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Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

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That's right, you should put it up your ass

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at the rabbit cafe

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i gotta make this dumb filler to show you guys that i am alive.

dumbfiller

the title is explanitory enough

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bowlthedinosaur

A snippet of the kind of psychosis that hard-core Fundamentalist Christianity seems to promote. The angry end of another episode of Truth2Ponder with Bob "should have a" Biermann, then 2:12 in, you get "Classic Redneck Radio" rambling about Jesus, Patriot radio, other jibber-jabber. NA5B WebSDR

radiomiamiinterational5950kHz

No, you can just tilt her

canyousmashthewitch

I am not so careful with my COMPAQ Presario CQ57, leading to abortion of Stormfang.

mymistakes

Now doesn't it make you fell better?

alllinedup

no description given.

anythy

guy crashing motorbike to around the world

motorebikeatw

second coming second coming

jeffmagnumthelostbeatle

true communism

capitalismshallfall

i am the funny

westfunyarea

Literally Alien Encounters according to my mind.

alienencounters

ANOTHER W FOR THE FANTASY ORACLE

howsrondale

a phrase to utter when you are utterly dumbfounded

ohmyburbus

This old world may never change... The way it's been... And all the ways of war... Can't change it back again...

anoncannotgoon

Don't drop the cake

pchris

Fly hi with the angles and touch teh face of God

RIPsweetprince

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beav

Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

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Some other crap found on Earthstation1.com: "Another contributed production by our good friend Clay Loomis, this one of Dr. Fred Price of "The Ever Increasing Faith Ministries" in California. It's his prescription for how to love drug dealers into loving Jesus Christ - smash their heads in with a brick. Yes, really!"

crazypotaddledpastor

Something for wc kids

WC1

The sequal

bullybully

Patrick and Hunter, the two great visionaries of our generation.

whipple

He is the greast

MichaelTheGreatest