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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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parmesanstaredown

Drummer guy going through the men bathroom

Drummerguyinbathroom

The scariest creature of all assists in the bathroom

skelingtonpaper

The perfect bathroom

perectbathroom

tagged up bathroom

taggedupbathroom

Where the hell is this bathroom

ITSFRIDAYANDIAMBOREDTODEATH

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mariobathroom

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fugginvampires

bitchesss

bathroomfandom

I SAID GET OUT!

gottapoop

Happy Halloween to those who saw this site.

bmovie

My first ytmnd...be gentle

bathroomcatisalwayswatchingyou

will raab himself ever make it to the bathroom?

runraabrun

I hear this every time I use the bathroom at work.

toto-toilet

NERDS---BE PREPARED TO BE "PHASED"! Looking for love, but haven't found it yet? Well, we can't help. We're just hoping you stay in the bathroom all day on your laptop, you pervert. Here's an arousing pic from COMP

nerdsgonewild

Agent 47 Needs to Use the Bathroom

codename47

I saw something in the bathroom!

IsawMJ

Bathroom Bubbles

Waterbubbles

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richardisdracula

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deadredneck

Bathroom Humor

moonfish

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bathroomnotnowdammit

Now you never have to get up to use the bathroom

bathroombreaks

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rightintheface

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bdright

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emohorsebathmat

Bathroom... its on the right.

BotR

This site is so stupid and obvious that I am ashamed.

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