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Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a vacuum cleaner.

Kurban

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darntheluck

Brian Peppers torado siren, what it sounds like.

briansiren

ewj rox0rz!!!111one

ewjlolpwnd

Jim Cornette is watching you... and let it be known that he's a dirty boy

dirtycornette

Scene from The Frighteners. Looks like Jim Carey, doesn't it...

leadbreastplate

Fifth site in the series. Again, credit to Jim Ether for the sound. These are kinda fun when you're high.

trippy5

Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough". A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant. Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy. Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch. Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along. Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy. Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.

thelastfaggot

Chris Kattan, Jim Carey, Will Ferrell I didn't steal this from crucinator, a friend found the clip for me online, and I clipped the sound myself.

ckjcwff

Kelly taunts Pam about how badly Jim plays ping-pong

kellypingpong

Jim Norton promo from the O&A show.

liljimmynorton

Jim Lehrer, Jim F. Lehrer, and Jim Lehrthur Lehrer Jr. are dead. We landed on the "30" zone. First "30" Transplant. The Red Hot "30" Peppers are top in the states. Lehrerstock! And the "30" zone war.

lehrer

What happens when you combine dance with sirens?

copstep

Jim couldn't handle the end of Hurricane season.

jimcantoremyspace

Vince Russo sucks, and Jim Cornette agrees!

vincerusso

HD TV = HORSE DICK TV

jimmoraplayoffsrantlolfunny

Jim Carrey does the Roboto dance!

robotojimcarrey

Good idea, extremely poorly done

ididntknowhewasgoingtobesopale

He MELTS IT, HE MELTS IT!!!

yummybrainpudding

Spiderman 4 stars jim carrey as carnage

sp4wjc

Kotla, the time bandit and his grandmother are having fun :P

sirengrannie

no description given.

mccoy

Jim Gaffigan tells it like it is

jesusandbaseball

Jim Norton ringtone with a lovely image to go with it

pickupthephone

Chris Kattan, Jim Carey, Will Ferrell, what is love, violin, SNL

ckjviolincwf

kim lehrer

vote5kerryatdmv

Psycrow from Earthworm jim

PsycrowEarthwormJim

I thought he looked like Jim from The Office.

jimreds

no description given.

carreyskeet

The time has arrived. We are broadcasting RAW live, from my ass. Boom! Boom! I'd rather watch two old women slap my ass. Haha! Wooo!

JRMyAss