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Among the ranks of shock-jock evangelists perhaps none have aspired to the verbal exploits of “Dr.” Phil Kidd. Popular with many fundamentalist churches of more militant type, Phil is the master of Hair-Raising Sermon Illustration. It’s a rare event when he manages to make it through a sermon without some apocryphal tale of tragedy and gore. And then there are his screaming rants against all manner of other ungodly things like Nintendo video games and interracial marriage… -- clip taken from the "Stuff Fundies Like" blog

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And if you're a bad guy, she's gonna give you a hiney whoopin'!

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Ruby Doll Sunset (born 1995 in Las Vegas, Nevada) is an American adult model, a fetish content creator and body modification artist. She loved the idea of "gravity-defying" breasts, and in past years has undergone one breast augmentation each year, bringing her from a starting point of a set of 550cc implants all the way to 3600cc implants. When she decided to arrive to 5000cc implants, she had a lot of problems and she is still in therapy, even if she is still continuing to pump regularly her lips. As well as having breast augmentations, Ruby has undergone an upper and lower eyelid blepharoplasty to "give [her] sultry eyes even more depth," and has lip fillers injected twice a month to gradually increase the size of her lips. She is in fact especially known for her enormous lips, which she still keeps pumping and filling. She has no plans to stop with her lips.

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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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Elinore is one of the main protagonists of Ralph Bakshi's Wizards. She was voiced by Jesse Welles, who also voiced Eva in Hey Good Lookin'. She is seen in the beginning of the movie when Avatar becomes a tutor tasked to trained her to become a full-fledged fairy. Suddenly, her father, the president, is assassinated by Necron 99, a robot sent by Blackwolf to kill believers in magic. Elinore flies into a rage at the death of her father, and Avatar confronts the robot and battles it using telepathy. Necron 99 loses the desire for war and Avatar changes the robot's name to Peace. Avatar learns from the robot that the "dream machine" – the projector – is Blackwolf's secret weapon, inspiring his armies with images of ancient warfare. Avatar, Elinore, Peace, and the elf spy Weehawk set out to destroy the projector and save the world from another Holocaust. In a forest inhabited by fairies, Peace has an intuition that something is amiss shortly before the group is accosted by the leader of the fairies, Sean. Weehawk realizes that Peace is missing, when an unseen assassin kills Sean and kidnaps Elinore. Avatar and Weehawk begin to search for Elinore in the forbidden Fairy Sanctuary, but Weehawk falls into a chasm and insists that Avatar leaves him and finds the girl. Weehawk is rescued from a giant poison gas-breathing mutant insect by Peace, who shoots it dead after dealing with his assassin comrades. As Weehawk rests, exhausted from the battle, Avatar locates Elinore, who has been captured by fairies and small human-like creatures, and is about to be killed. Avatar attempts to explain that they did not kill Sean, but the fairies don't believe him, and shoot him with an arrow. Wounded in the shoulder, Avatar refuses to fight back, which impresses the fairy king. Instead of executing them, he merely teleports Avatar and Elinore to a snowy mountaintop. Avatar and Elinore resume their journey despite the poor conditions, but they soon realize they are wandering in circles. Weehawk and Peace finally find them and together they find their way out of the mountains. Soon Avatar and the others encounter the encamped army of an elf General who is preparing to attack Scortch the following day, but Blackwolf launches a sneak attack that night. Elinore is outside with Peace when one of Blackwolf's mutants sneaks into camp and attacks her, but Avatar is able to stop it before it hurts her. Things turn for the worse, though, as a battle tank arrives to destroy the camp. Peace manages to disable the crew, but as he inspects the vehicle, Elinore kills him with a sword and climbs into the tank. It drives away as Avatar and Weehawk watch in confusion. The next day, Avatar and Weehawk enter Scortch by ship and make for Blackwolf's castle while the General leads his elf warriors in a bloody battle to distract Blackwolf's forces. The pair splits up, Weehawk tracking Elinore while Avatar goes after his brother Blackwolf. Weehawk nearly kills Elinore, but she explains that Blackwolf has been controlling her mind ever since she first touched Peace. Blackwolf declares his magic superior to Avatar's and demands his surrender. Avatar admits that he hasn't practiced magic in some time, and offers to show Blackwolf one last trick that their mother showed him when Blackwolf wasn't around; he then pulls a gun and fatally shoots Blackwolf. With the loss of their leader, the mutants give up fighting. With Montagar's safety secured, Weehawk returns home, but Avatar and Elinore decide to go start their own kingdom instead.

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I stole this from youtube but I'm not giving you the link lmao

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This image gives me an odd feeling, the red and yellowish landscape reminds me of some sort of hell

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if you are a little mouse don't dance with an elephant

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give this ytmnd 5 stars or star girl will fuck your dad

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Website for anyone thinking about putting on or removing a cast from any limb. Daily discussions and weekly mailouts for all body cast enthusiasts

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Heleena Häyhä was born July 8th, 2015 making her 27yrs old as od 2042. She was born in Finland. Her father remarried to her mother who immigrated from Turkey. She had four half brothers from her fathers first marriage. Her father was a harshly abusive alcoholic and her brothers regularly harassed her over being from a different mother. Her mother ran off when she was 14 not being able to handle the abuse any longer. Heleena developed a very strong constitution due to fighting her father and brothers all the time. When she was 17 she too had enough and ran off. Wandering the streets without any idea what to do. Until a Gypsy ran circus that toured Europe came around. She joined them taking any odd job she could get. Cleaning up mostly. One day a very large Russian man, Ivan Svorsky approached her and offered to train her noticing her reslove and stone attitude. First training to be the Strong Woman of the show since he began to be a bear wrestler. When Ivan was brutally injured by a bear during a show she took the beast on herself and accidentally killed it. Rather than being angry Ivan was proud and made her the new bear wrestling attraction while he recovered. When she was 24 she began finding new paths into professional fighting and wrestling to make more money. When Ivan passed away from cancer when she was 25, she left the circus and moved to the US to pursue her new fighting career. Now she hops promotion to promotion for MMA and Professional Wrestling. Wanting to be an example to all that no matter the struggle you experience, so long as you keep fighting, you never truly lose. You never lose until you quit and give up. Height : 5.8 ft , Bust Around : 3.5 ft (38DD) , Underbust Around : 2.8 ft , Crotch-Hip Around : 3.4 ft , Shoulder to Crotch : 2.0 ft , Knee - Crotch to Knee : 1.3 ft .

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Grubhub Perks Give You Deals On The Food You Love The Kind of Deals That Make You Boogie

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It is simply amazing!!

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Gives life

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star girl does not give a fuck

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Wow it really sounds like he is playing Metal Harbor from Sonic Adventure 2

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"One of the best broadcast bloopers of all time - ABC Radio's Headline Edition TRIES to broadcast the news, but doesn't - and when it gives itself a pat on the back for it, it's just too much for the announcer, let alone the anchorman, to take." - earthstation1.com description (Not an off-air recording.)

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Don't give up

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Duck don't give a ****

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