mix the SP R Kelly with the music they're making fun of. Pitch shift and timed to fit with the real song. Looking for instrumental of real song w/ climactic ending. Lemme know if ya got it. My 1st YTMND. Updates later.

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Everything he touches he turns to dumb-ass sites. Image Origin: picardboobs.ytmnd.com/Google Sound Origin: Goldfinger Theme/Patrik Pacard Theme/Nightwish/Bobsled Team

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HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS!

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Madonna's big ass

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Wrestle Gymz™ XIV: Oh No!™ My Ass!™ shows an amazing submission escape!

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Homeless guy in Detroit

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AVGN®'s ChopperYeahz™ takes Shitty Games That Suck Ass™ to a place they have never been before.

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Chad Warden is a gay cop who shoves random things up his ass

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Cameron also lost her feet in a tragic head banging accident in Algonquin ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">park. True story

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UPDATE! See the full commercial @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2wRvJ04ss (Cadbury can still bite my hairy white chocolate ass)

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Okay, I didn't steal this loop like some think I have. I painstakingly created this loop myself using SOUND RECORDER about 5 years ago. I've been viewing YTMND for a long-ass time, and I never knew I could create pages just by registering. Also, the loop

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Prince of Darkness, South ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">Park, and can you guess the other?

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Trailer ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">park boys bubbles sings a song called liquor and whores fixed sync

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I'm gonna kick your ass

plasticgrocerybags

Karl Rove did a retarded-ass rap the other night, and now he's on ytmnd. The rapping was so bad that it was impossible to beatmatch in some places, sorry :/ The saddest part, though, is that the rap is almost completely unaltered.

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